How to become a male stripper in Ireland?

BetterThanThou

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

anncoates

Take off your clothes?

Schism

anncoates wrote: »

Take off your clothes?

And do it in Ireland. There you go!

F1ngers

And become a man.

rawn

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

Keep your clothes on and become a male dancer Enquire in some nightclubs that have dancers to see if they're hiring

rawn

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

Keep your clothes on and become a male dancer Enquire in some nightclubs that have dancers to see if they're hiring

rawn

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

Keep your clothes on and become a male dancer Enquire in some nightclubs that have dancers to see if they're hiring

rawn

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

Keep your clothes on and become a male dancer Enquire in some nightclubs that have dancers to see if they're hiring

BetterThanThou

rawn wrote: »

Keep your clothes on and become a male dancer Enquire in some nightclubs that have dancers to see if they're hiring

I'm not very comfortable dancing with clothes on.

rawn

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm not very comfortable dancing with clothes on.

Loose, baggy clothes are the key.

BBDBB

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm not very comfortable dancing with clothes on.

why? do you have delicate skin?

floggg

We're going to need some pics of your body so we can judge your career prospects.

Alf Veedersane

BBDBB wrote: »

why? do you have delicate skin?

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

OldGoat

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

Join a burlesque troupe/school and learn the art.
Work on an act.
Go to as many clubs as you can to see in real life how performers work.
Ask at a club for a gig.
?
Profit.

WilyCoyote

OldGoat wrote: »

Join a burlesque troupe/school and learn the art.
Work on an act.
Go to as many clubs as you can to see in real life how performers work.
Ask at a club for a gig.
?
Profit.

Surely a re-reg from OldSatyr?

Antar Bolaeisk

anncoates wrote: »

Take off your clothes?

Take your clothes off!

dodderangler

F1ngers wrote: »

And become a man.

So you'd class a a male stripper a man?
A man who gets waxed or shaves off his body hair wears tan or whatever??

biko

It's getting hot in here

turn down the radiator!

Czarcasm

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

People aren't paying to see you dance OP, they're paying to see you strip. You may also have to work in gay bars btw and sometimes they were easier than a crowd of women! :eek:

Sir Arthur Daley

Unless you have a big tool no point trying to pursue a career in being a male stripper OP.

caustic 1

Czarcasm wrote: »

People aren't paying to see you dance OP, they're paying to see you strip. You may also have to work in gay bars btw and sometimes they were easier than a crowd of women! :eek:

Speaking from experience?

Czarcasm

caustic 1 wrote: »

Speaking from experience?

I did it for about three years, a long time ago now, and I still can't dance for shìt

MonaPizza

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm a fairly good dancer, how can I become a male stripper?

Being a good dancer isn't much use. You could wipe the floor with Fred astaire but if you're a pig ugly, hairy-backed, chrome-domed, stinking, 5 foot nothing, toothless blimp you can probably scratch your stripping career.

Fratton Fred

MonaPizza wrote: »

Being a good dancer isn't much use. You could wipe the floor with Fred astaire but if you're a pig ugly, hairy-backed, chrome-domed, stinking, 5 foot nothing, toothless blimp you can probably scratch your stripping career.

Unless he is packing the sort of tackle you'd usually see swinging between the hind legs of a grand national winner.

Dancor

Lift weights and use steroids, lots of steroids.

caustic 1

Czarcasm wrote: »

I did it for about three years, a long time ago now, and I still can't dance for shìt

You're name's not Bernard from Donegal who met our Cilla is it?

BillyMitchel

BetterThanThou wrote: »

I'm not very comfortable dancing with clothes on.

Do you dance like nobody is watching?

Donkey Oaty

Fratton Fred wrote: »

...packing the sort of tackle you'd usually see swinging between the hind legs of a grand national winner.

Red Rum was a gelding, so we can all use the above description with a clear conscience.

Helps break the ice at parties!

Edit: There's a "Lester Piggot's cellmate" joke here, but we're all better than that...

MonaPizza

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Unless he is packing the sort of tackle you'd usually see swinging between the hind legs of a grand national winner.

Pointless having a cock like a draught excluder if he's hounded out of the place to prevent further vomiting before he even gets down to tugging off his budgie-smugglers.

Son Of A Vidic

WikiHow wrote: »

Unless you have a big tool no point trying to pursue a career in being a male stripper OP.

You mean a tool like Pat Mustard's?

WilyCoyote

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Red Rum was a gelding, so we can all use the above description with a clear conscience.

Helps break the ice at parties!

Edit: There's a "Lester Piggot's cellmate" joke here, but we're all better than that...

That's not the spirit of boards. G'wan tell us. Unless you've forgotten it

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orangesoda

There was a documentary on rte a few years ago of some clown from sligo who was a stripper