Penis envy

Mr.McLovin

Never had a dose of it meself but is it really a condition?

hatrickpatrick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWJG3ZcqEiI

wp_rathead

well you are a "Mr" so I assume you have a penis- hence you can't have it if talking about Freud's definition..

What you may be referring to not having is "Small Penis syndrome".. which I have totally never googled or anything..:o

Tzardine

I saw a picture of a guy that had two lads.

I was envious of him. One is simply not enough.

Muise...

I had it when I was a little tomboy and I really really wanted to piss standing up. The school toilets were at the bottom of the yard and in winter the seats would freeze the backs of your legs off. The ice would crack when you pissed on it, and I really wanted a penis so I could direct and watch that.

Otherwise, feck no. I think Venus envy is more common.

Mr.McLovin

Muise... wrote: »

Otherwise, feck no. I think Venus envy is more common.

I would have to agree, lads are always tucking it between their legs while posing in the mirror... isn't the right lads?

lads?

Tzardine

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I would have to agree, lads are always tucking it between their legs while posing in the mirror... isn't the right lads?

lads?

It puts the lotion in the basket

Muise...

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I would have to agree, lads are always tucking it between their legs while posing in the mirror... isn't the right lads?

lads?

that's not how you do it. :pac:

castletownman

I have penis sympathy.

Poor little big fella hasn't had any action in ages. Must be lonely

Ihatecuddles

I always play with my partners and wish I had one to play with.

conorhal

I suffer from penis envy, I really...really envy Leonardo DiCaprio's penis. He's litterally working his way through the Victoria Secrets catalogue one cover model at a time. Bastard.

Too Tough To Die

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I would have to agree, lads are always tucking it between their legs while posing in the mirror... isn't the right lads?

lads?

Always? I've only done that about 10 times in my life.

conorhal

Too Tough To Die wrote: »

Always? I've only done that about 10 times in my life.

Is 'Goodbye Horses' typically playing in the background at the time....? :eek:

maguic24

castletownman wrote: »

I have penis sympathy.

Poor little big fella hasn't had any action in ages. Must be lonely

Not even with Palmella? :P

Too Tough To Die

conorhal wrote: »

Is 'Goodbye Horses' typically playing in the background at the time....? :eek:

It's a great song, but that would just be creepy.

Pro Hoc Vice

conorhal wrote: »

I suffer from penis envy, I really...really envy Leonardo DiCaprio's penis. He's litterally working his way through the Victoria Secrets catalogue one cover model at a time. Bastard.

I would be impressed if it was all at the same time, bloody lightweight.

suicide_circus

right now, envious of a penis that's not in pain. got the wire pulled off me last night.

Son Of A Vidic

suicide_circus wrote: »

right now, envious of a penis that's not in pain. got the wire pulled off me last night.

Catheter removed?

Sir Arthur Daley

suicide_circus wrote: »

right now, envious of a penis that's not in pain. got the wire pulled off me last night.

Were you watching them nudey films again?

herisson

I have a bit of penis envy. I'd love to have one. I like playing with them. The other night I was playing with a friends one, and I kept making monster noises with it.

If I had one I wouldn't stop touching it and I'd be walking around with a semi all the time.

Plus I'd do other stuff like knocking things over, do helicopters, picking up stuff, poking objects/people.

Yeah I've a bit of penis envy....

Boom_Bap

Here's a song that turns very penis envyish around the 2.15 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-e5vs6NeY

Muise...

herisson wrote: »

I have a bit of penis envy. I'd love to have one. I like playing with them. The other night I was playing with a friends one, and I kept making monster noises with it.

If I had one I wouldn't stop touching it and I'd be walking around with a semi all the time.

Plus I'd do other stuff like knocking things over, do helicopters, picking up stuff, poking objects/people.

Yeah I've a bit of penis envy....

I don't think penis owners would like how cute and playful we find them...

The Diabolical Monocle

I get vagina envy when im in the airport duty free.
Ive known ladies who can fit 2 cartons of cigarettes and a rolex up there.

The Diabolical Monocle

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Catheter removed?

:eek: !! he uses the forbidden word !! :eek:

TheShizz

It is a condition, yes. I used to get it from seeing Calvin Klein models, but now even a photo from an ultrasound scan is likely to get me jealous.

Tzardine

herisson wrote: »

Plus I'd do other stuff like knocking things over, do helicopters, picking up stuff, poking objects/people.

It sounds like I am not getting the most out of mine.

Got to be careful with the poking people part though , otherwise it will be a job for sexual harassment panda.

conorhal

herisson wrote: »

I have a bit of penis envy. I'd love to have one. I like playing with them. The other night I was playing with a friends one, and I kept making monster noises with it.

Cockpunch?

ROAR!!!

herisson wrote: »

If I had one I wouldn't stop touching it and I'd be walking around with a semi all the time.

You don't want a penis so, you want to be a 13yr old boy.... :pac:

herisson wrote: »

Plus I'd do other stuff like knocking things over, do helicopters, picking up stuff, poking objects/people.

Yeah I've a bit of penis envy....

It's a penis, not Godzilla FFS.

Pumpkinseeds

I've heard that penis envy is very common amongst short men and that 1 of the first symptoms is buying a flash car with a long bonnet;)

burnhardlanger

I don't have it.
Can't say I've been looking at other Lads' Lads on a frequent basis to warrant it.