"If I knew back then what I know now.."

certifiedcrepe

I would've taken breast checking more seriously.

What about everyone else?

GenieOz

I would have got a lot more action in my teens

RayM

I wouldn't have taken my mum for granted.

The Backwards Man

When a girl asks you if you like whipped cream, she doesn't mean on strawberries.

Sofiztikated

I wouldn't work in hotels.

Gokei

I do know how to do things, and to step out of my parents shadow years sooner!

Talib Fiasco

I'd have numerous STI's...and I'm still a teenager.

Sir Arthur Daley

I was told never look back, always look forward never do post postmortems on what you did or didn't do

Wacker The Attacker

certifiedcrepe wrote: »

I would've taken breast checking more seriously.

What about everyone else?

I'd have checked more tits too.

I'm a bloke. I like tits

Sir Arthur Daley

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd have checked more tits too.

I'm a bloke. I like tits

Not funny in that context.

wil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

When a girl asks you if you like whipped cream, she doesn't mean on strawberries.

back then? Apple tart.

Wacker The Attacker

WikiHow wrote: »

Not funny in that context.

No I mean checking them. Followed by drooling

JonEBGud

I'd have tied my shoelaces before going downstairs.

Baze

You know, I'm glad I didn't know the way my life would go, as I think our lives are better left to chance.

Sure, I could have missed the pain but then I'd have missed the dance.

SpaceCowb0y

I wouldn't have stuck that note on my teachers back in 6th class

policarp

certifiedcrepe wrote: »

I would've taken breast checking more seriously.

What about everyone else?

When will people ever learn?
Still smoke.
Still drink (Alcohol).to excess.
Still have unprotected sex.
Still do stupid things.


BTW Hope your 'e getting the best treatment.

Irish Steve

I would not have trusted bankers, solicitors, accountants, builders, county council managers or Trade Union full time representatives.

One way or another, I've been screwed by the above list in one way or another, or in some cases, several ways.

RhubarbCrumble

I would have said no when I was asked out 10 months ago. Then I wouldn't be going through the hell that I'm currently in.

Femme_Fatale

I'd have lost my virginity later, instead of just getting it over with so as not to be the odd one out. I know it's not a big ordeal or something that has to be a really special moment or anything, but people should at least wait until it's with someone whom they actually like!

mackeire

I would either do less drugs or more drugs. Im not really sure.

Snowshower

Cop on....Karma for you..Wacker The Attacker...what an appropriate name you choose for yourself...