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Naked Cleaners seeking work

22-03-2014 8:47am

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Yes folks naked couple on boards seeing work cleaning peoples apartment's / houses completely Naked ,

See here of you want your gaff cleaned by a Naked couple

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057173783/1

Happy Saturday

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#2 22-03-2014 8:50am

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Gatling wrote: »

Yes folks naked couple on boards seeing work cleaning peoples apartment's / houses completely Naked ,

See here of you want your gaff cleaned by a Naked couple

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057173783/1

Happy Saturday

Mods killed the thread, no advertising allowed. It was a bit weird though

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#3 22-03-2014 8:52am

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It was advertising and included nekkidness, I've removed it.

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#4 22-03-2014 8:54am

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Gordon wrote: »

It was advertising and included nekkidness, I've removed it.

Do you think job bridge might suit them

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#5 22-03-2014 8:54am

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Gordon wrote: »

I've removed it.

You just want all the naked clean stuff for yourseld :mad:

:pac:

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#6 22-03-2014 8:55am

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Gatling wrote: »

Do you think job bridge might suit them

I'm not sure if they're looking for an internalship.

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#7 22-03-2014 9:02am

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What are you supposed to do?sit and look at them?

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#8 22-03-2014 9:05am

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I sense that even without even without perusing the ad that the chances of them being attractive are slim to zero.

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#9 22-03-2014 9:07am

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Gordon wrote: »

It was advertising and included nekkidness, I've removed it.

Can you not just remove the advertising bit and leave the naked bit?

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#10 22-03-2014 9:08am

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Can't wait for the prison thread on this one...

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#11 22-03-2014 9:08am

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Can you not just remove the advertising bit and leave the naked bit?

But then it would be 'cleaners seeking work' and that's just not quirky.

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#12 22-03-2014 9:09am

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We once had a cleaner who came around once a week. She had a fine pair of boobs and never seemed to wear a bra under her shirt. Twas lovely watching her do her work and her boobs doing their woobly thing.

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#13 22-03-2014 9:12am

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Can you not just remove the advertising bit and leave the naked bit?

Pictures of naked people. Yup, that's what the internet is lacking.

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#14 22-03-2014 9:12am

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Trigger Happy wrote: »

We once had a cleaner who came around once a week. She had a fine pair of boobs and never seemed to wear a bra under her shirt. Twas lovely watching her do her work and her boobs doing their woobly thing.

Remember that gardener lady who used to be on telly? Charlie something. She never wore a bra. It was mesmerizing!

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#15 22-03-2014 9:13am

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anncoates wrote: »

I sense that even without even without perusing the ad that the chances of them being attractive are slim to zero.

The posted picture if genuine ,she was pretty hot, all naked sprawled on the floor like some sweeping brush impression

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#16 22-03-2014 9:13am

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Trigger Happy wrote: »

We once had a cleaner who came around once a week. She had a fine pair of boobs and never seemed to wear a bra under her shirt. Twas lovely watching her do her work and her boobs doing their woobly thing.

Imagination > Reality

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#17 22-03-2014 9:14am

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ElleEm wrote: »

Remember that gardener lady who used to be on telly? Charlie something. She never wore a bra. It was mesmerizing!

She also had a Ray Parlour head on her.

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#18 22-03-2014 9:17am

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Gordon wrote: »

But then it would be 'cleaners seeking work' and that's just not quirky.

It would actually be "naked cleaners", which would.

smcgiff wrote: »

Pictures of naked people. Yup, that's what the internet is lacking.

Tis all about the context!

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#19 22-03-2014 9:17am

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Are you looking for staff, how would I go about applying for an position ? how should I dress for an interview? ........Don't say turn up "naked" for interview!

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#20 22-03-2014 9:19am

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smcgiff wrote: »

Imagination > Reality

No, true story. Twas 1989 in Toronto. She started my love for Latin ladies.

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#21 22-03-2014 9:21am

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Trigger Happy wrote: »

No, true story. Twas 1989 in Toronto. She started my love for Latin ladies.

She was in her 60's.
Wasn't she

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#22 22-03-2014 9:24am

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Maybe this guy wouldn't even notice!!

Daft Daft

(REad the full description before you 'go for a viewing'..)

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#23 22-03-2014 9:26am

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

It would actually be "naked cleaners", which would.

Oh aye, of course. Well, feel free to start up your very own Naked Cleaners discussion/image forum!

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#24 22-03-2014 9:27am

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Armelodie wrote: »

Maybe this guy wouldn't even notice!!

Daft Daft

(REad the full description before you 'go for a viewing'..)

(With thanks to the "Funny Houses/Flats to rent" thread ..not funny when you're actually looking for a gaffe though!)

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#25 22-03-2014 9:29am

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*shudder*

Eurotrash flashback!

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#26 22-03-2014 9:37am

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Armelodie wrote: »

Maybe this guy wouldn't even notice!!

Daft Daft

(REad the full description before you 'go for a viewing'..)

Lol what a weirdo. I like the bit at the end that says legal contractavailable. I would love to see the terms.

Do people really pay €600 a month to share a tiny flat off Sheriff Street ?

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#27 22-03-2014 9:46am

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Ew.
Skin and pubes everywhere

The only person who should be naked in my kitchen is me, and even that's a little bit gross

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#28 22-03-2014 9:47am

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Gordon wrote: »

Oh aye, of course. Well, feel free to start up your very own Naked Cleaners discussion/image forum!

That's not what I pay my suibscription for!

Maybe naked moderators is what we're getting at here?

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#29 22-03-2014 9:55am

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Trigger Happy wrote: »

No, true story. Twas 1989 in Toronto. She started my love for Latin ladies.

What I mean is that something hinted at is most likely better.

There's this girl I pass on my walk to work in the morning and she normally wears... anyway, where was I?!?

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#30 22-03-2014 10:00am

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smcgiff wrote: »

What I mean is that something hinted at is most likely better.

There's this girl I pass on my walk to work in the morning and she normally wears... anyway, where was I?!?

What the girl you pass by on yoru way t owork is wearing - that's some ADHD you got there...

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#31 22-03-2014 10:28am

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ElleEm wrote: »

Remember that gardener lady who used to be on telly? Charlie something. She never wore a bra. It was mesmerizing!

Charlie Dimmock.

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