Annoying things you do in work

c68zapdsm5i1ru

I've read threads on other forums where posters discuss annoying things their colleagues do. Usually I'm nodding in agreement but now and again I think 'oops, I sometimes do that'.

My main crime is that I sometimes 'borrow' stationery from a colleague's desk without asking and forget to put it back - even-when-they-have-their-name-written-on-it-in-tippex :eek:

DrGreenthumb

I hate it when I have to actually work,

I could write a book on slacking but i'm such a procrastinator

whitewave

I eat at my desk sometimes. Probably drives people nuts, and I try avoid loud/crunchy food...but I'd imagine people still want to hurt me in a number of different ways when I do it.

Banjo String

Some real strange individual I work with sniffs my chair when I Leave the room.

He thinks I'm unaware he does it, but I know.

Yep. I know.

Mr. CooL ICE

I replace the bottle on the water cooler really, really loudly. Since everybody else seems too lazy/weak/scared to do it themselves, I always end up having to change it and by god, they will hear the smashing in every corner of the office.

By changing the water cooler bottle violently, I broke it 2 weeks ago. I didn't tell anybody though and claimed it happened on my day off.

Soups123

I hate in an office when someone decides to spray some deodorant

c68zapdsm5i1ru

Also, sometimes if I'm using the photocopier and it gets jammed and I can't figure it out quickly I just p*ss off and leave it. (No, I'm not proud of that).

biko

I go on boards instead of being a productive worker

Soups123

Banjo String wrote: »

Some real strange individual I work with sniffs my chair when I Leave the room.

He thinks I'm unaware he does it, but I know.

Yep. I know.

Ass end or back end? Two very different but equally worrying sniffs

keith16

Leave early

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Sneeze without covering my mouth. Pee on the toilet seat. Play with myself. Smell like bo.

ect.

Mr. Incognito

I'm a surgeon.

Texting. Sooooooo messy while operating.

OldNotWIse

Chew my pens so nobody will steal them.

Hog the shower.

Get absolutely irrationally and hysterically irate if people dont answer their phone.

Eat at my desk.

Leave cups on my desk.

Watch Tommy Tiernan on youtube and guffaw at my desk.

Watch sad animal rescue videos on youtube and cry at my desk.

Ignore people between the hours of 09:00 and 11:00

Stare blankly at people who comment on the weather.

Calls to tax office where I bark my RSI number loudly.

Temaz

People who eat food with a strong scent is one other people seem to do.

Repulsive.

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piss on the toilet seat

*insert trollface image*

Jonny Blaze

There are two kinds of men in this world.

Men who have masturbated in the company bathrooms.. and god damned liars.

Davarus Walrus

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

There are two kinds of men in this world.

Men who have masturbated in the company bathrooms.. and god damned liars.

Trying to pull the skeleton out of yourself, expelling the demon of last night's dinner, playing a game of Candy Crush and having a good cry are all best done in the company jacks. Always while on the clock.

MonstaMash

Attend...everyone in work hates me because I'm a fookn dick

bobbygrant

Temaz wrote: »

People who eat food with a strong scent is one other people seem to do.

Repulsive.

especially when you are sitting there feeling a bit hungry. It shouldnt be allowed, eating at your desk.

LoanShark

In our place some of my colleagues seem to their arsehole half way up their back.. and only seem to use the jacks at the last possible moment when the brown trouts head has liquefied and got crushed between the cheeks of his ass and welds itself to the lid and slowly islides down the seat into the bowl..

Sir Arthur Daley

I just boils the kettle enough for my own tea.:)

KTRIC

I have this nasty habit of turning up !! really pisses people off !!

vitani

Hog the bathroom after work to change into my running gear.

MadsL

Stay late as if I'm working hard, I'm probably on boards.

Sand

Eat at my desk probably - mind you a couple of others do it too and one demonstrates daily where the phrase "opened the lunch-box" came from.

The one thing that gets me is the pissing on the toilet seat. I'm not a clean freak but its just amazing how many people can manage to dress themselves and get to work without fatal injury but don't know how to operate a toilet.

PucaMama

LordChessington wrote: »

I replace the bottle on the water cooler really, really loudly. Since everybody else seems too lazy/weak/scared to do it themselves, I always end up having to change it and by god, they will hear the smashing in every corner of the office.

By changing the water cooler bottle violently, I broke it 2 weeks ago. I didn't tell anybody though and claimed it happened on my day off.

Why be so aggressive about it? Just refuse to do it. Hate people who are aggressive like this.