bearded men.

brokenarms

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

Renegade Mechanic

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

Sure. As long as theres no eye contact.

Banjo String

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

Yes.

Discussing gay sex acts. Not so much.

Lando Griffin

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

Well; its probably easier to comment on a mans beard than a womans.

MarkR

You can say it is magnificent. Perhaps a small pat of the cheek to confirm texture.

Real Life

As long as the balls don't touch its not gay

frag420

Yes but in order to sound sincere you need to stroke the other guys beard while offering him some grooming advice!!

Otherwise it just looks ghey!!

Unless you're complimenting how nice it feels when his beard is tickling your balls then no, it's not gay.

Tar.Aldarion

As long as the beards dont touch

biko

No, any man with a beard is too manly to compliment another man on anything. Except to say "good job".

o1s1n

No.

There is however a silent acknowledgement between bearded men. Kind of like that head nod you to do someone you kind of know as you walk past them in the street.

Cantona's Collars

You just stoke your own knowingly while giving the other guy a passing nod.Under no circumstances do you speak to each other.

OldGoat

Reaching out and stroking his beard unasked is the politest way of giving him complement, similar to the way you can reach out and cup any womans breasts that you wish to complement.

The Diabolical Monocle

Tough question.

The inferior bearded man will usually assume a submissive stance.
Stand very still and glance toward the ground for a few seconds, he should get the message.

reciprocation is an invitation to drink rum.

Links234

I hear if two equally manly beards touch, it creates a singularity and they cancel each other out. Is this true?

Franticfrank

You might be better off asking the community over on beards.ie

Ole Rodrigo

A man with a beard never needs to explain anything or curry favour with anyone.

A slow nod of approval with a glance from an eye of chipped granite is enough.

Lyaiera

There's a beard living at the bottom of my garden. Poor thing is scared and alone, I think it's been mistreated in the past. Over the past few weeks I've been leaving out a bowl of Imperial Stout at night and now it will let me stroke it. It's really cute. I'll upload a picture if I get a chance.

DaveNoCheese

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

#nohomo

Seedy Arling

biko wrote: »

No, any man with a beard is too manly to compliment another man on anything. Except to say "good job".

Or just a knowing nod.

Muise...

Do beards stick together like velcro?

Sauve

I'm on a bus and a man just got on with a ponytail (beardtail?) in his beard.

S'odd.

Muise...

Sauve wrote: »

I'm on a bus and a man just got on with a ponytail (beardtail?) in his beard.

S'odd.

aren't you tempted to pull it?

Jesus Wept

There is a name for men who don't have beards.


Women.

SpaceCowb0y

Yamanoto

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

Depends where you do it.

To a grizzled companion on a Polar expedition, you're probably good.

Across a merchandising display to a random dude in Urban Outfitters, alarm bells.

Holsten

Of course.

"Nice beard man" (no homo).

Knifey Spoony

Links234 wrote: »

I hear if two equally manly beards touch, it creates a singularity and they cancel each other out. Is this true?

Not sure about that, but I do know that when two bearded men cross paths, the one with the manly-est beard has right of way :pac:

brokenarms

Thank God.
I thought I was being gay when I said that a strangers beard was very nice. He blushed. I felt a bit gay and regretted it STRAIGHTaway.


Not coming out today.

SantryRed

brokenarms wrote: »

Thank God.
I thought I was being gay when I said that a strangers beard was very nice. He blushed. I felt a bit gay and regretted it STRAIGHTaway.


Not coming out today.

Sounds like you already did.

Dyr

Chances are if you've grown a beard over the last few years then you are , in fact, a massive benny so you're going to sound gay all the time

entropi

Would having a beard count if it's on the face of a hipster?

SpaceCowb0y

entropi wrote: »

Would having a beard count if it's on the face of a hipster?

that's not a beard that's a facial vagina

thecatspjs

What's wrong with sounding gay anyway? A complement is a complement, end of.

whiterob81

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

If by beard you mean a woman who goes out with a gay guy to cover up his sexuality then yes, complementing her would make him sound even less gay

Son Of A Vidic

brokenarms wrote: »

Can one bearded man complement another mans beard without sounding gay.

Sounding gay is irrelevant, you just never complement another man with a beard.

But there is one exception - you may only complement a bearded brother when in the company of women (men who can't grow beards).

e.r

Our Year wrote: »

There is a name for men who don't have beards.


Women.

What about the beard between her legs:)

Muise...

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

that's not a beard that's a facial vagina

Easy mistake, Absolon.

Derk was the nyght as pich, or as a cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savorly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.

wicklowstevo

unfortunately the answer to your question is NO

harvester of sorrow

Check out this bearded man!

http://memecenter.com/fun/708175/badass-old-man

brokenarms

Im am staying in tonight to watch reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger.

Drink beer and maybe a watch a little UFC and Superbike racing later.


My beard will not get trimmed tomorrow and I will reuse today's socks .


I'm hoping this will cure me from my comment, to that man I insulted earlier with my complement.

Poor Uncle Tom

You can only compliment anothers beard when you are grooming it for food stored for later use. Otherwise it's just silly.

kumate_champ07

when 2 bearded men kiss do they immediately shave afterwards?

Poor Uncle Tom

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

when 2 bearded men kiss do they immediately shave afterwards?

Only if they're Brazilian and want to wax lyrical.....