Crow Orgy in Garden

Sir Osis of Liver.

Theres a flock of noisy crows having sexy time in my garden.
What should I do?

aidoh

That's mad, there's been a frog orgy going on in my garden since yesterday.
I feel like we could help each other out somehow.

snubbleste

Join in op.

biko

Film it
Upload to Sexy Crow Time
Profit

michael999999

I hate people constantly crowing about sex!

RobbingBandit

biko wrote: »

Film it
Upload to Sexy Crow Time
Profit

I'd watch that, call it The Sexy Murder.:p

Donkey Oaty

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Theres a flock of noisy crows having sexy time in my garden.
What should I do?

Call the guards and tell them you are witnessing a murder.

They'll think it's hilarious when they arrive and you explain.

vicwatson

Lol thread title.

Stone the crows !!

TheBody

FAP?

scoobydoobie

Tell them to flock off, that or sleep with their bird's and learn the ways of their people.

bonzodog2

Dress up as a crow, join in, film it and start a youtube channel. Then wait for $$$ to roll in from adverts when it goes viral.

kneemos

There was a cat in the garden last week surrounded by five tomcats,kinda felt sorry for her.
Love is in the air apparently.

snubbleste

kneemos wrote: »

There was a cat in the garden last week surrounded by five tomcats,kinda felt sorry for her.

Sounds like the local nightclub

RobbingBandit

kneemos wrote: »

There was a cat in the garden last week surrounded by five tomcats,kinda felt sorry for her.
Love is in the air apparently.

You should have filmed that too, you could have called it Pussy Galore. :pac:

Meangadh

Just be grateful it's not a cat orgy. That's the stuff of nightmares. The blood curdling screams, the fur everywhere on the lawn the next morning... There was about ten of them going at it. Hell.

anncoates

Put on some dance music and give them some pills and see if they start raven.

ItsChecoTime

Are you sure they're not just raven?

anncoates

Here, you rook my pun.

Archeron

aidoh wrote: »

That's mad, there's been a frog orgy going on in my garden since yesterday.
I feel like we could help each other out somehow.

Hmmm. I can bring my snail orgy to this potentially very tasty event.

ItsChecoTime

anncoates wrote: »

Here, you rook my pun.

Ahhh beat me to it, carrion.. (Carrion crow no, no? I'll just leave then...)

kneemos

Didn't know crows could scream.Threw a chicken carcus out for them one morning and they usually get rid of it in short time but during the battle that ensued one of them started repeatedly screaming,it was weird and creepy,very much like a human scream.

RobbingBandit

Meangadh wrote: »

Just be grateful it's not a cat orgy. That's the stuff of nightmares. The blood curdling screams, the fur everywhere on the lawn the next morning... There was about ten of them going at it. Hell.

:D:D

Ghost Train

Erect

A scarecrow

Morag

It's called a Murder of Crows, you've had your warning someone wants you dead.

Sir Arthur Daley

Double barrel shot gun would sort them out fairly lively, the penetration of a few balls would put a stop to the party.

Nemeses

WikiHow wrote: »

The penetration of a few balls would put a stop to the party.

What are you trying to say here?:pac::D

RobbingBandit

Put on dance music! philistine, them crows need some Barry White.

NegativeCreep

Swear to god I saw a crow on a lamp post once and it flew down and meowed at me when I walked past. Best pills I ever took in my life.

Temptamperu

Crows are amazing creatures, they talk to each other even as far as to pass knowledge of a human attacker on to its chldren and there are some crows that even use tools.
They are linked with humans since we started being humans and are totally my favorite bird.

Sir Arthur Daley

Temptamperu wrote: »

there are some crows that even use tools.

I saw one in lidl last week buying a skill saw.

kneemos

WikiHow wrote: »

I saw one in lidl last week buying a skill saw.

So that's where the crow bars disappear to.

Cantremember

Attempted murder?