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Valentine's Day Present's

  • 13-02-2014 6:35am
    #1
    The Wild Bunch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,855 ✭✭✭


    What do you get the girl that has everything?


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  • #2
    lau1247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭lau1247


    The Wild Bunch wrote: »
    What do you get the girl that has everything?

    a better man :D






    Kidding, hand make her something, breakfast for example, she'll appreciate it if she's not materialistic

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • #3
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    More.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Does she have a baby chimpanzee?


  • #5
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Does she have a baby chimpanzee?

    So cool if he said yes.


  • #6
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    A boards.ie account? I'll sell you this one for a fiver


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  • #7
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    orangesoda wrote: »
    A boards.ie account? I'll sell you this one for a fiver

    Il give ya two fiddy for it


  • #8
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Give her one of those extra apostrophes you're throwing around.

    B*tches love apostrophes.


  • #9
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I wish people would STFU about this. Saps in my house on about it all week, them and their sappy gfs, bunch of saps.



    Saps


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I wish people would STFU about this. Saps in my house on about it all week, them and their sappy gfs, bunch of saps.

    Saps

    Would you like a girlfriend Mint Aero?


    (General question, not an offer)


  • #11
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I wish people would STFU about this. Saps in my house on about it all week, them and their sappy gfs, bunch of saps.



    Saps
    Someone give this bloke a hug for god sake


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  • #12
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Would you like a girlfriend Mint Aero?


    (General question, not an offer)

    Why nots offer? :( It's never an offer :(
    dodderangler wrote: »
    Someone give this bloke a hug for god sake

    :D


  • #13
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Tickets to the gun show.


  • #14
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Surprise her with a threesome when she gets home , a mature hewer that could teach new tricks .


  • #15
    eviltimeban
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,123 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I wish people would STFU about this. Saps in my house on about it all week, them and their sappy gfs, bunch of saps.



    Saps

    Don't you mean sap's?


  • #16
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    The Wild Bunch wrote: »
    What do you get the girl that has everything?

    Penicillen


  • #17
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a spanked bottom


  • #18
    Banjoxed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Banjoxed


    Put it in a box and tie a ribbon around it. Not too tightly now.


  • #19
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Does she have a baby chimpanzee?

    Don't you ruin another love day.


  • #20
    Dicky Pride
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Dicky Pride


    That comma is starting to make me twitch.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    keith16 wrote: »
    Don't you ruin another love day.

    Another one?

    What one did I ruin before?!


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  • #22
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3cGBYjYNKY


  • #23
    blue note
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭blue note


    Im getting my gf condoms for Valentines day. Not for her I hear you say? Well, they're flavoured, so yes they are!


  • #24
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    My 5 year old son wants me to buy a card so he can give it to his 6 year old mate. Should I be encouraging this.


  • #25
    FourFourRED
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭FourFourRED


    anncoates wrote: »
    My 5 year old son wants me to buy a card so he can give it to his 6 year old mate. Should I be encouraging this.

    No. If he gives her that card she will get pregnant.

    https://twitter.com/fourfourred



  • #26
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Get her a set of sockets and spanners. You never know when they might come in handy.


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No one has 'everything', it's just a lazy way out. Take her on a hot balloon ride, by her a new rug, get her heated seats for her car, the possibilities are endless.


  • #28
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Nipple clamps


  • #29
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    anncoates wrote: »
    My 5 year old son wants me to buy a card so he can give it to his 6 year old mate. Should I be encouraging this.
    If his mate is a boy, best not (could lose a friend). If it's a girl, meh, get him the card.


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What to get someone who has everything ?

    A box to put it in.


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  • #31
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    My girlfriend said "Just buy me something crazy and expensive — something I don't even need!" So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.

    Emo Philips


  • #32
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    She got a car in August... she can feck off for a few years

    (considering her bday is on the 17th)


  • #33
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    I wrote a poem for her. It's different, and she doesn't care about flowers.


  • #34
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    my hubby and i dont do valentines but he knows what i always want for any occasion is a tattoo voucher :) getting my new tatt later - what can i say the man knows me lol


  • #35
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    With the Olympics on go for something in that theme. So curling equipment.

    And by that I mean a spliff.


  • #36
    crock!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭crock!


    I got my wife a bag for valentines.
    she can do the hoovering now


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  • #37
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    crock! wrote: »
    I got my wife a bag for valentines.
    she can do the hoovering now

    This will go down well :pac:


  • #38
    crock!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭crock!


    bear1 wrote: »
    This will go down well :pac:

    It didnt go down well at all.
    so i had a change of heart and i booked a table for tonite.
    i hope she can play snooker.


  • #39
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    crock! wrote: »
    It didnt go down well at all.
    so i had a change of heart and i booked a table for tonite.
    i hope she can play snooker.

    Haha good one :D


  • #40
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Valentines you can never go wrong with a big teddy, cute card, single rose and chocolates in a nice box, imho anyway!


  • #41
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    a willy


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  • #42
    MonstaMash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    The Wild Bunch wrote: »
    What do you get the girl that has everything?
    Penicillin :D


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    This I made it for my love.


  • #44
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    A trip on the ferry to Holyhead, while reenacting the scene out of Titantic while playing "My Heart will go on" on the phone.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I am not a fan of valentine day really, but at the same time it is nice if someone make the effort, don't like anything too heats and flowers, and I hate big showy statements. That's just me some people love all that stuff.


  • #46
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    With the Olympics on go for something in that theme. So curling equipment.

    And by that I mean a sweeping brush.

    FYP


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