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Boards.ie - The Heartbeat of Ireland...

  • 27-01-2014 12:44am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭


    ....Or is it just flatulance?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Why do you miss when my baby kisses me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    A giant brain fart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Boards.ie the upset stomach of Ireland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    zetalambda wrote: »
    A giant brain fart.

    Shart is more like it!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I blame the government, the bankers, NAMA, the catholic church, Irish Water, Roy Keane, farmers, gays, The Daily Mail, the Illuminati, Ryanair, the Gardaí, stray dogs, single mothers, Shinners, travellers, John Waters, Buckfast, Pylons, the TV Licence, Madiba, fatty foods, atheists, the Brits, Bertie and the dole Joe.


    I think thats all the usual AH suspects covered,


    / thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Go go Power Rangers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Royal Rumble is starting!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    More like the testicular tumour of Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Internet crank central.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    Why did I bother putting on my glasses?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    God damn, I love boards.

    Wuv you guyssssss! xD


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 6,522 Mod ✭✭✭✭Irish Steve


    Lapin wrote: »
    I blame the government, the bankers, NAMA, the catholic church, Irish Water, Roy Keane, farmers, gays, The Daily Mail, the Illuminati, Ryanair, the Gardaí, stray dogs, single mothers, Shinners, travellers, John Waters, Buckfast, Pylons, the TV Licence, Madiba, fatty foods, atheists, the Brits, Bertie and the dole Joe.


    I think thats all the usual AH suspects covered,


    / thread.

    Need to add depression, welfare fraud, abortion, bad jokes, penis length, stingiest thing and in other areas of boards, (yes they do exist) soccer and weather, with the main one there being "when will it snow in my back yard", or similar

    Shore, if it was easy, everybody would be doin it.😁



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Lapin wrote: »
    I blame the government, the bankers, NAMA, the catholic church, Irish Water, Roy Keane, farmers, gays, The Daily Mail, the Illuminati, Ryanair, the Gardaí, stray dogs, single mothers, Shinners, travellers, John Waters, Buckfast, Pylons, the TV Licence, Madiba, fatty foods, atheists, the Brits, Bertie and the dole Joe.


    I think thats all the usual AH suspects covered,


    / thread.

    How dare you. You forgot Taxi Drivers. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Mickey H wrote: »
    How dare you. You forgot Taxi Drivers. :D

    And cyclists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    And the material for a lot of lazy journalists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Need to add depression, welfare fraud, abortion, bad jokes, penis length, stingiest thing and in other areas of boards, (yes they do exist) soccer and weather, with the main one there being "when will it snow in my back yard", or similar

    Budweiser and track-suits mentioned?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Mickey H wrote: »
    How dare you. You forgot Taxi Drivers. :D

    Hoe did manage to forget them. :o

    SamAK wrote: »
    And cyclists.

    Well everybody forgets about them. Especially when we're driving. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Lapin wrote: »
    Hoe did manage to forget them. :o




    Well everybody forgets about them. Especially when we're driving. ;)

    When i'm cycling I alwaus carry a small rock in my pocket so when some arrogant bugger carves me up he can say 'bye bye' to his rear window :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Need to add depression, welfare fraud, abortion, bad jokes, penis length, stingiest thing and in other areas of boards, (yes they do exist) soccer and weather, with the main one there being "when will it snow in my back yard", or similar



    Slags off AH poster's...... with a post on AH.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    It's the yellow and inflamed pus-filled zit on the hairy left arsecheek of Ireland. Another massive boil, thejournal.ie, sits proud on the other cheek.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Rabelais wrote: »
    It's the yellow and inflamed pus-filled zit on the hairy left arsecheek of Ireland. Another massive boil, thejournal.ie, sits proud on the other cheek.

    If you really believe that then you are not using boards properly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    The gastric reflux of Ireland.






    Rabble, rabble, rabble..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Talk to Joe - he might disagree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    SamAK wrote: »
    And cyclists.
    And they dont even pay road tax..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    WikiHow wrote: »
    And they dont even pay road tax..

    But there IS no road tax!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Lapin wrote: »
    I blame the government, the bankers, NAMA, the catholic church, Irish Water, Roy Keane, farmers, gays, The Daily Mail, the Illuminati, Ryanair, the Gardaí, stray dogs, single mothers, Shinners, travellers, John Waters, Buckfast, Pylons, the TV Licence, Madiba, fatty foods, atheists, the Brits, Bertie and the dole Joe.


    I think thats all the usual AH suspects covered,


    / thread.
    You left out the two biggest suspects - the forgenurs and the Muslims. Never even mind the forgen Muslims.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    But there IS no road tax!!!

    There should be, just for cyclists.




    :D


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