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Most offensive thing you politely said to someone (with stories)

  • 24-01-2014 1:40am
    #1
    bogwalrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭


    I had the misfortune to be overtaken dangerously by a woman in her early 50's today. It was on a back road near a bend and to make things worse she nearly caused a crash as there was a cyclist on opposite side of the road. I was effin and blinding at her within the safety of my crappy car.

    Anyway I was on my way to town and I spotted her car pullling in to the square. I decided to follow so pulled in not knowing what I was going to do. I saw her park a bit down the car park so I stayed down the other end. She got out and headed for the aib.

    I sat there thinking about what to do. I eventually got the courage to get out and walk over towards the bank. I saw her in the Que and without thinking walked straight up to her and said.

    "Excuse me miss you were driving very dangerously on the back roads. You nearly caused an accident and could have killed that cyclist. You are a very bad driver and I think it would be a good idea for you to do your driving test again"

    I walked out and was so embarrassed as people were just staring at me. I don't think I could ever politely tell someone off like that ever again.


Comments

  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,660 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    You want me to write a story at this hour?please explore the the methods of self copulation.


  • #3
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Well long time ago,

    This lad I used to work with was a complete plank. Pretty much up his own arse, no repsect for customers, women, or people outside of his own circle.

    Anyway he had the misfortune of breaking a leg after a fight he had been in,

    I just simply replied "Oh dear, nothing trivial I hope'

    Never copt it.


  • #4
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I was once out on a night out with a former housemate and her own new housemates for a catch up. Anyways, without boring you with the details i ended up shifting one of the housemates who i didn't exactly fancy. So i avoid this housemate for some weeks, ignoring texts and blanking when passing.

    After these weeks, the old housemate says "heading for a pint", so im like "no bother, see you there". Arrive in to see the whole lot of them in there. Ugh...

    Since im there to see my mate, I stay on for one anyway. Am heckled non stop by the other one who slags the speed of my drinking as she gulps down pint after pint of cider.

    Anyways, my quote...

    "Did you know that they say ability to drink is directly proportional to your body mass"

    I think it was a pretty boss line for a 20 year old. The reaction was priceless!


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