Judas Smoked Marijuana

drunkmonkey

Jerusalem| A archeological dig site excavated by a scientific team from the Biblical Research Foundation, discovered what is presumed to be the tomb of the infamous biblical figure, Judas Iscariot. They also found some proof on the site that the man could have been a drug user.

The simplistic structure which has been nicknamed by its discoverers, “Judas’s Tomb”, contained the bodies of two adult and one teenage males, certainly from the same family. The inscriptions on the rough stone coffins seem to link the tombs to the Iscariot family, the corpses being identified as those of Judas, his father Simon, and his brother Joshua.

The site also contained three different heavily damaged scrolls, seven clay vases and 30 silver coins, an eerie reminder of Judas’s alleged wage from the temple authorities for betraying the Christ. Another object has really caught the scientists attention: a small pipe-shaped wooden object that upon further investigation and analysis, has revealed to contain cannabis resin.

“This could bring light to one the darkest part of the biblical history” explain Möshe Erdazovitch, the archeologist responsible for the site. “If Judas was a drug addict, it could explain his need for money and also his suicidal behavior. We cannot come to such clear conclusions for now, but the evidence sure seems to lead in that direction. This could bring an all new explanation to the death of Jesus.”

- See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/israeli-archeologist-uncovers-proof-judas-smoked-marijuana/#sthash.q1S4dTKh.dpuf


So now there blaming the death of Jesus on Pot....this mighten bode well for Mings chances in Europe, the evil stoner.

Donkey Oaty

Here's another story from that website:

As incredible as it sounds, prominent dutch author and WWII historian, Alfenn Waldorf, reveals in his new book ‘How the nazis went to the moon and why we were never told’ examines more then hundreds of declassified CIA documents recently released by the Pentagon that prove nazis went to the moon first, claims the author.

anotherposter

no judas was a rat... jesus was his dope dealer when judas got caught with a 50 bag he ratted out jesus. the rest is history or biblical nonesense which ever way you want to interpert it

Miprocin

Look at some of the other headlines on that site. They seem somewhat less than credible.

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Peregrine

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Some man..

Artful_Badger

I think you've confused Paddy's day with April fools day.

catallus

This turn of events should be heeded by the authorities! Yet another solid argument for keeping this devil drug away from society!

Temptamperu

Its also found in Egyptian and chinese digs too. It has medical properties and it was used in ceremonies. Weed didn't suddenly appear this century. Its been used since before humans were humans which is why it does what it does. If we didn't evolve with weed we would have no cannabinoid receptors in our brain and it would just be another weed.

Lenin Skynard

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law

The_Pretender

Lovely, more ammo for the anti-weed crew.

Adamantium

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Jerusalem| er investigation and analysis, has revealed to contain cannabis resin.

“This could bring light to one the darkest part of the biblical history” explain Möshe Erdazovitch, the archeologist responsible for the site. “If Judas was a drug addict, it could explain his need for money and also his suicidal behavior. We cannot come to such clear conclusions for now, but the evidence sure seems to lead in that direction. This could bring an all new explanation to the death of Jesus.”

- See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/israeli-archeologist-uncovers-proof-judas-smoked-marijuana/#sthash.q1S4dTKh.dpuf


So now there blaming the death of Jesus on Pot....this mighten bode well for Mings chances in Europe, the evil stoner.

Could the links try to be anymore tenuous and speculative We can't even get figure out for definite the JFK incident that was 50 years and yet we dare to know for definite what happened 40 times further back. Gaahhhh

Stavros Murphy

Temptamperu wrote: »

Its also found in Egyptian and chinese digs too. It has medical properties and it was used in ceremonies. Weed didn't suddenly appear this century. Its been used since before humans were humans which is why it does what it does. If we didn't evolve with weed we would have no cannabinoid receptors in our brain and it would just be another weed.

I have visions of an Ape with a massive spliff, chilling in a flintstones Honda Civic with a pair of flowery shorts and some Billabong flip-flops on.

notnumber

How is this news?,People where always getting stoned in those times.

pablo128

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law

Was there a law against the use of cannabis back then?

biko

It doesn't matter if the original news are fake or not, this thread will soon be about whether we should some weed in modern Ireland or not.

urabell

biko wrote: »

It doesn't matter if the original news are fake or not, this thread will soon be about whether we should some weed in modern Ireland or not.

You mean it's weird that a group of modern Irish people discussing marijuana will relate the topic back to marijuana in modern Ireland?

C.K Dexter Haven

biko wrote: »

It doesn't matter if the original news are fake or not, this thread will soon be about whether we should some weed in modern Ireland or not.

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