New guy in office - cant stop sneezing

Johnny_Fontane

So there is a new guy in the office, he's been here six months.

Dude just cannot stop sneezing. The office all remark on it. Initially we'd thought it would go away, but we are six months in and not a single day has gone by without say 10 sneezes. sometimes, its might be 80 a day.

And these are loud sneezes, sometimes in fits of 5/6 or the trumpet blowing of his nose.

What say AH people, what should we do with this chap?

The Backwards Man

Make him stand on his head and tickle his feet with a feather duster.


Won't stop the sneezing but will keep you from moaning for a while.

snubbleste

sneezing is the nearest thing to an orgasm. More power to him

Gyalist

He could well have an allergy to perfumes. It's not unknown for this to happen especially in offices with women who wear strong fragrances.

Duggy747

Have a game, get him to sneeze all his mucus into a cup throughout the day while the rest of you bet with each other on how much the cup will weigh.

Winner gets the money while the person who guessed the lowest weight will have to drink the snot.


It's the only logical thing to do.

stimpson

Cokehead.

mconigol

SEPT 23 1989

bring him out some evening for a Vindaloo and a rake of Guinness

Lando Griffin

Go and tell him that if you weren't a married man you'd do him, and walk away.
Leave the rest to us.