I need a barn to shoot in

Daveysil15

Any farmers in the Leinster area got a barn that I could use for a couple of hours someday for a photo shoot with a model? Something spacious and dry with plenty of hay preferably. I could offer a small sum of cash as compensation.

larrymiller

I was going to go on some rant about wanting to shoot in a barn, I was picturing a roof with the sun shining trough after all the pellets going through!
What part of Leinster?

Bactidiaryl

Girrrrrls. .

feartuath

I have plenty of leggy girls in my barn and they all have long faces.
There is a couple of blond French ones with lovely behinds .

Kovu

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Any farmers in the Leinster area got a barn that I could use for a couple of hours someday for a photo shoot with a model? Something spacious and dry with plenty of hay preferably. I could offer a small sum of cash as compensation.

You have nooooooo idea what you've let yourself asking this.....

Prepare for supporters:D

Daveysil15

larrymiller wrote: »

What part of Leinster?

Preferably Kildare or Wicklow but I can travel.

.Kovu. wrote: »

You have nooooooo idea what you've let yourself asking this.....

Prepare for supporters:D

I had a fair idea TBH. Did I mention it will be a lingerie shoot? There are probably farmers preparing peep holes in their barns as we speak. :pac:

bogman_bass

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Preferably Kildare or Wicklow but I can travel.



I had a fair idea TBH. Did I mention it will be a lingerie shoot? There are probably farmers preparing peep holes in their barns as we speak. :pac:

Why didnt you say so? I have the perfect barn for your needs in Meath!

larrymiller

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Preferably Kildare or Wicklow but I can travel.



I had a fair idea TBH. Did I mention it will be a lingerie shoot? There are probably farmers preparing peep holes in their barns as we speak. :pac:

More like glory holes

freedominacup

larrymiller wrote: »

More like glory holes

Ah here less of that now ye'll scare him off and no one will get a chance.

Reggie.

The chosen one may tell the rest of us the location of the barn

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

The chosen one may tell the rest of us the location of the barn

Or get some of the photos posted in the farming photo thread. Just so the men can appreciate the aesthetics of the barn.;)

Reggie.

.Kovu. wrote: »

Or get some of the photos posted in the farming photo thread. Just so the men can appreciate the aesthetics of the barn.;)

Oh yeah of course that's what I meant

stoeger

Reminds me of an episode of steptoe &son

blue5000

OP you better get shooting soon or you'll have to provide the hay. Come to think of it I'll supply an empty barn and you supply the hay;) Only an hour and a half down the M7

stoeger

Reminds me of an episode of steptoe &son

Sam Kade

If you offered a roll in the hay with the model after you might get a barn free of charge

lakill Farm

haha i can supply "Barn", hay and cute angus calves

I can even supply ice for the twerking

Damo810

Reggie. wrote: »

The chosen one may tell the rest of us the location of the barn

No bother, €5 entry fee. No cameras or phones allowed

Miname

Damo810 wrote: »

No bother, €5 entry fee. No cameras or phones allowed

Make sure the calvin g camera is off or the wife might see it.

Reggie.

Damo810 wrote: »

No bother, €5 entry fee. No cameras or phones allowed

I'll pay it

Daveysil15

.Kovu. wrote: »

Or get some of the photos posted in the farming photo thread. Just so the men can appreciate the aesthetics of the barn.;)

I usually provide photos of the property for the owner. I was thinking I could do a calendar, like farmers daughters or something.

Kovu

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I usually provide photos of the property for the owner. I was thinking I could do a calendar, like farmers daughters or something.

We need biddy and Daisy on this thread with me ASAP so!

gozunda

I need a barn to shoot in...

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I usually provide photos of the property for the owner. I was thinking I could do a calendar, like farmers daughters or something.

You are joking?

Shooting might be the right verb however running would be optional....

Daveysil15

gozunda wrote: »

I need a barn to shoot in...



You are joking?

Shooting might be the right verb however running would be optional....

Ha, I didn't mean their actual daughters. I could get a few models to pretend.

gozunda

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Ha, I didn't mean their actual daughters. I could get a few models to pretend.

If you like cow sh1te, slatted tanks and don't mind the smell then by all means. but tbh I don't think too many wanted to get involved with that tbh . Exactly how does someone explain that type of goings on to the wife, daughter etc?

Is suggest stay in the city and do whatever 'modeling' there....

tabby aspreme

I'm sure it would all be in the best possible taste, and if it wasn't we could get the lad who told Rihanna to put her kit back on to sort it out.

TEAT SQUEEZER

tabby aspreme wrote: »

I'm sure it would all be in the best possible taste, and if it wasn't we could get the lad who told Rihanna to put her kit back on to sort it out.

"down with that sort of thing"

Askim

TEAT SQUEEZER wrote: »

"down with that sort of thing"

" Careful now"

Conmaicne Mara

Askim wrote: »

" Careful now"

They all have lovely bottoms.

A cow called Daisy

.Kovu. wrote: »

We need biddy and Daisy on this thread with me ASAP so!

Sorry kovu, but like a previous poster i thought it about different type of shooting. Was it delaval who saw something in shed at barbecue while back, is this him??

Have similar idea for while now. I'm looking for building for calendar photo shoot. Was going to go with separate photo for each month but wtf i thought, why not one of those one a day calendars? Volunteers needed. You can use your real name and we run competition to see if they can be matched up to the name used on boards.
Are any of you out there 'big enough to stand up' to the challenge:-D:-D
No need to bring good clothes as they will not be needed.
Also, photographers needed.

Thinking of starting in Leitrim and working on from there. Dates to follow!!!! (sorry for the pun)

Kovu

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Sorry kovu, but like a previous poster i thought it about different type of shooting. Was it delaval who saw something in shed at barbecue while back, is this him??

Have similar idea for while now. I'm looking for building for calendar photo shoot. Was going to go with separate photo for each month but wtf i thought, why not one of those one a day calendars? Volunteers needed. You can use your real name and we run competition to see if they can be matched up to the name used on boards.
Are any of you out there 'big enough to stand up' to the challenge:-D:-D
No need to bring good clothes as they will not be needed.
Also, photographers needed.

Thinking of starting in Leitrim and working on from there. Dates to follow!!!! (sorry for the pun)

Put me in around Ascot or Cheltenham. You can use my horse tattoo;)

A cow called Daisy

.Kovu. wrote: »

Put me in around Ascot or Cheltenham. You can use my horse tattoo;)

You probably a fine mare! Sorry, but couldn't resist

Reggie.

Put me next my massey

A cow called Daisy

Reggie. wrote: »

Put me next my massey

Good man Reggie, will it be its back end you want shown?? Hopefully all men. It will be hard to get the winter months filled. Implements not work well in cold weather

Reggie.

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Good man Reggie, will it be its back end you want shown?? Hopefully all men. It will be hard to get the winter months filled. Implements not work well in cold weather

Think I feel a trip overseas coming up

Daveysil15

gozunda wrote: »

If you like cow sh1te, slatted tanks and don't mind the smell then by all means. but tbh I don't think too many wanted to get involved with that tbh . Exactly how does someone explain that type of goings on to the wife, daughter etc?

Is suggest stay in the city and do whatever 'modeling' there....

I've seen models do bikini shoots in the snow. Shur a bit of shmell will do them no harm.

gozunda

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I've seen models do bikini shoots in the snow. Shur a bit of shmell will do them no harm.

Trust me it no snow.....

What are you a photographer or something?

Daveysil15

gozunda wrote: »

Trust me it no snow.....

What are you a photographer or something?

Well... yes.

gozunda

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Well... yes.

Professional photograher? or a flash Harry ?

My cousin is a "photographer" too - he has a camera and takes photos of tractors.

He does it because he is a bit of a fanatic about tractors - he will take a picture of a tractor anywhere. I like tractors but I don't bother taking pictures of them. I am happy with my own tractor....

Daveysil15

gozunda wrote: »

Professional photograher? or a flash Harry ?

My cousin is a "photographer" too - he has a camera and takes photos of tractors.

He does it because he is a bit of a fanatic about tractors - he will take a picture of a tractor anywhere. I like tractors but I don't bother taking pictures of them. I am happy with my own tractor....

Flash Harry, that's the first time I heard that. I'm semi-pro, its not my full time job. Although you don't need to be a pro to be a "photographer." There are some very good amateurs out there, just like there are some bad professionals.