If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Best practical jokes

joe stodge · 2014-02-16 23:51:21

What's the best practical joke you have ever seen? Mine was A few years ago I was a member of a local football team and the lads were a shower of messing bástards. one of the lads Phil, got hold of another lads phone, enda. Long before security codes and took his mothers phone number out and saved it into his phone as…

16-02-2014 11:51pm

#1

joe stodge

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2009

Posts: 891

What's the best practical joke you have ever seen?

Mine was A few years ago I was a member of a local football team and the lads were a shower of messing bástards. one of the lads Phil, got hold of another lads phone, enda. Long before security codes and took his mothers phone number out and saved it into his phone as Laura.

Phil then proceeded to tell all the lads about this mad dirty young one "Laura" he'd been seeing and how she loved lads talking dirty to her. So he goes to enda, here I'll ring her and talk filth to her. Phil rings "Laura" wait for her to answer and hands the phone to enda, who says straight away "here love, what colour knickers you got on".
To which his mother replies, enda is that you?
Que phone getting thrown across room and much laughing.

Still break out in a chuckle every time in think of it.

1

Comments

#2 17-02-2014 12:04am

Cantremember

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2014

Posts: 1268

Lovely lovely. Ye're mighty crack. Mighty.

0
#3 17-02-2014 12:18am

The Backwards Man

Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2013

Posts: 17844

This is my favourite.

0
#4 17-02-2014 12:23am

janja

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2010

Posts: 342

The Backwards Man wrote: »

This is my favourite.

Link does not work

0
#5 17-02-2014 12:24am

wazky

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2013

Posts: 3514

janja wrote: »

Link does not work

Copy and paste it into the address bar.

0
#6 17-02-2014 12:24am

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2012

Posts: 4403

janja wrote: »

Link does not work

Heh

0
Advertisement
#7 17-02-2014 12:29am

The Backwards Man

Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2013

Posts: 17844

janja wrote: »

Link does not work

You have to press on it really hard.

0
#8 17-02-2014 12:52am

bellylint

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭

Join Date: August 2006

Posts: 217

This cracks me up everytime I watch it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPQY_VRP6M

0
#9 17-02-2014 6:48am

MadsL

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 19498

joe stodge wrote: »

I was a member of a local football team and the lads were a shower of messing bástards.

I think we know the type.

0
#10 17-02-2014 7:51am

Arthur Beesley

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2014

Posts: 2518

Clingfilm over the jacks and laxatives in the refreshments.

Hilarity will ensue.

0
#11 17-02-2014 10:57am

stefan idiot jones

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2012

Posts: 3491

1 1/2" pins in the mars bar.

0
Advertisement
#12 17-02-2014 11:19am

janja

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2010

Posts: 342

wazky wrote: »

Copy and paste it into the address bar.

lol:rolleyes:

0
#13 17-02-2014 4:24pm

Arthur Beesley

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2014

Posts: 2518

janja wrote: »

lol:rolleyes:

Still not working for me.

Can you just paste the URL, OP?

Looks like he hasn't mastered links yet.

0
#14 17-02-2014 4:45pm

bonzodog2

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2007

Posts: 6019

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Still not working for me.

Can you just paste the URL, OP?

Looks like he hasn't mastered links yet.

See thread title!

0
#15 17-02-2014 4:50pm

Davarus Walrus

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2014

Posts: 1273

Take a screenshot of a desktop and set it as the background picture. Then hide the taskbar.

0
#16 17-02-2014 4:51pm

Donkey Oaty

Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2010

Posts: 4512

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Still not working for me.

Can you just paste the URL, OP?

Looks like he hasn't mastered links yet.

Here it is.

0
#17 17-02-2014 4:55pm

dmc17

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,782 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2010

Posts: 3750

The Backwards Man wrote: »

This is my favourite.

janja wrote: »

Link does not work

Fixed it for you

0
#18 17-02-2014 5:26pm

wazky

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2013

Posts: 3514

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Still not working for me.

Can you just paste the URL, OP?

Looks like he hasn't mastered links yet.

Hold Alt + F4 to set your browser in compatibility view, this will enable the link.

0
#19 17-02-2014 5:27pm

Digital Solitude

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2014

Posts: 11306

wazky wrote: »

Hold Alt + F4 to set your browser in compatibility view, this will enable the link.

I thought Ctrl + W was compatibility mode?

0
#20 17-02-2014 5:38pm

Micky Dolenz

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2008

Posts: 42536

I convinced my dad that this guy and this guy were the same fella.

He than proclaimed down the local, that he must be very busy between the acting and the football, oh how they laughed at him.

0
#21 17-02-2014 5:42pm

hoodwinked

Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2011

Posts: 4978

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Take a screenshot of a desktop and set it as the background picture. Then hide the taskbar.

did that one april fools day,

got my partners laptop, took a screenshot of his desktop, then hid all icons and the task bar, inverted the screen and mouse (because he knew i'd try something after he got me earlier)

he came in saw his screen, rotated it back and laughed at my terrible attempt, then realised his mouse was also inverted, fixed that laughed again and spent the next 5 minutes trying to open firefox and claiming i 'broke' his laptop with all my messing....

0
Advertisement
#22 17-02-2014 5:47pm

Micky Dolenz

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2008

Posts: 42536

I got me mates phone, took a close up pic of my ball bag and set it as his screen saver.

0
#23 17-02-2014 6:49pm

Arthur Beesley

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2014

Posts: 2518

Still no joy. Do I need to be on the interweb for it to work?

0
#24 17-02-2014 6:53pm

Stone Deaf 4evr

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2007

Posts: 7961

Piss into a Tupperware bowl, something small and flat, freeze said urine, then post it through the letterbox of your victim, for best results really shove it in so that it slides to the end of the hall. Then await stories about mysterious puddles of puss that appear from nowhere.

Also, jelly mix in the toilet is always good for a laugh.

0
#25 19-02-2014 11:11pm

Sir Arthur Daley

Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2013

Posts: 6650

Never gets old

0
#26 19-02-2014 11:37pm

MadsL

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 19498

http://www.dhmo.org/

This is my favourite. I got a boardsie with it today.

0