sex 50s and over

irish_bhoy09

Do u stil enjoy it when u hit the 50 mark?


Mod: Over 50's don't tend to use text speak though, and especially not on this forum. Please use standard English.

muffler

irish_bhoy09

muffler wrote: »

I hope so:-)

Sir Arthur Daley

Why wouldnt you?

irish_bhoy09

WikiHow wrote: »

Why wouldnt you?

Loss of sex drive etc

LizzieJones

irish_bhoy09 wrote: »

Do u stil enjoy it when u hit the 50 mark?

Oh yes! Sex is still very much enjoyable.

looksee

Its well known that aul' fellas go on sex drives round the inner city...

Jeefff

You mustn't have seen the documentary on Channel4 recently about the 83 year old prostitute..
When asked why she would carry on such a sordid existence she replied
''i just love sex''

roran

irish_bhoy09 wrote: »

Do u stil enjoy it when u hit the 50 mark?

Personally, after the 10th time I find it can get very exhausting....don't think I could ever get to the 50th mark...must be some sessions you go on...:eek:

Santa Cruz

irish_bhoy09 wrote: »

Do u stil enjoy it when u hit the 50 mark?


I do but it gets a bit risky when we are in the 100 k.m.h. zone especially on the M50

Rubecula

Never got to 50, One woman a night is all I can manage to be honest

LizzieJones

Rubecula wrote: »

Never got to 50, One woman a night is all I can manage to be honest

Slacker. LOL

Rubecula

LizzieJones wrote: »

Slacker. LOL

I never mentioned the day shift though :pac::pac::pac:

Chucken

I'll let you all know what its like now that I'm officially over 50

LizzieJones

Chucken wrote: »

I'll let you all know what its like now that I'm officially over 50

Happy Birthday.

looksee

Chucken wrote: »

I'll let you all know what its like now that I'm officially over 50

Aaah you are only a Spring Chucken! Happy Birthday:P

Rubecula

Happy Chuckenday XXXX

Layinghen

Congratulations Chucken.

muffler

Congrats

Jellybaby1

Apathy birthday to you,
Apathy birthday to you,
Apathy birthday dear Chuckie,
Apathy birthday toooooo youuuuu! (High note there)

But you still only get one birthday a year!

Steve

muffler wrote: »

Sheep don't count dude..

CarrickMcJoe

50s no problem, sometimes I last the minute.....:D

BrensBenz

Didn't do a whole lot of it before 50 but now.........phew!

The following may cause distress to readers of a delicate nature - proceed with caution:

pFizer risers (not required, but available); no need for latex products; no more "not tonight, it's THAT time of the month"; we're on so many painkillers, there's never a headache between us; spontaneous afternoon delight is now spontaneous anytime at all delight; no worries about extra family members next year; it's now acceptable to wear trousers with elasticated waists for easy access; finally worked out how to open those bra straps with one hand and the reward is....excellennnnnt; and when the phone rings mid-session, and she whispers "Ignore it, it's only so-and-so, don't stop, don't stop!", well, wow!; lovely cuddles afterwards, often just a breather before Part Two; and Mrs. Brensbenz doesn't seem to mind too much, in fact, I'd say initiations are shared 50 / 50.

You've probably heard this advice before but, you know, it isn't entirely necessary for every (ahem) arousal to lead to that special embrace that the Holy Ghost shows to married people only. You can use it merely to stop you rolling out of bed.

Oh oh, guess what's approaching.....in frilly white lace? Mid-morning delight. Delightful.

muffler

Steve wrote: »

Sheep don't count dude..

They're okay for mid week :pac:

roran

BrensBenz wrote: »

Didn't do a whole lot of it before 50 but now.........phew!


Oh oh, guess what's approaching.....in frilly white lace? Mid-morning delight. Delightful.

The ghost of Mrs BrensBenz???

BrensBenz

roran wrote: »

The ghost of Mrs BrensBenz???

No, the real thing, and I mean REAL. What a woman!

I generously agreed to start taking her out when we were both 19 years old. She was a jaw-dropping stunner then, tall, dark, elegant, model material, with a smile that lit up large buildings, etc., but I soon saw past all that and found an attractive, warm, honest, positive, popular, kind, modest, soft-spoken, practical, femi-drama-free, generous, happy, loving person.

We're both almost 60 now. The looks might have diminished somewhat (I'm still pig-ugly) but that attractive character still shines through.

So, for the purposes of this thread, IF, like me, you have been blessed with a wonderful partner, sex only gets better. We know the what, the where, the how and the how long for and although (due to illness) my energy levels are lower lately, she still lets me know that I've done the biz.

Again, some of the following may offend or inspire jealousy or disbelief. So, if you're a wussy wuss, stop here.

You can't believe the boost it gives me when, after a busy session, she gets out of bed, turns, smiles and says "well, that's me taken care of for a few days." Or "make sure you finish your dinner - we're having a "leg-spread under the bed-spread" later and you're going to need a lot of energy". And I like to think that the boost I get from the words is returned, with interest, when required.

But don't come looking for Mrs. BrensBenz. Chemo or not, I will inflict damage to your head and torso. Then I'll set the woof on your legs. If that doesn't work, I think Mrs. BrensBenz herself will beat you to a pulp with a wok.....before calling an ambulance for you.

Rubecula

You sure about that? It may be OG sneaking in to help himself to your stock of drinkypoos to fill up the ever open cabinet.

BrensBenz

Rubecula wrote: »

You sure about that? It may be OG sneaking in to help himself to your stock of drinkypoos to fill up the ever open cabinet.

Well, Mrs. BrensBenz hasn't imbibed for decades and I (irony of ironies!) decided to protect my liver and become tee-total while in my late teens.

Although not the prime reason, one positive aspect here is that all canoodling activities are remembered in detail, for days, by both parties, without any alcohol-related blur, so any requests for similar repeats can be delivered accurately. It's an ISO 9001 thing!

We have various unopened bottles of plonk, mostly gifts, gathering dust around the house. Plonk isn't as good an engine cleaner as, say, vodka which doesn't last too long around here but, if OG or anyone else is in dire need of some plonk, just figure out how to get past the woof, help yourselves and then figure out another way to get past the woof. He's not too bright but he rarely falls for the same trick twice in succession.

catonthewire

No jelly in my drawers....

jimd2

Both into our 50's and certainly enjoying it still, probably on average twice a week, mostly mornings.

That said I dont think I could compete with Brens above.

BrensBenz

jimd2 wrote: »

......I dont think I could compete with Brens above.

Wasn't aware that there was a competition but, if so, how do I enter? Do we enter as a team or as individuals? Is there a box for "no publicity"?

Anyway, this may not be entirely age related but is....sort of:

The designers of my first car, the Mighty Hillman Avenger 1300 "coupe" with black vinyl roof and chrome bumpers and hubcaps, were kind enough to fit a gearbox with the longest "throw" ever, i.e. when engaging first or third gear, you could bruise your knuckles on the ashtray in the dash. The handbrake was also very obliging - when off, it would rest covertly in the cavern between the seats. And, the piece de resistance, the seats could slide back and had that new-fangled "tilt" mechanism.

"Where's this leading?", I hear you ask. Well, after a nice night out, you could park in the "Shady Lane", select third gear, handbrake off, and canoodling could commence without any interference from the vehhikil. If necessary, it was easy for either participant to visit the other side without much loss of dignity and maintain proximity to the wurless and to driving controls if any pesky peekers appeared. (We once had a visit from a concerned member of the Gardee Shickeeny....'nuf sed.)

Well, driving home after a recent nice night out, we approached the Shady Lane just in time to see a glorious sunset lighting the sleepy town below with shimmering golden rays. The leaves were rustling gently in the evening breeze and glowing in the light. AND our traditional parking spot was empty!

"Right, Missus, this is your lucky night. All biological systems are operational; all automotive systems are off, and I suggest your underwear should join them".

Then, and only then, did I scan the car's geography. Centre console was high enough to serve as an armrest and contained a gear lever strategically positioned to painfully deter excursions both to and from the other side; touch-sensitive buttons for windows, door lock, etc. that operated even when ignition is disabled; cup-holders and cubby hole lids that stood to attention at the merest touch and one of those mobile phone holders that doesn't fit any phone made since 1994.

"Hmmm", I thought, with a certain amount of urgency. "Not good. Now, do I suggest a stroll to the back seats or would the spontaneity be lost." Underwear (it was a fairly formal evening out so lace was a probability) had not yet been disturbed (due entirely to the car's interior design, compliments of the Vatican) so strolling with dignity was a possibility.....but then, "after", we'd have to hike back to the front seats, in the dark, when there could be critters and creepy crawlies. The all-important afterglow could be ruined.

Well, having given herself a few nanoseconds to review the situation, Mrs. BrensBenz uttered "Ehhmmm............?"

We drove home....at speed.....might have been Gatsoed....expecting penalty points.....don't care!

Must check DoneDeal for a Yank Tank with a sofa instead of front seats.

looksee

Can I ban him for bragging? Can I?

BrensBenz

looksee wrote: »

Can I ban him for bragging? Can I?

Only if I can add the entire wording of the ban to my CV.....and business cards....and letter headings.....and memoirs.....

Red Nissan

Sex, type and enjoyment changes over the years.

Red Nissan

BrensBenz wrote: »

We drove home....at speed.....might have been Gatsoed....expecting penalty points.....don't care!

I've a jeep, we drive into fields and make crop circles, though, that said, we did not this year. But June last year is still like yesterday and we are still talking about it, I guess we don't want to spoil a super brilliant one.

BTW, for those that think I make the crop circles with the jeep, they are mistaken.:pac:

BrensBenz

Red Nissan wrote: »

...I've a jeep...

Hmmm! Are the front seats of jeeps canoodling-friendly? Or are excursions to or the folding of rear seats involved? These features are surprising close to the top of my list when buying a new vehhikil.

Some time ago, I fell for the "this two-seater convertible will make you more attractive to women" sales pitch. Yeah right! Remember, as a child, looking through the toyshop window but not being able to touch the toys? No problem getting the (only) woman of my choice into the car but then what? Centre console was like an unmanned border post and no rear space available.

I wonder if all of those people driving around in vans with windows (MPVs) have got it right after all?

Red Nissan

BrensBenz wrote: »

I wonder if all of those people driving around in vans with windows (MPVs) have got it right after all?

Being a child of the mid 50's and growing up in the sixties, my first vehicle was beat up Transit van, that was in my youth though, sort of expected.

Any anything can be adapted.