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Self Penetration

  • 20-02-2014 8:44pm
    #1
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭


    So AH, every week I penetrate myself with a syringe full of vital medication that keeps me in working order. I have to admit that it makes me awful sweaty and nervous before I inject my leg due to the pain.

    My question to you is if there is anything you do AHs that requires penetration and sweat that you couldn't live without? :)


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  • #2
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    My question to you is if there is anything you do AHs that requires penetration and sweat that you couldn't live without? :)
    Sniggers. :cool:


  • #3
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    :o


  • #4
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Yeah,love nothing more than riding the arse off myself.


  • #5
    Sir Humphrey Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭Sir Humphrey Appleby


    Sticking my fork in a meaty succulent sausage every Sunday morning :D:D:D


  • #6
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Chucken wrote: »
    :o
    Don't be embarrassed Chucken, it's perfectly normal.


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  • #7
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Don't be embarrassed Chucken, it's perfectly normal.

    Gardening? Ya, I know :)


  • #8
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    I thought Viagra was meant to be taken orally. Could you not wait for just a few minutes?


  • #9
    GenieOz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    So AH, every week I penetrate myself with a syringe full of vital medication that keeps me in working order. I have to admit that it makes me awful sweaty and nervous before I inject my leg due to the pain.

    My question to you is if there is anything you do AHs that requires penetration and sweat that you couldn't live without? :)
    Heroin isn't medication.


  • #10
    rupert999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭rupert999


    read this topic as i waited with sniggering delight at what people were going to say to the topic title,but im sure ill get that now as its been explained a bit better that its needles etc,:D
    i get a weird tingle when i clean my ears a bit like getting side boob from a nurse wen getting a check up at doctors :D...


  • #11
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    GenieOz wrote: »
    Heroin isn't medication.

    Any change for d'oul bus, pal?


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  • #12
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    I thought Viagra was meant to be taken orally. Could you not wait for just a few minutes?
    Why not have both oral and penetration?


  • #13
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    I frequently penetrate my face with food and air.


  • #14
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    rupert999 wrote: »
    read this topic as i waited with sniggering delight at what people were going to say to the topic title,but im sure ill get that now as its been explained a bit better that its needles etc,:D
    i get a weird tingle when i clean my ears a bit like getting side boob from a nurse wen getting a check up at doctors :D...

    I get a weird tingle when a group of hot student nurses watch on as a nurse administers an enema :/


  • #15
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    GenieOz wrote: »
    Heroin isn't medication.

    Whats the difference between Medication and that continental heroine - Joan of Arc?









    Medication is made of chemicals ...... Joan of Arc is
    Maid of Orleans


  • #16
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Well i penetrate my inhaler into my mouth at night after i ferociously masturbate


  • #17
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    So AH, every week I penetrate myself with a syringe full of vital medication that keeps me in working order. I have to admit that it makes me awful sweaty and nervous before I inject my leg due to the pain.

    My question to you is if there is anything you do AHs that requires penetration and sweat that you couldn't live without? :)




    Scarle' for yore Ma for riding yore Da


  • #18
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    orangesoda wrote: »
    Well i penetrate my inhaler into my mouth at night after i ferociously masturbate

    Better than putting your lad in your mouth and ferociously inhaling.


  • #19
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Why not have both oral and penetration?

    "All orals are penetration but not all penetrations are oral", St Paul's Epistle to the Ephesians ........Chap 69 Verses 15 & 16 inclusive


  • #20
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    OP, how many sphincter muscles do you have?


  • #21
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Whats the difference between Medication and that continental heroine - Joan of Arc?









    Medication is made of chemicals ...... Joan of Arc is
    Maid of Orleans

    You really need to stop telling jokes :p


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  • #22
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    orangesoda wrote: »
    Well i penetrate my inhaler into my mouth at night after i ferociously masturbate

    Two For The Price Of One. Asthma attack during orgasm. Any tips?


  • #23
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    wrong thread.


  • #24
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    laugh wrote: »
    wrong thread.

    This post or the original post / poster?


  • #25
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    I was so hungry I ate my own intestines.


  • #26
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    **** your arse with a parsnip


  • #27
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Chucken wrote: »
    You really need to stop telling jokes :p

    Oi you! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M


  • #28
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    So AH, every week I penetrate myself with a syringe full of vital medication that keeps me in working order. I have to admit that it makes me awful sweaty and nervous before I inject my leg due to the pain.

    My question to you is if there is anything you do AHs that requires penetration and sweat that you couldn't live without? :)

    A kinky diabetic? A kooky heroine addict? What ARE you?


  • #29
    Crea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    So AH, every week I penetrate myself with a syringe full of vital medication that keeps me in working order. I have to admit that it makes me awful sweaty and nervous before I inject my leg due to the pain.

    My question to you is if there is anything you do AHs that requires penetration and sweat that you couldn't live without? :)


    You need to get a lower gauge needle. Had to inject myself daily and it wasn't that sore. Actully injecting into the stomach is less sore than the thigh - try that.


  • #30
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Every 30 days I ride a silicone grail.


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  • #31
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »
    Sticking my fork in a meaty succulent sausage every Sunday morning :D:D:D

    Is that euphemism for a blow job in your parish?


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