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what would you do with him?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭yawhat!


    Hi Balls squashed in a vice and headphones on forced to listen to Justin Bieber Baby for the rest of his life in a straight jacket in jail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    if the decision to sentence was put into your hands.in other words if you were asked to decide what happens to this guy what would you do?(assuming hes guilty of course)

    http://news.sky.com/story/1210683/toddler-beaten-to-death-for-taking-cake

    A hot curling iron up his arse, then skinned alive, rolled in salt and left to die. I'd suggest that death for any **** who is responsible for the murder of a child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    A time out, or no toys for a while. Being beaten to death is way too strong over taking a cake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Kicked to death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    I'd see if I could get a good rabble going online.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    I would go all Viking on him, use an axe to chop off his feet, after that i would throw him in a jail cell with a guy to plough the anal passage off him, then i would chop off his legs and then feed him to the lions at the zoo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Life in prison. No perverse fantasies for me, no thanks. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    their is another thread on "things that disturbed you on the internet "some good ideas in that for this piece of sh*t


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    DarkJager wrote: »
    A hot curling iron up his arse, then skinned alive, rolled in salt and left to die.
    How did you come up with that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,888 ✭✭✭AtomicHorror


    Life in prison. No perverse fantasies for me, no thanks. :)

    Have to agree. We set these rules when we're calm and rational, so that when we see the horror of what someone has done, we don't become the same as the screwed up monsters we're punishing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Aint humans marvelous.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10 I dont Wash Myself


    I would pour petrol all over him
    And burn him alive


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 55,409 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Chemically castrate and throw him in jail for life. Not the 12 years nonsense that is used in Ireland - LIFE.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    That hit me so hard. I won't be able to sleep. I just want to cuddle her :(

    Something scarily similar happened to me when I was younger, but this little girls life is over. Her last few days were spent in fear and pain. How can people be so cruel? Im actually really shaken, I have a 3 year old and he's with his granny tonight, Id feel so much better if I could give him a cuddle :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Have to agree. We set these rules when we're calm and rational, so that when we see the horror of what someone has done, we don't become the same as the screwed up monsters we're punishing.
    Get to fuck with your sense-talking. This is AH and we want to furiously masturbate over torture methods!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Wait for a conviction by his peers first. Then,yeah,he deserves some nasty sh1t if he's guilty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    Life with no remission and a library card. If I was a relative of the child, hanging, drawing an quartering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Put in prison, solitary for life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,888 ✭✭✭AtomicHorror


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Get to fuck with your sense-talking. This is AH and we want to furiously masturbate over torture methods!

    I know, I know. I don't know why I do it. I'm the guy who hears a joke with a factual inaccuracy in the punchline and says "Eh, well actually..."

    Please carry on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    How did you come up with that?

    Imagination, it's a wonderful thing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    If this person did something like this to a family member of mine, I would do the following.

    After he has been charged by the police or gardaí, I would handball him into the back of a van. Cable tie his hands behind his back. Take off his shoes. Bring him up the mountains. Have him dig a grave.

    Then, I would tie him to a tree and start boxing him. Not in the head. No point having him lose consciousness. Try and make him admit his crime. Then I would force feed him salty water. Make him get sick. Just like that child got sick. If he admits his crime, finish him quick. If he denies it, make him suffer. Like the child did....... Use a hurl to bust his kneecaps. Lump hammer to bust his fingers and toes.

    End of the day, this boy is not going to live. Put him in the grave and pull that trigger. The world is a better place without cretins like this walking around. And,why should general law abiding members of society have to pay to keep this chap incarcerated?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    cabledude wrote: »
    If this person did something like this to a family member of mine, I would do the following.

    After he has been charged by the police or gardaí, I would handball him into the back of a van. Cable tie his hands behind his back. Take off his shoes. Bring him up the mountains. Have him dig a grave.

    Then, I would tie him to a tree and start boxing him. Not in the head. No point having him lose consciousness. Try and make him admit his crime. Then I would force feed him salty water. Make him get sick. Just like that child got sick. If he admits his crime, finish him quick. If he denies it, make him suffer. Like the child did....... Use a hurl to bust his kneecaps. Lump hammer to bust his fingers and toes.

    End of the day, this boy is not going to live. Put him in the grave and pull that trigger. The world is a better place without cretins like this walking around. And,why should general law abiding members of society have to pay to keep this chap incarcerated?

    http://static.tumblr.com/omq8zsh/qcKlxtg6q/randy_marsh_ectoplasm.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    And you wonder why i would like to see the death penalty introduced.

    Actually any type of law enforcement would suffice instead of the jokey suspended sentence for the 25th conviction


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Make him run in a circle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Lock him up for life and see how brave this coward is in prison.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Imagination, it's a wonderful thing
    That's some imagination. I thought you might say "Bad acid trip".

    See, I think this prick should be punished too, by getting life in a maximum security prison, but I can't understand how people think up these intricate tortures, no matter who they'd like them carried out on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    cabledude wrote: »
    If this person did something like this to a family member of mine, I would do the following.

    After he has been charged by the police or gardaí, I would handball him into the back of a van. Cable tie his hands behind his back. Take off his shoes. Bring him up the mountains. Have him dig a grave.

    Then, I would tie him to a tree and start boxing him. Not in the head. No point having him lose consciousness. Try and make him admit his crime. Then I would force feed him salty water. Make him get sick. Just like that child got sick. If he admits his crime, finish him quick. If he denies it, make him suffer. Like the child did....... Use a hurl to bust his kneecaps. Lump hammer to bust his fingers and toes.

    End of the day, this boy is not going to live. Put him in the grave and pull that trigger. The world is a better place without cretins like this walking around. And,why should general law abiding members of society have to pay to keep this chap incarcerated?

    Cabledude, I'm 100% heterosexual, yet your forceful manliness somehow arouses me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    If his hands are tied, how does he dig a grave?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    Tie him up and sit him on a large weighing scales (the old type) so that the side he is on has all the weight. Using a rusty stanly knife remove about 1 kilo of his body starting with his extremeties and place the flesh on the other side of the scales. Above his head is a fixed chainsaw running of course. You can picture the rest.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    thegills wrote: »
    Above his head is a fixed chainsaw running of course.
    Oh, but of course...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    thegills wrote: »
    Tie him up and sit him on a large weighing scales (the old type) so that the side he is on has all the weight. Using a rusty stanly knife remove about 1 kilo of his body starting with his extremeties and place the flesh on the other side of the scales. Above his head is a fixed chainsaw running of course. You can picture the rest.

    Is the chainsaw rusty? If not, why not? Lets not get all lefty-liberal here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    cabledude wrote: »
    If this person did something like this to a family member of mine, I would do something equally stupid in return.

    So then that man's loved ones will torture you in turn for your crime, and your loved one will torture that person, and...

    Wow, this sure is a sound justice system for the prevention of suffering and death!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    I'd put him on a desert island with no company except for six cuddly little puppies.
    As time goes by he would grow to love those dogs.
    I'd sit off shore in a speedboat with a highpowered sniper rifle and every year i'd pick one of those mutts off.
    Might even let the last one die of old age. In his arms. On the beach.

    That would teach him a bit of HUMANITY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Much and all as someone like him fills me with hate, thinking up agonising ways to kill the bastard would make me as bad as him. He doesn't deserve to live but death would be too good for him, he should be made to spend the rest of his life in prison and in solitary confinement with the bare essentials to live on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    That's some imagination. I thought you might say "Bad acid trip".

    See, I think this prick should be punished too, by getting life in a maximum security prison, but I can't understand how people think up these intricate tortures, no matter who they'd like them carried out on.

    Living out life in a cushy prison is too good for people like that. It's a soft handed approach. Why not practice an eye for an eye and let them die roaring?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Living out life in a cushy prison is too good for people like that. It's a soft handed approach. Why not practice an eye for an eye and let them die roaring?
    I don't want a state to have that power. If a vigilante wants to do it (and I'd understand family members completely losing reason) that's what they want to do, but I'd prefer not to use the same kind of violence he used, even though it would be provoked. It's not for me though. A maximum security prison in the US is not cushy anyway - far from it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,560 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Firing squad. Quick and cheap way to solve the problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Rabble, rabble, rabble, kill, rabble, rabble, rabble, torture, etc...

    Me, I would have him placed into custody for a set number of years where he would have extensive psychiatric evaluations and treatment, and then every few years review him to see if he is deemed to be a danger to others, if not he would be released.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    make them listern to dana for 10 years,non stop


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhQjT14cdA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Some talented people here should turn their torture porn stories into cash.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Put him on death row for the next 6 years then execute him.

    It's a fitting punishment because there is no hope. If you sentence a person to life in jail there is still hope. A chance to get parole or a chance (if life without parole is served) that you can plead your case in 20 years..... new laws for sentences introduced etc.

    But there is no hope when you are in a prison cell 23 hours a day and as each day passes by it comes closer to your death. You can scream down the walls you can tear your fingernails scratching. There is no hope. More fitting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Tie him down on the floor arms and legs spread out. Tie an upturned metal bowl onto his bare stomach with a rat inside it.
    Heat up the bowl with a blowtorch so the rat has to gnaw through the cnuts flesh to escape.
    Make sure he doesn't pass out and miss all the fun.

    Then pull out his intestines and hang the beast with his own entrails and let him hang there for days as a warning to other deviants.

    All done to a live audience and shown on television all around the world.

    This is how we deal with vermin. (Not the rat, sell him to the local Chinese takeaway)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 111 ✭✭RonnieRocket


    Can't stand liberals who yap on about "rights for the criminal" while ignoring the rights of the victim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Other than giving the writers of the next Hostel film plenty of material, there's no real reason to keep this thread open. This is definitely not the forum to discuss torture techniques.


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