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What is the biggest dick move you've ever done?

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  • #2
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    A knot


  • #3
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    To the left


  • #4
    PeteEd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭PeteEd


    pink to the brown


  • #5
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I woke my girlfriend doing the helicopter in her face.


  • #6
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    PeteEd wrote: »
    pink to the brown
    11 points including a red, nice!


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  • #7
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Well Op, it's safe to say you have sabotaged your own thread with that unfortunate title.


  • #8
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,549 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    wazky wrote: »
    Well Op, it's safe to say you have sabotaged your own thread with that unfortunate title.
    The headbangers will have hit reply before they've even finished reading it.


  • #9
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    This thread is gonna go bye bye in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....


  • #10
    bogwalrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭bogwalrus


    The apache is a form of helicopter except you drop a few bombs also.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Doom wrote: »
    To the left
    with a little step to the right.


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  • #12
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    my wife woke up the other morning thinking she was blind. what she didnt realise is i was 'nesting' in her eyes


  • #13
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    A) WTF is a dick move?


    B) How does one quantify or measure the size of the actual move?


    C) My dick moves with me everywhere I go. The furthest I ever moved in one go was from Ireland to America, so a few thousand miles.


  • #14
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    I asked Bill Cullen to shift over a bit to let me past, once. Does that count?


  • #15
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I was a bit cunty to someone once.


  • #16
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    This one time, I moved it to the left and she moaned.


  • #17
    finix
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭finix


    Reading all the way down to post #18:confused: Why am I reading such a stupid thread ?


  • #18
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    finix wrote: »
    Reading all the way down to post #18:confused: Why am I reading such a stupid thread ?

    Nothing else to do maybe?? :confused:


  • #19
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    the manjina catapult


    boi-oi-oi-oi-oing


  • #20
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    This

    edit; can't fcuking believe I'm watching Mary Poppins on a Saturday night. :(


  • #21
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    I once took 2 guys at the same time


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  • #22
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    what is the essence of a dick move, what constitutes as a dick move ? am I prone to make such mistakes ?


  • #23
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    I fell down the stairs in supermacs last night. Today my shoulder is telling me I'm a Dick.


  • #24
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,211 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Pawn to C3, with my dick.


  • #25
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    She's not part of the scene she don't socialise she does her own thing, she's ahead of her time just the right sleaze she is stagering , I couldn't stand up I couldn't sit down one look at her and I stumble around, she is staggering.


  • #26
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    I don't have a dick. So I've never done a dick move.

    Whatever it is.


  • #27
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    I woke my girlfriend doing the helicopter in her face.

    An alarm cock?


  • #28
    Hunter of Invisible Game
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 ✭Hunter of Invisible Game


    Had sexual relations in a cloak room on the night of my debs with a girl that I hadn't brought.

    So I was a dick to two people at once, or three if you include the euphemism.


  • #29
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    KungPao wrote: »
    11 points including a red, nice!

    12.

    You'd have to pot a red to get to the brown


  • #30
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Hunter of Invisible Game wrote: »
    Had sexual relations in a cloak room on the night of my debs with a girl that I hadn't brought.

    So I was a dick to two people at once, or three if you include the euphemism.


    You cant thrust your fully erect penis into a euphemism.


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  • #31
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,384 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    *Puts o.p. on ignore list*

    This.


  • #32
    Burky126
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    Penis joke


  • #33
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Cienciano wrote: »
    I once took 2 guys at the same time

    Rugby players, was it?


  • #34
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    The toilet seat keeps catching


  • #35
    Hunter of Invisible Game
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 22 ✭Hunter of Invisible Game


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    You cant thrust your fully erect penis into a euphemism.

    Au contraire, mon ami, au contraire.


  • #36
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    my wife woke up the other morning thinking she was blind. what she didnt realise is i was 'nesting' in her eyes

    Thank you for making me laugh out loud today, fleet_admiral . I've added the phrase 'nesting in her eyes' to my repertoire.


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  • #37
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    12.

    You'd have to pot a red to get to the brown

    Very true. I don't usually pay much attention to the score as I generally get a clearance on my first go* and thus win the frame.

    *may not be 100 per cent true.


  • #38
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    KungPao wrote: »
    Very true. I don't usually pay much attention to the score as I generally get a clearance on my first go* and thus win the frame.

    *may not be 100 per cent true.

    you go red then brown??? Get that checked


  • #39
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    WikiHow wrote: »
    This one time, I moved it to the left and she moaned.


    Or move it down an inch or two and she screams at you to GTFO.

    BROWN WINGS FTW


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