Weird Daydreams

chuckyarelaw

Anyone else have weird day dreams or fantasies?

These are just some of the things I'd love to do....

Go to a maze, dress up in a Gorilla outfit and sit in a dead end

Run around a busy shopping centre screaming at the top of my voice "Run for your lives, the geese are coming"

Stop random strangers on the street and ask them the time. When they reply, insist that they are wrong and that it is in fact 11am.


CAL

Fox_In_Socks

I like your last daydream.:)

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KmxTl6GUYc

uch

I drink Smithwicks and I swear it's not a dream !

Ihatecuddles

I once asked someone what their dog was called, and they looked at their watch and said it was quarter to 3.

Mr. Incognito

Sometimes I daydream that I have the will to stop reading AH threads most of which I despite for their laziness, stupidity, irrelevance, bad grammar, shallowness, and the general race to the bottom.

But then I end up replying and hating myself and dying a little inside.

chuckyarelaw

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Sometimes I daydream that I have to will to stop reading AH threads most of which I despite for their laziness, stupidity, irrelevance, bad grammar, shallowness, and the general race to the bottom.

But then I end up replying and hating myself and dying a little inside.

Ah yes. And typos must really p1ss you off too?

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Whenever I'm on public transport I start imagining I'm Jack Bauer and that other passengers are terrorists.

Although one time on the Luas I legitimately saw Alan Rickman's doppelganger and immediately updated my facebook status to "Hans Gruber is standing opposite me on the Luas. Sh!t's about to go down" - only time people have ever liked any of my statuses

The One Who Knocks

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Sometimes I daydream that I have the will to stop reading AH threads most of which I despite for their laziness, stupidity, irrelevance, bad grammar, shallowness, and the general race to the bottom.

But then I end up replying and hating myself and dying a little inside.

The irony

WoollyRedHat

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Sometimes I daydream that I have the will to stop reading AH threads most of which I despite for their laziness, stupidity, irrelevance, bad grammar, shallowness, and the general race to the bottom.

But then I end up replying and hating myself and dying a little inside.

It must be quite taxing for you.

Chet T16

Nothing weird here, just the usual "how I'd kill everyone in the room"

shopaholic01

Chet T16 wrote: »

Nothing weird here, just the usual "how I'd kill everyone in the room"

Slowly and painfully is my go-to method.

PizzamanIRL

Not really but sometimes I go through conversations in my head with someone I'll be seeing and then when the person says something that I don't like or agree with I can feel my blood starting to boil and feel hatred towards the person.

Then I realise the conversation never happened

shopaholic01

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Not really but sometimes I go through conversations in my head with someone I'll be seeing and then when the person says something that I don't like or agree with I can feel my blood starting to boil and feel hatred towards the person.

Then I realise the conversation never happened

:D:D Please tell me you've taken it out on them and walked off and left them stunned!

Baze

Release your inner prankster and just do it.

Record it though and stick it on YouTube.

You could be Ireland's answer to Vitaly.

PizzamanIRL

shopaholic01 wrote: »

:D:D Please tell me you've taken it out on them and walked off and left them stunned!

Sorry but the day that happens I'll be in a mental home!

chuckyarelaw

chuckyarelaw wrote: »

Anyone else have weird day dreams or fantasies?

These are just some of the things I'd love to do....

Go to a maze, dress up in a Gorilla outfit and sit in a dead end

Run around a busy shopping centre screaming at the top of my voice "Run for your lives, the geese are coming"

Stop random strangers on the street and ask them the time. When they reply, insist that they are wrong and that it is in fact 11am.


CAL

Why not just do them?

Shane-KornSpace

I daydream about a time when people will stop signing their name after a post.

Shane

Muise...

Whenever I see taut telephone wires I daydream of plucking them so that allllll the phones ring with my noodling solo.