Mother in law has made me look unlawful

Its All Wright

Basically the mother in law has been rather flirtatious with me from the day my missus introduced us. Some of the stuff has been over the top like i nearly scolded myself making tea once cause she slapped my arse while i was pouring myself a cuppa. Ive always taken it as a joke but recently she has taken things a step further. She keeps calling me over to the house to fix petty little things.Her husband is useless at DIY, he would bring a ladder if he was laying a carpet so im always happy to help out.

I think she breaks stuff on purpose just so she can call me though. Her toilet broke in her en suite on Saturday, it was like someone broke a clip off. So im over fixing it and shes her usual flirty self when her husband is out. Firstly she was dressed like a whores handbag with it all hanging out like a dogs tounge,no shame about it at all and then she was telling me im great with my hands & no wonder her daughter always has a smile on her face (she doesnt).

So i finish up & as I'm leaving she takes a pair of what i later learned are worn under garments and puts them in my hand and says thanks for fixing the toilet. I didnt know what to do, i could have easily thrown them back but all i did was laugh nervously and got out as quickly as i could. So i get in the car & throw them on the back seat thinking what has just happened, i shouldnt have taken them out of the house to begin with but i forgot to dispose of them and then the missus only goes & takes the car out on Saturday evening and finds them. What could i do?

Theres no way i could tell her about her about her mothers actions. i didnt know what to say so i came across rather guilty. so now i find myself kicked out of the house. How do you explain this, no matter what the outcome is its going to be very messy.

She could deny it and the fact that I'm away with my job a lot, sometimes for a week or two like i am now makes it look like ive been playing the field. Also she clearly would have told her mother about this which would have provided her with the chance to come clean and say it was her under garments but didnt. If she did i dont her husband would be very pleased either. This is disasterous and to throw salt in the wound the under garments have somehow made there way into my travel bag.

How would you approach this?

MonkstownHoop

It'll be all wright

davo2001

Sure you're f*ked now by the looks of it, if the mother in law is anyway good lookin you might as well lob it in!

893bet

I would stop watching pornhub.

Kimbot

Honesty is the best policy. Tell your other half whats going on as lying will only make matters worse.

Ash.J.Williams

Its All Wright wrote: »

Basically the mother in law has been rather flirtatious with me from the day my missus introduced us. Some of the stuff has been over the top like i nearly scolded myself making tea once cause she slapped my arse while i was pouring myself a cuppa. Ive always taken it as a joke but recently she has taken things a step further. She keeps calling me over to the house to fix petty little things.Her husband is useless at DIY, he would bring a ladder if he was laying a carpet so im always happy to help out.

I think she breaks stuff on purpose just so she can call me though. Her toilet broke in her en suite on Saturday, it was like someone broke a clip off. So im over fixing it and shes her usual flirty self when her husband is out. Firstly she was dressed like a whores handbag with it all hanging out like a dogs tounge,no shame about it at all and then she was telling me im great with my hands & no wonder her daughter always has a smile on her face (she doesnt).

So i finish up & as I'm leaving she takes a pair of what i later learned are worn under garments and puts them in my hand and says thanks for fixing the toilet. I didnt know what to do, i could have easily thrown them back but all i did was laugh nervously and got out as quickly as i could. So i get in the car & throw them on the back seat thinking what has just happened, i shouldnt have taken them out of the house to begin with but i forgot to dispose of them and then the missus only goes & takes the car out on Saturday evening and finds them. What could i do?

Theres no way i could tell her about her about her mothers actions. i didnt know what to say so i came across rather guilty. so now i find myself kicked out of the house. How do you explain this, no matter what the outcome is its going to be very messy.

She could deny it and the fact that I'm away with my job a lot, sometimes for a week or two like i am now makes it look like ive been playing the field. Also she clearly would have told her mother about this which would have provided her with the chance to come clean and say it was her under garments but didnt. If she did i dont her husband would be very pleased either. This is disasterous and to throw salt in the wound the under garments have somehow made there way into my travel bag.

How would you approach this?

looks like you have a new missus

Zillah

You probably shouldn't have been having sex with your mother-in-law.

fatherted1969

Sell them on ebay

131spanner

Pic of the mother in law?

mad m

Hahahahahahahahaha!

randy hickey

I'd approach them with tongs and lots of fire.


I said tongs NOT thongs.

Specialun

You have an imagination that the goats of kerry

vandriver

Threesome

riffmongous

You just plain forget to get rid of them eh?

Nemeses

Might be a good idea to remove the undies from the back seat before your missus sees them!

mixery

that's just gas.

IvaBigWun

OP you'll (probably) have better luck here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1174

Oink

Tell the truth. If the missus doesn't think you can be trusted, pack your bags. If you end up staying, never agree to be alone with the auld one again.

Lu Tze

You should have handed them back saying they didn't look like they would fit you

Its All Wright

Ive been kicked out but i was leaving to go away with work anyway. I'm hoping thats its all blown over when i get back. I'm clinging onto the hope that the mother in law comes clean because i really dont fancy telling my missus that her mother gave me a pair of dirty underwear & i "forgot" to throw them away or hand them back

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Tell her you're a secret cross dresser.

Liamario

I don't believe a word of your post, so I wouldn't worry. Perhaps the fair city production team would be more interested in your story.

SuperSean11

Say that her dad gave them to you. Her mam will have to back you up so she's not caught. Best for everyone

Mr. Incognito

Is that you again Ross O'Carroll Kelly.

Haven't you lifted enough stories from AH to drop them into your publications yet?

Menas

Your father in law was on here last week complaining about his exhibitionist wife.

dmc17

Sounds interesting. What's the name of the movie?

BoardsMember

Go for the chicken & egg

Gran Hermano

IvaBigWun wrote: »

OP you'll (probably) have better luck here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1174

I was thinking he'd be better off in Creative Writing.

bonzodog2

Where's the unlawful bit?

Pumpkinseeds

OP, if this genuinely did happen you need to tell your wife about it. The mother sounds like a dirty oul whoor, so to speak. It's not normal to hit on your daughters husband and if she's that blatent about hitting on you then it won't end with a pair of dirty knickers.

Better to tell her the truth and deal with the fallout from that rather than have her make something up and tell your wife that you hit on her.

holystungun9

She wants the D so give her the D. Say something like "Fck sake, how can you keep breaking stuff? See if you break this you filthy dikbag!

SEPT 23 1989

tell her they belong to her father

ballsymchugh

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Tell her you're a secret cross dresser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4U5qkBk9mE

Auldloon

You will prob get better advise here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=116

GenieOz

That is probably the most elaborate story for cheating on your missus I've ever heard.

mackeire

The only thing you can do here is ride the mother loads of times and in every room in the gaff.

Sir Arthur Daley

Its All Wright wrote: »

she takes a pair of what i later learned are worn under garments and puts them in my hand and says thanks for fixing the toilet.

Did you do the sniff test OP?

Wabbit Ears

All silly lies. I dont believe for a second that a married person whos mother in law flirts like crazy hasnt at some point in time said this to his wife.

BorneTobyWilde

131spanner wrote: »

Pic of the mother in law?

http://markmaynard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bachmannfootlong.jpg

Red Pepper

I do not believe this story.

mad m

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

http://markmaynard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bachmannfootlong.jpg

Jaysus , got a semi there.