Dont read this before your Dinner !

finix · 31-01-2014 5:48pm #1

I really thought I had heard of every sexual deviance known to man but this one floored me !. I was looking up ''fetching'' as I have a new dog and stumbled upon this. Each to their own I suppose but this takes the biscuit !

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

Gummy Panda · 31-01-2014 5:50pm

finix wrote: »

I really thought I had heard of every sexual deviance known to man but this one floored me !. I was looking up ''fetching'' as I have a new dog and stumbled upon this. Each to their own I suppose but this takes the biscuit !

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

Glorious message, prophet

john the one · 31-01-2014 5:51pm

Old news

FearDark · 31-01-2014 5:51pm

I don't believe you "accidentally" stumbled upon that OP.

D1stant · 31-01-2014 5:51pm

Ah bless. Its an old topic from the 90's

finix · 31-01-2014 5:52pm

john the one wrote: »

Old news

To you maybe !

KTRIC · 31-01-2014 5:52pm

Thanks for that OP :rolleyes:

OneArt · 31-01-2014 5:52pm

My old Aunt Netty has been looking for a new hobby since her husband left her. Thanks for the info I'll pass it on.

finix · 31-01-2014 5:54pm

FearDark wrote: »

I don't believe you "accidentally" stumbled upon that OP.

Oh Dear Now I am upset too !:D

Saucy McKetchup · 31-01-2014 5:54pm

finix wrote: »

I was looking up ''fetching'' as I have a new dog and stumbled upon this.

Suuuuuuuuuure, "here dog, felch"

Mariasofia · 31-01-2014 5:59pm

Ah it was an easy mistake to make. The t and l are really close together on the keyboard........ :-\

Czarcasm · 31-01-2014 6:01pm

Saucy McKetchup wrote: »

Suuuuuuuuuure, "here dog, felch"

Fairly suitable name for a dog in fairness seeing as they spend most of their time either humping other dogs or sniffing their bumholes!

finix · 31-01-2014 6:02pm

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ah it was an easy mistake to make. The t and l are really close together on the keyboard........ :-\

Yes they are ! Thanks for that ! I was going to blame Google for predicting ?

kneemos · 31-01-2014 6:11pm

Does it come with a Sombrero?

PizzamanIRL · 31-01-2014 6:16pm

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!

Arthur Beesley · 31-01-2014 6:36pm

Don't search for munting OP.

Wazdakka · 31-01-2014 6:41pm

finix wrote: »

Dont read this before your Dinner !

You're not my Supervisor!!!

BillyMitchel · 31-01-2014 6:43pm

finix wrote: »

I really thought I had heard of every sexual deviance known to man but this one floored me !. I was looking up ''fetching'' as I have a new dog and stumbled upon this. Each to their own I suppose but this takes the biscuit !

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

You had to google 'Fetch'?!! Pull the other one OP you dirty horn dog.

bnt · 31-01-2014 6:45pm

kneemos wrote: »

Does it come with a Sombrero?

No, you're thinking of a Dirty Sanchez, and I don't mean those Welsh reprobates from MTV. :eek:

None of this is really new. If you want to test your knowledge of such matters, listen to the Frank Zappa song Bobby Brown Goes Down, to see how many of the lyrics you understand. It took me many years to grasp some of the subtleties ...

Nemeses · 31-01-2014 6:48pm

You misspelled fetch in Google...

This is your own fault OP!

dgt · 31-01-2014 6:51pm

I'm eating dinner as I read that old news, whats the issue....?

Pumpkinseeds · 31-01-2014 6:51pm

Sounds charming but I wouldn't want to share a fag with him:D

*Taxi for Pumpkinseeds, it was a joke and no offence is meant to gay people:)

finix · 31-01-2014 6:52pm

Could not care, like the rest of you I hide behind a User name ! Do Centra sell Straws ?

finix · 31-01-2014 6:54pm

dgt wrote: »

I'm eating dinner as I read that old news, whats the issue....?

What are you eating ? Hmmm

kneemos · 31-01-2014 6:55pm

Sex with a Volkswagen still takes the gold medal for weirdness.

PizzamanIRL · 31-01-2014 6:56pm

Don't lie about what you were searching. At least make a better excuse.

Eh yeah I was looking up snowballing because I didn't know what it was and came across this

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowballing

BillyMitchel · 31-01-2014 6:58pm

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Don't lie about what you were searching. At least make a better excuse.

Eh yeah I was looking up snowballing because I didn't know what it was and came across this

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowballing

Now snowballing is disgusting!

Suppose you were looking up how to make a snowman?

wyndham · 31-01-2014 6:58pm

I'm partial to a bit of spacedocking myself.

BillyMitchel · 31-01-2014 7:00pm

wyndham wrote: »

I'm partial to a bit of spacedocking myself.

Sounds like you're sticking a USB cable up your bum.

dgt · 31-01-2014 7:15pm

finix wrote: »

What are you eating ? Hmmm

I'm on dessert now. Chocolate ice cream scoops from a goblet, yum yum :cool:

PizzamanIRL · 31-01-2014 7:26pm

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Now snowballing is disgusting!

Suppose you were looking up how to make a snowman?

You guessed it!

mr_edge_to_you · 31-01-2014 8:09pm

Poor oul Bertie!

Roger Hassenforder · 31-01-2014 8:31pm

have to say munting and spacedocking are new to me.
Had just gotten my head around 'double dutch rudder'.
Worried now the cool kids have more Im not aware of!

Hootanany · 31-01-2014 8:35pm

finix wrote: »

I really thought I had heard of every sexual deviance known to man but this one floored me !. I was looking up ''fetching'' as I have a new dog and stumbled upon this. Each to their own I suppose but this takes the biscuit !

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

How can I get this of my History

stefan idiot jones · 31-01-2014 8:43pm

I have an image in my head of a novelty curly straw and a deviant with a frown and sucked in cheeks watching the jizz go round and round the straw until BINGO!!!!! The sticky stuff hits the back of his throat like it's just struck oil.

Now you've got that in your head. Share and share alike.

Good day to you.

Dont read this before your Dinner !

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