The sort of things you say to another to keep in their good books but you're really b

gugleguy

This could be in a work environment. Are you buttering them up? Or maybe you compliment somebody costs u don't drink his own beer. Or maybe you like to use his garden tools from time to time.

kneemos

b?

MadsL

I find "Yes, dear" helpful whether I am actually listening or not...she pauses for breath, I say "Yes, dear".

My father taught me that.

Penny Tration

Huh?

shedweller

Your bum does not look big in that.

MadsL

kneemos wrote: »

b?

bisexual obviously...

fatknacker

kneemos wrote: »

b?

B52 air raid bomber?

Oranage2

Have you lost weight?

Donkey Oaty

gugleguy wrote: »

Or maybe you compliment somebody costs u don't drink his own beer.

Not sure about this because it's incomprehensible.

Put me down as a "maybe".

The King of Moo

gugleguy wrote: »

This could be in a work environment. Are you buttering them up? Or maybe you compliment somebody costs u don't drink his own beer. Or maybe you like to use his garden tools from time to time.

Is this about fancying a guy at work and not being able to tell him directly?
Otherwise, it's a waste of perfectly good innuendos.

crazygeryy

Yes boss.

Wacker The Attacker

Yes love, I promise I'll eat your fanny tomorrow

vicwatson

b....ONKERS ?

gugleguy

kneemos wrote: »

b?

Bluffing. Oh The B52was caaled the BUFF short for big ugly fat.....ffffff

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

So then I said "it'll have to be thursday, no excuses"

He said "Thursdays no good, how about Friday?"

I said "Friday's great"

Sir Arthur Daley

No your arse don't look big in that at all :rolleyes:

Stavros Murphy

I love this thread Gugle, great job!

applies butter, tries to think of worthwhile reason for butter, fails. Leaves it anyway.

shopaholic01

Doesn't everyone do this work? You can hardly tell your employer and co-workers that you think they are all moronic arseholes.

Pumpkinseeds

MadsL wrote: »

I find "Yes, dear" helpful whether I am actually listening or not...she pauses for breath, I say "Yes, dear".

My father taught me that.

That works both ways:D

Capt'n Midnight

gugleguy wrote: »

Bluffing. Oh The B52was caaled the BUFF short for big ugly fat.....ffffff

fellow.

Like Biffo

Mickey H

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I love this thread Gugle, great job!

applies butter, tries to think of worthwhile reason for butter, fails. Leaves it anyway.

Try again Murphy.

Fail even better this time.

RobbingBandit

If it is a woman one line works every time no matter what they are saying nod, smile and say I understand.

Mickey H

RobbingBandit wrote: »

If it is a woman one line works every time no matter what they are saying nod, smile and say I understand.

It would have been nice to know that BEFORE the "unpleasantness".

sawdoubters

this a really interesting post

johnayo

Congratulations, when are due.(best used when your colleague is not pregnant).

recylingbin

I just compliment people. Makes them feel better. Costs me nothing.

Tokyo

"We're only going to have three Garth Brooks concerts, I promise...."

ruthloss

I will be making a lodgement to that account this week.

Stavros Murphy

RobbingBandit wrote: »

If it is a woman one line works every time no matter what they are saying nod, smile and say I understand.

Can be dodgy if they are actually giving you instructions at the time. Leads to some messes.