Mother in Laws (or just her mothers) Voice!

KwackerJack

What does your MIL sound like.......

Thankfully she is the now the ex-mother in law and im happily single.

When she talks she sounds like a Chipmonk, when she tries to sing she sounds like a chipmunk on helium and acid!

I f***in kid you not!

Why does it matter what they sound like as long as they're decent enough?

Sir Arthur Daley

Is she hairy like a chipmonk too OP?

Sauve

KwackerJack wrote: »

What does your MIL sound like.......

Thankfully she is the now the ex-mother in law and im happily single.

When she talks she sounds like a Chipmonk, when she tries to sing she sounds like a chipmunk on helium and acid!

I f***in kid you not!

Do you have the voice of an angel yourself or wha?

The Backwards Man

The one night where I am out and I don't have access to my Les Dawson joke book there's a MIL thread.

KwackerJack

WikiHow wrote: »

Is she hairy like a chipmonk too OP?

Thankfully she's always had clothes on so cant really tell........

SEPT 23 1989

a bother in law is a far more dangerous beast

KwackerJack

Sauve wrote: »

Do you have the voice of an angel yourself or wha?

Not an angel, actually been told I don't really have an accent

Sir Arthur Daley

KwackerJack wrote: »

Thankfully she's always had clothes on so cant really tell........

Was your ex mil a milf?

Sauve

WikiHow wrote: »

Was your ex mil a milf?

Mililf

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The one night where I am out and I don't have access to my Les Dawson joke book there's a MIL thread.

The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

KwackerJack

WikiHow wrote: »

Was your ex mil a milf?

Christ no!!

Hunched up, late 50's and a tracksuit commander!

Stavros Murphy

Mines barred. I only hear her in my nightmares these days.

The Backwards Man

Candie wrote: »

The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

Knew I could rely on you Candie.:)

Sir Arthur Daley

KwackerJack wrote: »

Christ no!!

Hunched up, late 50's and a tracksuit commander!

In stormy weather would you consider it as a port or would you weather the storm?

anncoates

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a bother in law is a far more dangerous beast

Mine just ruthlessly tried to expose my potential jackeen gayness with sustained drinking sessions in country shebeens.

I'm not sure if I should be proud of passing with flying colours.

KwackerJack

WikiHow wrote: »

In stormy weather would you consider it as a port or would you weather the storm?

Id weather the storm naked, while chewing and swallowing nettles soaked in rat piss!

SEPT 23 1989

RIP Les