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Goat Apocalypse...be afraid, very afraid

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    you've got to be kidding me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,852 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    He is just being capricious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I shall punch Mr Tumnus in the face.

    Just to be safe like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭cml387


    There could be more to this than meets the eye.

    From The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy

    "Er ..." said Arthur after a moment, "what exactly was it that was wrong with your planet then?"

    "Oh, it was doomed, as I said," said the Captain, "Apparently it was going to crash into the sun or something. Or maybe it was that the moon was going to crash into us. Something of the kind. Absolutely terrifying prospect whatever it was."

    "Oh," said the first officer suddenly, "I thought it was that the planet was going to be invaded by a gigantic swarm of twelve foot piranha bees. Wasn't that it?"

    Number Two span around, eyes ablaze with a cold hard light that only comes with the amount of practise he was prepared to put in.

    "That's not what I was told!" he hissed, "My commanding officer told me that the entire planet was in imminent danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star goat!"

    "Oh really ..." said Ford Prefect.


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