Dog sex video man spared Jail term.

notnumber

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029

The dog kept stum. when questioned ...proved unable to provide a convincing victim impact report .and the assailant walks free.. Wayne Bryson is now barred from cumming within 100m of a dog pond ..for the victim to see this man get a slap on the wrist and walk free is ruff justice imo .

MadYaker

Jesus christ. Its a slow evening in AH.

Seedy Arling

Dog pun.

BQQ

As long as he can look himself in the mirror and say he did his beast, you can't ask for more than that.

jane82

Thats good news for the chap covered in jelly that did the cow anyway.

funkyouup

I bet you were hoping for a lot more thanks for your use of "Ruff".

johnayo

He must have barking mad to carry out that act.

ArtSmart

So, what was your last lover like?

Well, she was a bit of a ...em....

notnumber

funkyouup wrote: »

I bet you were hoping for a lot more thanks for your use of "Ruff".

How much do you wanna bet?

My name is URL

Honestly though.. what would possess someone to think that's a good idea. ffs

Literally.. just for the sake of one fcuk

Uriel.

Pubic fleas is all the rage now...

Apparently

Renegade Mechanic

Dogging is bad, m'kay?

OneArt

My God that's f*cking insane.

Never knew dogs had ponds.

notnumber

C.S.I i units all over this one ..Canine Sexual Incidents units that is...he might be walking for now ...

CrazyRabbit

I wonder if he was gentle, or was it ruff sex?
And I wonder if he took paws to use a condom?
I heard he told the court that the dog enjoyed it, but that's a tall tail. I doubt it was a treat for the dog.

Duiske

Speaking of dogs, Jeremy Kyle just started on TV3.

BillyMitchel

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Dogging is bad, m'kay?

Nice to meet you Mr Collymore.

OP put a muzzle on it, no one want to read this!

Think ill hit the hay now.

Baze

Why is everyone blaming the guy?

What ever happened to dogs being loyal to their owners, eh?

She's some bitch.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

My name is URL wrote: »

Honestly though.. what would possess someone to think that's a good idea. ffs

Literally.. just for the sake of one fcuk

Not to mention filming it...

And a stafforddshire bull terrier...?! Bloody hell, that could have ended badly even worse.

shanered

With a nick nack Paddy wack give the dog a bone.......

Yes, I went there!

Sir Arthur Daley

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Not to mention filming it...

And a stafforddshire bull terrier...?! Bloody hell, that could have ended badly even worse.

It was a pity the dog didnt turn and attack him the sick cnut.

tin79

Please stop.

Feisar

Really feel for the ex GF, how disgusted must she feel?

I'd say stuff like this is far more common than most would think, it's just not being caught on film or whatever.

notnumber

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Nice to meet you Mr Collymore.

OP put a muzzle on it, no one want to read this!

Think ill hit the hay now.

Quit now billy or I'll get our Phil to ruff you up.

anncoates

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Dog pun.

Excellent strategic post that covers all thanks harvesting bases: simultaneously appealing to lowest common denominator pun crowd but also a soupçon of satire of pun fans to appeal to broom-up-arse serious topic merchants.

:pac:

Riddle101

His girlfriend must have been a right beast herself, if he was that willing to have sex with a dog.

jane82

In all fairness though if it wasnt for the catholic churches influence you could have sex with your dog.

Sunglasses Ron

That incident in Limerick a few years ago is, without a shadow of a doubt, the fumiest thing to come out of Ireland since Father Ted. I don't care how wrong it is.:pac:

HalloweenJack

ArtSmart wrote: »

So, what was your last lover like?

She was a right bitch but the sex was amazing. She loved it doggy style and ll I had to do was whistle and she'd come.

BillyMitchel

notnumber wrote: »

Quit now billy or I'll get our Phil to ruff you up.

Grant is at your door.

Knock knock

thunderdog

Literally taking the bull terrier by the horn