What animal would you be, if you had to choose.

I Heart Internet · 10-03-2014 4:35pm #1

Think I'd be a killer whale. No known predators (I think).

Legs.Eleven · 10-03-2014 4:36pm

Liver fluke.

SEPT 23 1989 · 10-03-2014 4:36pm

A Great White

RoboRat · 10-03-2014 4:36pm

Think I'd be a killer whale. No known predators (I think).

Erm humans?! We kill everything.

RoboRat · 10-03-2014 4:37pm

A pig, 30 minute orgasms do it for me, plus I would be made of bacon so I could happily eat myself.

I Heart Internet · 10-03-2014 4:37pm

RoboRat wrote: »

Erm humans?! We kill everything.

I'd know to avoid them, having previously been a human.

Birneybau · 10-03-2014 4:37pm

Honey Badger.

I Heart Internet · 10-03-2014 4:38pm

RoboRat wrote: »

A pig, 30 minute orgasms do it for me, plus I would be made of bacon so I could happily eat myself.

Never heard that. Is that science?

RoboRat · 10-03-2014 4:38pm

Honey Badger.

Hmmm vicious little critters

Donkey Oaty · 10-03-2014 4:39pm

I pass on the opportunity, and instead swing on a star and carry moonbeams home in a jar.

thegreatgonzo · 10-03-2014 4:39pm

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Liver fluke.

You made me spill my tea:D

Pinch Flat · 10-03-2014 4:39pm

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Think I'd be a killer whale. No known predators (I think).

Be grand, once you stay away from Japanese and Norwegian waters. Other than that, good choice!:D

RoboRat · 10-03-2014 4:40pm

Never heard that. Is that science?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_does_a_pigs_orgasm_last?#slide=2

Most boars last 10 - 15 mins but some go up to 30 mins.... HARDCORE!

Duckworth_Luas · 10-03-2014 4:41pm

A dinosaur, but a robot dinosaur from outer space that can transform into a fighter jet with lasers. Pew, pew, pew, pew.

Legs.Eleven · 10-03-2014 4:42pm

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

You made me spill my tea:D

Liver flukes tend to have that effect on people.

WilyCoyote · 10-03-2014 4:42pm

I'd like to be one of the Pussycat Dolls. Then I could roger the other two.

I Heart Internet · 10-03-2014 4:43pm

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

A dinosaur, but a robot dinosaur from outer space that can transform into a fighter jet with lasers. Pew, pew, pew, pew.

Let's keep things in the realm of the possible.

A dinosaur can't live in space.

RoboRat · 10-03-2014 4:43pm

I'd like to be one of the Pussycat Dolls. Then I could roger the other two.

Your thinking of pussy riot :pac:

Donkey Oaty · 10-03-2014 4:46pm

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Let's keep things in the realm of the possible.

A dinosaur can't live in space.

He said "robot dinosaur" though. Space is where those guys live.

monflat · 10-03-2014 4:48pm

A dolphin........

I Heart Internet · 10-03-2014 4:53pm

monflat wrote: »

A dolphin........

I thought of that, but a killer whale would eat a dolphin.

WilyCoyote · 10-03-2014 4:55pm

RoboRat wrote: »

Your thinking of pussy riot :pac:

If I was thinking of Pussy Riot, I would have said Pussy Riot. But I would give the PussyCat Dolls a right riotous and righteous time.

Please study the below and let me know who you'ld like to run riot with

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pussycat_Dolls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Riot

RoboRat · 10-03-2014 4:55pm

I thought of that, but a killer whale would eat a dolphin.

ORLY

http://i.imgur.com/PizZ9Q1.jpg

uch · 10-03-2014 4:57pm

I'd have to be "A Slimey fúkín' ", I've often been called a Slimey fukín' Animal

WilyCoyote · 10-03-2014 4:59pm

RoboRat wrote: »

ORLY

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It's an airport. You really are confused today. The warm weather, one presumes

The Backwards Man · 10-03-2014 5:10pm

A horse.

Just because.

10-03-2014 5:13pm

Some type of vulture. I'd have very few to no natural predators. I'd feed off of carrion, thus not having to put effort into hunting and killing my own food. Plus I'd look pretty badass! :pac: