Elvis is Alive!

BuilderPlumber

The mystery of the recent plane crash continues. It just gets me thinking of the wild conspiracy theories out there. First off, I will say I believe Elvis is dead. But I have a friend who is a mad Elvis fan and swears he is still alive!! Here's the theory:

Elvis faked his own death in 1977 for many reasons. He was disillusioned with the music industry, the control over his career by his manager and embarrassed by his films. He also was growing weary of America in general and his religion. He was reading up about other movements. Elvis refused a present from the Shah of Iran and secretly supported the anti-Shah movements. In 1977, he arranged a flight to North Korea and then arranged the fake death. He moved to Iran in 1979 after the revolution and welcomed by the then president Abolhassan Bani Sadr (whose hair style in his younger days was Elvis like!).

In 1990, he moved out of Iran to presumably Iraq because he felt Rafsanjani's new presidency could let the cat out of the bag about him! He didn't! But Elvis was used as a sort of go between for Saddam's Iraq and Iran's regime and had good relations with both. Saddam used him to try to mend fences with Iran to get Iran to help Saddam in the 1991 Gulf War.

It is unsure where Elvis lived from 1992 to 2002 but he was back in America by 2002 living under the name Jesse Garon and seeking medical help for arthritis. He is rumoured to have recorded a gospel/spiritual album and a blues back to roots album. His doctor was supposed to write a book but Elvis decided not to reveal himself. Elvis was supposed to release a new album and it is rumoured he met up with Jerry Lee Lewis and Johnny Cash to record some duet as well. Apparently, Johnny Cash actually did die by the way in 2003! None of the songs have surfaced as of yet and RCA objected to the Jerry Lee/Elvis duet of 'I'll hold you in my heart' so a Jerry Lee solo version appears instead on his 2010 album.

Elvis was considered a threat by George W Bush's government and seen as pro Saddam and pro Iran. He decided therefore to remain officially dead. To this day, Elvis has toured North Korea very often and that unissued in the West Elvis/Jerry Lee/Cash album is widely available there but is not supposed to be shown to any tourists.

Circa 2015, Elvis will be 80 years young and he still wears dyed black hair and is slim and not unlike an old version of 1968 Elvis!

fleet_admiral

funny how you never see elvis and linda martin in the same place at the same time.....

nelly17

Hmm draws a strange resemblence to Kim Jong un too by all accounts

Knob Longman

Elvis is dead.

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus

Sir Osis of Liver.

The King died on the Throne.







Having a big sh1te.

vicwatson

Elvis has left the building

karaokeman

Elvis lives on in people's hearts.

\ thread.

Sir Arthur Daley

Went to see an Elvis impersonator last night,but I got there too late..

Apparently he had left the building

thelad95

Elvis isn't dead because I heard him on the radio.

corner of hells

Interestingly enough , that the name Jesse Garon that you randomly picked out of nowhere jus' happens to be the name of the chief engineer on the plane that vanished recently and also the name of Elvis deceased twin brother.

kneemos

corner of hells wrote: »

Interestingly enough , that the name Jesse Garon that you randomly picked out of nowhere jus' happens to be the name of the chief engineer on the plane that vanished recently and also the name of Elvis deceased twin brother.

That's amazing.

KKkitty

corner of hells wrote: »

Interestingly enough , that the name Jesse Garon that you randomly picked out of nowhere jus' happens to be the name of the chief engineer on the plane that vanished recently and also the name of Elvis deceased twin brother.

Elvis's twin brother was called Aaron. When his brother died Elvis was given the second name Aaron in his memory.

jescart

corner of hells wrote: »

Interestingly enough , that the name Jesse Garon that you randomly picked out of nowhere jus' happens to be the name of the chief engineer on the plane that vanished recently and also the name of Elvis deceased twin brother.

Also the name of the man who built the Texas school book depository in Dallas

Sir Osis of Liver.

It was also the real name of the whale who played the lead role in Free Willy.

jane82

Everybody knows Elvis was killed because he was about to speak out against the new monorail going into arkansas.
The man wants you to think hes alive so you dont question how he died.

GhostInTheRuins

jescart wrote: »

Also the name of the man who built the Texas school book depository in Dallas

It was also Osama bin laden's mother's name too.

Ruu

He was spotted here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1dh-iG-lI

Irish Guitarist

The most compelling proof that he's alive is that 'Elvis' is an anagram of 'lives'. It's also an anagram of 'Levis'. He's been working at the Levis factory in Mexico for a number of years now.

SEPT 23 1989

The Dagda

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

It was also Osama bin laden's mother's name too.

Funnily enough, at the time of the big fella's death, Beal na Blath was owned by one of the Garrons, Jesse I think...

gammygils

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

The King died on the Throne.







Having a big sh1te.[/Q
after a feed of burgers served to him by the guy who works down

the Chip Shop! :pac: