Underwear cleaning

Barlett

What's the best way to get brown stains off underwear

OU812

Lick them. The acidity in your saliva will break down the enzymes & proteins in the stains.

It's science bitches.

Cork selfbuild

Don't buy tightly whities....

Bleach?

kkontour

Also use the Sailors method to decrease the number of washes
Get four days from a pair of underpant
Day 1: wear normally
Day 2: back to front
Day 3: inside out
Day 4 inside out & back to front

Matt Holck

that itches

southcentralts

Alright, a serious question in TCN. We will have to see how our new Mod reacts.
remember D the leader is watching.

Also whats the best way to get brown stains on underwear?

Renegade Mechanic

Barlett wrote: »

What's the best way to get brown stains off underwear

Turn them inside out mate.

Matt Holck

soap

Star Lord

Just use brown underwear. Or white paint.

Arthur Beesley

Probably depends what the stain is.

What is this brown stain on the underwear of which you speak?

dimcoin

Oxyclean is a wonderous thing. Also make sure to use TIDE detergant above all others. Oxyclean and Tide can get anything out of anything. If it can get gun grease and nasty yellow dust out of a white cotton shirt, it can work for anything you need.

Edit:Yellow dust from disgusting pollution clouds coming from China.

King George VI

Dip it in pure cocaine. That's how Matt washes his.

TeddyTedson

Suckle, it's always best to suckle.

EZ24GET

Take them to a good dry cleaner.

smoke.me.a.kipper

EZ24GET wrote: »

Take them to a good dry cleaner.

and what if it wasnt a dry stain?

EZ24GET

it will be messy but you won't be the one taking care of it and you can always sue if the dry cleaner doesn't live up to his reputation. Judge Judy makes rulings on stuff like this all the time. I think someone here should be judge and opposing parties should file their claims and it could be settled here in our forum - The Cuckoos Court.