Horrible habits

lucky333

Had this teacher in school who use to pick his nose while talking to the class, he didnt care that we could see him, he never tryed to hide it, he would stick his finger up his nose and ram it around in all directions, pick a good one and wipe it in his jacket. his nostrils were so big and long, could see right up them (when his finger wasn't stuck up there). When he sat at the desk he would pick his nose and wipe it in his chair. Use to turn me stomack looking at him. But we got a great laugh out of it aswell, then he would be shouting at us for laughing while he still picking his nose, very funny!
Anyone have any other similar stories of authority figures (teachers, boss, ect) with horrible habits?

OK or stories of 'normal' people with horrible habits lol

nullzero

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Annoying isn't it?

dr.bollocko

lucky333 wrote: »

stories of authority figures (teachers, boss, ect) with horrible habits

That's so oddly specific I am surprised it's not a category on my netflix account.

Femme_Fatale

lucky333 wrote: »

Had this teacher in school who use to pick his nose while talking to the class, he didnt care that we could see him, he never tryed to hide it, he would stick his finger up his nose and ram it around in all directions, pick a good one and wipe it in his jacket. his nostrils were so big and long, could see right up them (when his finger wasn't stuck up there). When he sat at the desk he would pick his nose and wipe it in his chair. Use to turn me stomack looking at him. But we got a great laugh out of it aswell, then he would be shouting at us for laughing while he still picking his nose, very funny!
Anyone have any other similar stories of authority figures (teachers, boss, ect) with horrible habits?

Similar to you. This teacher known as Maggots and Pick-a-nose: she'd scratch the bejesus out of her head and flick the dandruff everywhere, she'd pick her nose and flick it at the class, pick at her toe-nails/the hard skin on her feet, and babble away to herself. A real catch. Oh and have an auld fiddle at her minge.
She never taught me, but friends would always be going on about her. Then one day she supervised our class for an exam. We were utterly astounded by her grossness. Our friends had in no way prepared us. They were probably immune to it at that stage.

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Riding nuns.

Jack Skellington

I used to have a teacher in primary school that would go around sampling everyone's lunches, never sandwiches or anything just anything sweet like chocolate we had was never safe.

wretcheddomain

lucky333 wrote: »

Anyone have any other similar stories of authority figures (teachers, boss, ect) with horrible habits?

Oh yeah, I remember we had a beached whale of a leader who had a nasty habit in playing a large part in destroying the economy...can't for the life of me remember his name though...

shopaholic01

Spitting and people who loudly snort snot back down their throat instead of blowing their nose.

Mickey H

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Similar to you. This teacher known as Maggots and Pick-a-nose: she'd scratch the bejesus out of her head and flick the dandruff everywhere, she'd pick her nose and flick it at the class, pick at her toe-nails/the hard skin on her feet, and babble away to herself. A real catch. Oh and have an auld fiddle at her minge.
She never taught me, but friends would always be going on about her. Then one day she supervised our class for an exam. We were utterly astounded by her grossness. Our friends had in no way prepared us. They were probably immune to it at that stage.

Was she a 10 on the Wrister Scale?

ringadingding

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Oh yeah, I remember we had a beached whale of a leader who had a nasty habit in playing a large part in destroying the economy...can't for the life of me remember his name though...

For fûcks sake
Must we continue to do this all the fûcking time ?

thegreatgonzo

Jack Skellington wrote: »

I used to have a teacher in primary school that would go around sampling everyone's lunches, never sandwiches or anything just anything sweet like chocolate we had was never safe.

Me too...did she also smoke in the classroom while telling you never to take up smoking?

Femme_Fatale

Mickey H wrote: »

Was she a 10 on the Wrister Scale?

Many are fapping furiously to my post as we speak. :cool:

Jack Skellington

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

Me too...did she also smoke in the classroom while telling you never to take up smoking?

God no jesus! Did that happen? How was she not caught?

Stainless_Steel

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Spitting and people who loudly snort snot back down their throat instead of blowing their nose.

In japan it's bad manners to blow your nose. It's seen as good manners to snort up. I thought all my Japanese colleagues were coke addicts until I found this out.

thegreatgonzo

Jack Skellington wrote: »

God no jesus! Did that happen? How was she not caught?

Meh, it was the 80's.

Sir Arthur Daley

This was before the era of portaloos, I worked for a fella once who used empty his lunch out of his shopping bag every morning when landing on site, he used go to a quiet room and take his daily dump in it, tie up the bag and swing it around the house after lads before going outside with it and throwing it into the rubbish pile.

thecatspjs

Stainless_Steel wrote: »

In japan it's bad manners to blow your nose. It's seen as good manners to snort up. I thought all my Japanese colleagues were coke addicts until I found this out.

Note to self - Avoid Japan.

I seriously could not get used to that if everyone did it. It's bad enough having one or two snivellers on my bus as it is.