Please remind me of what I should be doing as a free man

pipelaser

Hello AH!
I'm a guy who has been single about 3 months.

I recall often thinking whilst In a relationship of all the great things I could have been doing were I not in a relationship!

Of course, now that I'm single I no longer get any of these great Ideas! Shagging as many women as possible(which is easier said than done!) is an obvious one, but what else?

What would you be doing if you were in my position!?

roy rodgers

****

El Horseboxo

Fúcking my way through every Brazilian piece of ass on plenty of fish.

BanAllFirearms

I can tell you one thing you should not be doing and that is
Owning or using a firearm they are terrible things

wazky

Men.

Try it.

mikom

pipelaser wrote: »

What would you be doing if you were in my position!?

69er.

PizzamanIRL

Looking for advice on how to live life being single? You probably came to the right place.

bodice ripper

See your friends.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

BanAllFirearms wrote: »

I can tell you one thing you should not be doing and that is
Owning or using a firearm they are terrible things

I'm beginning to wonder whether you might have an agenda.

BanAllFirearms

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

I'm beginning to wonder whether you might have an agenda.

No agendas here my friend just some advice that I think the OP might find helpful

wazky

BanAllFirearms wrote: »

No agendas here my friend just some advice that I think the OP might find helpful

I clean my shotgun with my cock, what you think of that?

Frosty McSnowballs

I wish I was you OP.

Arthur Beesley

wazky wrote: »

Men.

Try it.

Sounds gay.

smcgiff

What did your partner complain about or not like you doing?

If nothing, get on your knees and beg her to take you back.

BanAllFirearms

wazky wrote: »

I clean my shotgun with my cock, what you think of that?

What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business not mine but if I was you I'd make.sure I at least had the Safety on your shotgun to avoid any potential accidents

Arthur Beesley

wazky wrote: »

I clean my shotgun with my cock, what you think of that?

I clean my cock with gun powder or napalm. What do you think of that?

Hello_MrFox

You are supposed to creep on women OP.

Karl Stein

Have you considered cocooning yourself in duct tape?

ElecKtrA

OP....what were these "great thing's" that you thought you could do when you were single? ....

stefan idiot jones

Keep shouting 'I am not a number, I am a free man'. In North Wales.

pipelaser

They were along the lines of, Travel or start a business(and risk the money I was saving for a mortgage!), make new female friends, get a **** buddy instead of a girlfriend...etc.
Id like to hear more though!

Sauve

Deleted User wrote: »

Kiss anyone you feel like kissing.

Reverse!! Reverse!!

I tried that one. Ya gotta ask first. Always ask!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you could have sex with a man, if you enjoy it it'd open up a whole new avenue in life

Sir Osis of Liver.

Deleted User wrote: »

Kiss anyone you feel like kissing.



.

Is that not a bit creepy/rapey?

disclaimer: As long as they want to kiss you back :P

bumper234

pipelaser wrote: »

Hello AH!
I'm a guy who has been single about 3 months.

I recall often thinking whilst In a relationship of all the great things I could have been doing were I not in a relationship!

Of course, now that I'm single I no longer get any of these great Ideas! Shagging as many women as possible(which is easier said than done!) is an obvious one, but what else?

What would you be doing if you were in my position!?

I wouldn't be posting on boards on a Saturday night!!!!

ElecKtrA

pipelaser wrote: »

They were along the lines of, Travel or start a business(and risk the money I was saving for a mortgage!), make new female friends, get a **** buddy instead of a girlfriend...etc.
Id like to hear more though!

Hmm....perhaps you were just not in the right type of relationship for you ;-)....

Stavros Murphy

wazky wrote: »

I clean my shotgun with my cock, what you think of that?

I think you must have a very short barrelled shotgun. mainly. and a very dirty cock.

PizzamanIRL

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

I clean my cock with gun powder or napalm. What do you think of that?

I clean mine with the saliva of a raunchy 24 year old young lady.

MadsL

Thread disappoints: I thought this might be Ben Gilroy related....

HughMann

This might help.
http://omg.wthax.org/5AYuRz.jpg

Arthur Beesley

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I clean mine with the saliva of a raunchy 24 year old young lady.

Pics?

Arthur Beesley

HughMann wrote: »

This might help.
http://omg.wthax.org/5AYuRz.jpg

Sounds exactly like my life.

biko

FREEDOM!


*chop*

hairyprincess

I could do with a shave if you've got time on your hands.













A lot of time.

Legs.Eleven

Ride your willy off, obviously.

PizzamanIRL

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Pics?

She doesn't look 24

http://s7.postimg.org/fnog3hky3/images.jpg

Arthur Beesley

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

She doesn't look 24

http://s7.postimg.org/fnog3hky3/images.jpg

She doesn't look human...

smcgiff

smcgiff wrote: »

What did your partner complain about or not like you doing?

If nothing, get on your knees and beg her to take you back.

Or get her on her knees

PizzamanIRL

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

She doesn't look human...

I'm telling her that. She won't be happy.

Annasopra

Please remind me of what I should be doing as a free man

Drawing up excuses why courts have no jurisdiction

smcgiff

bluewolf wrote: »

Or get her on her knees

Oh nurse!

holystungun9

wazky wrote: »

I clean my shotgun with my cock, what you think of that?

Pump action?

Jonkenji

I agree with the general theme of homosexuality being explored here.

debabyjesus

Obeying maritime law and making a show of yourself dealing with the man. You should also change your name to Pipe of the family Laser.

deandean

now you have time to get your post count above 500.

Mint Aero

Get a couple of bags of sand and dump them on the living room floor. Start building sandcastles.

I know I'm a genius. No wind, no tide, no feet trampling on your creation and no stupid gf tutting.

stefan idiot jones

Mint Aero wrote: »

Get a couple of bags of sand and dump them on the living room floor. Start building sandcastles.

I know I'm a genius. No wind, no tide, no feet trampling on your creation and no stupid gf tutting.

Start building castles out of takeaway cartons, fortresses out of empty cans and a wine glass pyramid filled with cider.

Arnie on the tele, Lemmy on the stereo and a suit of armour made from pizza boxes.

Sorted.

Sir Arthur Daley

Bang some Milf or Gilf OP.

The_Gatsby

Serious answer? Do something to benefit yourself. Take up a new hobby or something and focus on yourself

Funglegunk

Learn to mend clothes. And then fix the button on my shirt.

Alternatively adopt a fitness regime, learn to cook and play the guitar, you'll be knee deep in clunge in no time.