Fanny Tax

Sir Osis of Liver.

Will it go any lower?

Sir Arthur Daley

What is a fanny?

BillyMitchel

Will they accept tampons?

Mr Cumulonimbus

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Will they accept tampons?

Is that a type of coupon?

dpofloinn

Can you be taxed if you dont have one or dont have the use of one?

Sir Arthur Daley

dpofloinn wrote: »

Can you be taxed if you dont have one or dont have the use of one?

Apparently both, we are all screwed.

BillyMitchel

Mr Cumulonimbus wrote: »

Is that a type of coupon?

Sure is. Come in all shades of red. The real deep red ones are worth a fortune.

shopaholic01

Are you talking about a tariff for being the owner of one, or charging for its hire?

dpofloinn

Does this tax go towards maintenance or is it being used to fill a hole:D

shruikan2553

dpofloinn wrote: »

Can you be taxed if you dont have one or dont have the use of one?

Yes its like the broadcasting charge. You must pay on the off chance you get access to one.

dpofloinn

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Yes its like the broadcasting charge. You must pay on the off chance you get access to one.

Ah I see and I wonder do you have self declare to the revenue and will it be based on square footage,or would it be based on incum

zetalambda

You must be a virgin. Every sexually active man is aware of the various fanny taxes that have always existed.

Sir Arthur Daley

zetalambda wrote: »

You must be a virgin. Every sexually active man is aware of the various fanny taxes that have always existed.

I thought childrens allowance covers that?

gctest50

Will it also be subject to VAT at the point of entry ?

yawhat!

Is that what these escorts now have to pay?

Better not up the prices anymore or I'll be broke!

shopaholic01

yawhat! wrote: »

Is that what these escorts now have to pay

What about male escorts? We need a cock tax.

Sexist thread reported.

Sir Arthur Daley

yawhat! wrote: »

Is that what these escorts now have to pay?

Better not up the prices anymore or I'll be broke!

Did the modeo take over the escort? escort were a great car but burnt oil.

jill_valentine

It works out at about €1920 a year, OP.

Sir Osis of Liver.

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Are you talking about a tariff for being the owner of one, or charging for its hire?

Nah, just fanny tax in general.

Sir Arthur Daley

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Nah, just fanny tax in general.

Is that fords newest model? i thought it was cmax?

zetalambda

I used to work with a French girl named Fanny. She was an awful tit. Was always a bit funny/weird calling her by her name.

shopaholic01

jill_valentine wrote: »

It works out at about €1920 a year, OP.

Owning one should really entitle us to an additional tax credit.

jamaamaj

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.:pac:

wil

WikiHow wrote: »

What is a fanny?

A mythical mystical destination that exists only in the imagination of fanboys.

BillyMitchel

zetalambda wrote: »

I used to work with a French girl named Fanny. She was an awful tit. Was always a bit funny/weird calling her by her name.

Were you ever in a hurry for something and kept shouting at her, come on fanny?

Guy:Incognito

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Will it go any lower?

Ankles?

LETHAL LADY

I hate the word fanny, I'd rather it was referred to as hatchet chop.

BillyMitchel

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I hate the word fanny, I'd rather it was referred to as hatchet chop.

Or battle axe

Battle axe tax has a nice ring to it.

Antar Bolaeisk

Have we established whether it will be based on the American system or the European system? There's a very important distinction between the two.

chughes

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Will it go any lower?

I think you're ovaryacting to this OP. Do you think the country is going down the tubes? I do have my own opinions on this tax but rather than sharing them with you, my lips are sealed.

maryishere

zetalambda wrote: »

I used to work with a French girl named Fanny. She was an awful tit. Was always a bit funny/weird calling her by her name.

She probably thought the same about Mick.

Oh, and also about Siobhan ( shove-on your knickers )

Not to mention that prick called aimin' / aiming ( Eamonn)

Sir Osis of Liver.

zetalambda wrote: »

I used to work with a French girl named Fanny. She was an awful tit. Was always a bit funny/weird calling her by her name.

She sounds like a cu nt.
Did you ever have to shout her name at the top of your voice in a crowded room?

mr_edge_to_you

No, I don't think its a tax.

I heard that they were going to start giving maintenance grants to help people with the upkeep.

Apparently since the recession many have become untidy and tired looking, their appearance is having a negative impact on some sectors of the economy.

chughes

I remember Gerry Ryan was fond of playing this song on his radio show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puxwF779v9o&feature=kp

I have a friend called Fanny that lived here for a while. Did she get taxed?

zetalambda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw