Strangest thing you've ever seen?

codrulz

What's the strangest thing you've ever seen, horse with 5 legs, a cat with 3 eyes, it can be anything, for example I just saw a squirrel get eaten by cow!
Nature 1
Squirrel 0

kneemos

No you didn't.

codrulz

kneemos wrote: »

No you didn't.

Yep, good ole country living means you see just about everything :P

rustedtrumpet

codrulz wrote: »

Yep, good ole country living means you see just about everything :P

Including your sister giving birth to your son?

kneemos

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

Including your sister giving birth to your son?

The dog bit through the umbilical.

codrulz

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

Including your sister giving birth to your son?

Steady on, I'm not from Clare :P

Are cows not vegematarians?

codrulz

Deleted User wrote: »

Are cows not vegematarians?

Apparently not...

ScumLord

I saw a cow chasing a cat through a field once. It was at the time when the grass was late growing and the farmers were running out of feed, apparently the cows were going craiced attacking anything that came near them.

Daveysil15

I saw a UFO shining a light on a house once.

kneemos

Lively little critters.Unless it jumped in the cows mouth I can't see it being caught.

Collie D

codrulz wrote: »

What's the strangest thing you've ever seen, horse with 5 legs, a cat with 3 eyes, it can be anything, for example I just saw a squirrel get eaten by cow!
Nature 1
Squirrel 0

I would consider a cow eating a squirrel to be very un-natural so the scoreline can't be correct.

Saw a bloke in a vest, shorts and luminous wellies singing a Beyonce song at the top of his voice at 8am in Dublin city centre a couple of weeks ago. Would probably have made sense if it was festival season but at the time was just weird.

Pisterarian

Collie D wrote: »

I would consider a cow eating a squirrel to be very un-natural so the scoreline can't be correct.

Saw a bloke in a vest, shorts and luminous wellies singing a Beyonce song at the top of his voice at 8am in Dublin city centre a couple of weeks ago. Would probably have made sense if it was festival season but at the time was just weird.

Probably had several different substances in his bloodstream...

I am pie

In amsterdam, about 6am one sunday morning I saw a guy dressed head to toe in black leathers leathers leading another guy in nothing but his underwear and a pair of shoes up the road on the end of a leash, like he was taking the dog out for an early morning dander.

EDIT . The "dog" was on his hands and knees, not walking like a person, crawling along at a respectable rate.

I am pie

Pisterarian wrote: »

Probably had several different substances in his bloodstream...

Sounds like he lost a bet and was paying a forfeit.

ScumLord

I am pie wrote: »

In amsterdam,

Oh yeah, Amsterdam! Went to the banana bar and it was OAP night. Not for the patrons, all the women working on the bar were well into their 60s.

I am pie

ScumLord wrote: »

Oh yeah, Amsterdam! Went to the banana bar and it was OAP night. Not for the patrons, all the women working on the bar were well into their 60s.

I was there to get off my t1ts, not look at some aul wan playing with hers.

Lapin

codrulz wrote: »

just saw a squirrel get eaten by cow!
Nature 1
Squirrel 0

Human food chain also 0

We're all fúcked.

Collie D

I am pie wrote: »

Sounds like he lost a bet and was paying a forfeit.

That was my first thought too. Thought he was a stag or something but he was on his own and the gf saw him a few mornings later as well in same outfit and still singing Beyonce walking through Glasnevin with cars beeping as they passed.

Probably not the strangest thing I've ever seen but first thing that comes to mind as it was quite recent.

Capt'n Midnight

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY

kylith

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY

I actually have met a nice South African.