Crazy things

manicmonkey

Peacocks.

I am pie

Actually crazy.

Actually.

Bleh.

aujopimur

Were you wearing her clothes when you were picked up?.

kneemos

I was out chasing unicorns one night and I was abducted by Somalians.

Teyla Emmagan

So, what happened then? Did you get a lift home or a night in the cell? I'm confused by the 'pretty obvious' bit. Because if they only stopped and said 'Are you alright, lad?' then this is the most pathetic story ever.

Mint Sauce

Where you the bloke on the news ealier?

shopaholic01

Was the housemate her husband? I can't think of any other reason why you would have to run.

wretcheddomain

I watched this:

kneemos

I walked the dog in my pyjamas.

I am pie

Close the thread OP. It isn't gonna go well for you.

mrcheez

I wanna know what happened to make the monkey embarrassed

kneemos

I am pie wrote: »

Close the thread OP. It isn't gonna go well for you.

You started it.The first post sets
the tone.

Daveysil15

I got chatted up once. That was wild.

freshpopcorn

manicmonkey wrote: »

I decided to walk the motor way home ( the conclusion being the back-roads for various reasons being much more dangerous)

Walking on a motorway s highly dangerous to yourself as well as to others using the motorway. It is in fact illegal. You should have being jailed or heavily fined.

robertpatterson

kneemos wrote: »

I walked the dog in my pyjamas.

The dog was able to fit into your pyjamas??

.Henry Sellers.

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

So, what happened then? Did you get a lift home or a night in the cell? I'm confused by the 'pretty obvious' bit. Because if they only stopped and said 'Are you alright, lad?' then this is the most pathetic story ever.

I think it's pretty obvious what happened, the Op climbed backwards into the squad car through the window and had a passionate 3 some with the lovely guards all while driving his way home by using his arse cheeks to steer the car. It's a common occurrence on our motorways.

kneemos

Still can't figure out why he had to leave when her housemates came back,unless it was a nunnery.

Cupcake_Crisis

Op why didn't you just get a few hours kip until the next bus? Might have even gotten a rasher sambo outta it. Amateur.

.Henry Sellers.

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Op why didn't you just get a few hours kip until the next bus? Might have even gotten a rasher sambo outta it. Amateur.

He might of gotten a rasher sandwich under the sheets , wouldn't taste as nice in the morning.:pac:

StinkyMunkey

manicmonkey wrote: »

Was out at the weekend and ended up hooking up with someone and going back to theirs in another town about 10km away from mine

Anyway after the deed was done their housemates came back and I had to get out of there sharpish ! So off I went , ran out the door and then was stuck with the problem of how to get home. With no money for a taxi and the next bus not being for another good few hours I decided to walk the motor way home ( the conclusion being the back-roads for various reasons being much more dangerous)

Que an hour later and half way home and the lovely Guards show up and well the story is pretty obvious from there....

Next morning a very embarrassed monkey

Just got me thinking , what actually crazy things that happen on nights out and how if one wasn't drinking it'd never be seen as anyway normal !

Anyway what crazy / random/ insane things have you got upto after a nights drinking that you'd never even consider while sober ?

Why was the monkey Embarrassed? Were you spanking him when the Guards arrived?

FudgeBrownie

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I watched this:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Thanks so much for remind me of this.

The musicians held it well and then she just starts singing like she is trying to vomit the words up.

P.s. Linda Martin if you read this, I am sorry and I do not mean this.

Yes I did.

bottlebrush

Still trying to figure out if the op is a he, a she, and why some monkey was embarrassed?

MadsL

Have you ever noticed how inversely proportional the amount of actual crazy is to the amount of the words "crazy and mad" people use to describe their stories.

"I'm mad me, crazy, like totally mad. I once got so crazy drunk I fell asleep on the bus and ended up in Foxrock. Crazy right, like mad!!"

Yeah, crazy.

Plates

manicmonkey wrote: »

Was out at the weekend and ended up hooking up with someone and going back to theirs in another town about 10km away from mine

Anyway after the deed was done their housemates came back and I had to get out of there sharpish ! So off I went , ran out the door and then was stuck with the problem of how to get home. With no money for a taxi and the next bus not being for another good few hours I decided to walk the motor way home ( the conclusion being the back-roads for various reasons being much more dangerous)

Que an hour later and half way home and the lovely Guards show up and well the story is pretty obvious from there....

Next morning a very embarrassed monkey

Just got me thinking , what actually crazy things that happen on nights out and how if one wasn't drinking it'd never be seen as anyway normal !

Anyway what crazy / random/ insane things have you got upto after a nights drinking that you'd never even consider while sober ?

You know how you'd often have a conversation about who you'd love to have over for dinner? I used to think of people like Christopher Walken, Bill Clinton, Keith Chegwin. But now I've realised that any stories they might share would pale in comparison to your crazy antics. Who knows what tales of madness you would regale us with.

DebDynamite

manicmonkey wrote: »

Que an hour later and half way home and the lovely Guards show up and well the story is pretty obvious from there....

No, it's actually not.

Stavros Murphy

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Walking on a motorway s highly dangerous to yourself as well as to others using the motorway. It is in fact illegal. You should have being jailed or heavily fined.

Thanks for that Eileen, and now for the weather.

dxhound2005

aujopimur wrote: »

Were you wearing her clothes when you were picked up?.

kneemos wrote: »

Still can't figure out why he had to leave when her housemates came back,unless it was a nunnery.

bottlebrush wrote: »

Still trying to figure out if the op is a he, a she, and why some monkey was embarrassed?

I think it's a she. Others have assumed a he.

stefan idiot jones

manicmonkey wrote: »

Que an hour later ?

What? Is that the time difference between here and Spain, Manuel?