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What do you do while pooping?

  • 20-01-2014 1:09am
    #1
    Bepolite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭


    I surf boards.ie


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  • #2
    irish bloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭irish bloke


    Bepolite wrote: »
    I surf boards.ie

    Brush my teeth


  • #3
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I take pictures.


  • #4
    J_E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Read boards, read the news


  • #5
    123balltv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    I read the back of shampoo, shower gel bottles etc :o


  • #6
    sawdoubters
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    I look for leaves to wipe my arse


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  • #7
    Liamalone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Scratch my bum


  • #8
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Whistle the Great Escape tune do do De do De do do.. do do De do do de dooo


  • #9
    Invisible Pink Unicorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Invisible Pink Unicorn


    I pray to the almighty Gods above.


  • #10
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    Read. Reading the perfect toilet book at the moment. The Butcher by Philip Carlo. Short chapters, great book. About a gangster in NY in the 80s. Tommy Pitera. Psycho. But you can get through a chapter without worrying about your legs going numb.


  • #11
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    I pretend I'm being interviewed sometimes.


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  • #12
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Due to your vulnerable position you are at your most alert whilst pooping.


  • #13
    Fandango
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Fandango


    Imagine stuff. Simple as that. Usually stuff that makes me rich and famous :D


  • #14
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    I'm always in deep concentration, don't want to push to early as I always want to produce the biggest **** possible. Try to break my record.


  • #15
    Amonisis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ✭Amonisis


    Push poo outta my butt. C'mon guys someone had to say it! :rolleyes:


  • #16
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Amonisis wrote: »
    Push poo outta my butt. C'mon guys someone had to say it! :rolleyes:

    Yank.


  • #17
    J_E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    I would love a poo right now.


  • #18
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I barely have time to sit down. Gotta be serious problems if its taking more than a minute or two to take a ****, surely? (don't call me Shirley)


  • #19
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Hold the bowl tightly and strain, hoping I won't sh!t a lung. A real head shaker.


  • #20
    SpaceCowb0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    I snapchat...


  • #21
    AlanMcC23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭AlanMcC23


    123balltv wrote: »
    I read the back of shampoo, shower gel bottles etc :o


    +1

    Same here

    :D


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  • #22
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Nodster


    Imagine I'm sitting on a stool


  • #23
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Hold the bowl tightly and strain, hoping I won't sh!t a lung. A real head shaker.

    Some fibre dude.


  • #24
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Nodster wrote: »
    Imagine I'm sitting on a stool


    What you do if someone wants a stool sample?


  • #25
    StompToWork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    I either do Angry Birds or Candy Crush Saga.


  • #26
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    From the sound of it a lot of people must have a face like an angry bird when dropping a hot one


  • #27
    Ugo Monye spacecraft experience
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,221 ✭✭✭Ugo Monye spacecraft experience


    Vito Corleone wrote: »
    I pretend I'm being interviewed sometimes.

    I'm not the only one!!!:D


  • #28
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I do the crossword.


  • #29
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Usually trying hard to think of something non arousing to stop my boner from touching the inside of the cold toilet bowl.


  • #30
    gammygils
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,474 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    I surf Boards.ie on my phone. Sometimes I play Flick Hurling App.

    And when my legs are totally numb I get up, wipe my ass and flush.......

    Twice!


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  • #31
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Nothing but the obvious, I eat well so I don't have issues in that department.


  • #32
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    pray


  • #33
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    Shank


  • #34
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Sh1t thread is very sh1t.


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