Moments of Instant Karma

chocksaway

So I was in Dunboyne this evening, parked in the car waiting for my girlfriend when this car pulls up beside me and starts beeping. I wind down the window to find out what the feck the driver wants.
She starts screaming at me saying I'm blocking the road so I reply what are ya talking about- I'm parked in a spot well out of everyones way.

Well all hell breaks out! She starts screaming "you're an idiot and you're blocking the road". So me getting sick of this says "how am I blocking the road. There's loads of room. I'm parked in a proper spot. Are ya driving a bus or something?. Theres plenty of space to get by".

Cue psycho crazy lady attempting to throw her cup of coffee out her window into my car.

BUT she makes an absolute balls of it. Cup hits her own window and explodes all over the inside of her car. I've never seen someone panic so much in their life and floored it out of the car park. Only wish I got her reg number.

So anyone any instant karma stories?

Stavros Murphy

Howd'ya know it was instant? It could have been filter coffee karma.

dodderangler

pebbles21

Work Colleague shopped a young girl to the council living next door to him,who took over her aunts council house after she moved to England(just the young girl and her baby son)

Council moved her out,and oh how I laughed when he told me he couldnt get into his drive because his new neighbours had parked their caravan outside his house because there was no room left in their own garden with the transit van and horsebox taking up all the space!

Wacker The Attacker

sharting during a ****

markfla

I was sitting in a long line of traffic going eastbound on n4 taking the exit for liffey valley. While sitting in traffic for ages on the slip road this cuunt comes down the bus lane trying to nudge in and rightfully nobody let him as they were queuing ages. Anyway he tries to nose in front of me, I tightened up not letting him in....and at that moment a squad car arrived at the bottom of the road, flashed the lights at him and collared him. Everyone was delighted.

For Forks Sake

Instant Korma, eh?

Grayditch

Lad on my road hit me with a tennis racket and a passing bird immediately shat down across his face.

chocksaway

markfla wrote: »

I was sitting in a long line of traffic going eastbound on n4 taking the exit for liffey valley. While sitting in traffic for ages on the slip road this cuunt comes down the bus lane trying to nudge in and rightfully nobody let him as they were queuing ages. Anyway he tries to nose in front of me, I tightened up not letting him in....and at that moment a squad car arrived at the bottom of the road, flashed the lights at him and collared him. Everyone was delighted.

Love seeing that on the n3 just after the train station! Its the little things

keith16

Saw this on the Guardian today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHXXuaLhe0A

chocksaway

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Instant Korma, eh?

Haha! Thats brilliant!

Wibbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3qvosHHcWc

With Yokebus with a ladies product on her head. If karma, instant or otherwise were true...

Hilly Bill

Grayditch wrote: »

Lad on my road hit me with a tennis racket and a passing bird immediately shat down across his face.

Classy Bird Did you get here number? Serves him right

Frynge

Collegue

GoldenLight

On my way to school as a first year, a neighbour who was 3rd year, attempt to bully me tired to bully me, to make himself look big, I remember wising something bad would happen to him. The day of an exam, he managed to get a punter on his bike, so he was late for the exam (I pointed out Karma to him)

It actually didn't help though, cause every thug in the school decided to test this theory on me. From 1st to 6th year, made my life hell, most of them are died now, but I don't think that's Karma anymore, I think it's just people being themselves, insecure about who they where from 13 to 17.

I visited some of the graves of my fellow students, and it actually made me really sad, even though they made my life hell. From visiting the graves, they made other peoples lives better. Their is real people out there that will miss them. I sat and talked for a while with them and realised, I was talking to myself. I was a no body to them, as they had become a no body to me. It just wasn't that important anymore.

But Karma dosen't kill someone for making my life hell for 3 years, that's a little OTT, on Karma's part. Not a good idea.

Kenjataimu

I know a guy who found a winning scratch card but then got hit by a car.

Daqster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDTQRM_1hi8

humbert

Courtesy of Pighead:
http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055252627

ottostreet

GoldenLight wrote: »

On my way to school as a first year, a neighbour who was 3rd year, attempt to bully me tired to bully me, to make himself look big, I remember wising something bad would happen to him. The day of an exam, he managed to get a punter on his bike, so he was late for the exam (I pointed out Karma to him)

It actually didn't help though, cause every thug in the school decided to test this theory on me. From 1st to 6th year, made my life hell, most of them are died now, but I don't think that's Karma anymore, I think it's just people being themselves, insecure about who they where from 13 to 17.

I visited some of the graves of my fellow students, and it actually made me really sad, even though they made my life hell. From visiting the graves, they made other peoples lives better. Their is real people out there that will miss them. I sat and talked for a while with them and realised, I was talking to myself. I was a no body to them, as they had become a no body to me. It just wasn't that important anymore.

But Karma dosen't kill someone for making my life hell for 3 years, that's a little OTT, on Karma's part. Not a good idea.

Well this thread has just gotten a little darker than I would have expected.

chocksaway

Cantona's Collars

Neighbour of mine insists on partially blocking the street with his car despite having 3 parking spaces around his house,myself & others have approached him about it but he just dismisses us.
He made a smart remark to my wife about teaching her to drive as she complained to him about finding it difficult to reverse in or out of our drive due to his parking,later that day he drove into somebody and got slapped with a nice insurance bill.Hasn't stopped him for parking in the same place though:mad:

Hermy

Sometime ago I was driving down Westland Row of a lazy Sunday afternoon. Unlike the white-knuckle ride that is the midweek rush hour there was some traffic but no-one was in any hurry. Everyone nice and calm and relaxed.
And then all of a sudden I notice some impatient young motorist a few cars behind me trying to make his presence felt. Turns out he was in quite the hurry cause next thing you know he's crossed the centre line and is charging down the wrong side of the road. The little fecker, I thought, spoiling my day!
Oh but what's this, what's that car he's heading towards a head-on collision with.
It isn't...it couldn't be...it is! An unmarked police car with two understandably irate detectives in it.
And as traffic in my lane moves on I pause to let the offending and offended parties pull over to chat about things for a while.
And then it's all nice and calm again as I head off down Pearse Street wishing that happened more often.

Capt'n Midnight

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I
assume they deserved it.
- Dogbert

onemorechance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1TrDMcaiLM

Piriz

GoldenLight wrote: »

On my way to school as a first year, a neighbour who was 3rd year, attempt to bully me tired to bully me, to make himself look big, I remember wising something bad would happen to him. The day of an exam, he managed to get a punter on his bike, so he was late for the exam (I pointed out Karma to him)

It actually didn't help though, cause every thug in the school decided to test this theory on me. From 1st to 6th year, made my life hell, most of them are died now, but I don't think that's Karma anymore, I think it's just people being themselves, insecure about who they where from 13 to 17.

I visited some of the graves of my fellow students, and it actually made me really sad, even though they made my life hell. From visiting the graves, they made other peoples lives better. Their is real people out there that will miss them. I sat and talked for a while with them and realised, I was talking to myself. I was a no body to them, as they had become a no body to me. It just wasn't that important anymore.

But Karma dosen't kill someone for making my life hell for 3 years, that's a little OTT, on Karma's part. Not a good idea.

Cool story bro...;)

xzanti

Back when I was a learner driver (and you didn't need a full licence holder with you) I went to the Phoenix Park for a walk.. took me ages to parallel park my little banger and as I was getting out some little scrote in a Starbo whizzed up along side me, stuck his head out the window and started shouting "Nice parking job Mrs".. and in his excitement veered into the kerb himself at about 30 Kmph puncturing both his front tyres..

His face was priceless.. and friends were all in convulsions laughing at him in the car.

It was beautiful.

Hitchens

A few years ago I was walking home after a long tiring day. I was on a fairly wide path , when this young fella is cycling down the hill towards me, so I move to one side to let him pass.

As he comes closer, he fúcking heads straight at me, swerving away at the last second, laughing like a little maniac. I turn around to shout a few expletives as he barrels off down the hill, and I see he's dropped something.

I go back to see what it is and it's a €50 note. I bought a Chinese and a six-pack and really enjoyed them.

valerossi

About 15 years ago some scum bag attempted to break into my house by smashing my back patio door to gain entry, however all he unwittingly done was remove the only thing separating my German Shepard who was highly trained for such an occasion. I arrived home to find her pups chewing a boot and a trail of blood from my hall all the way to the back wall.
Took me ages to clean her up, cops said I should "put her down" my hole she ate steak that night:)
Is that karma?

Blondie919

zerks wrote: »

Neighbour of mine insists on partially blocking the street with his car despite having 3 parking spaces around his house,myself & others have approached him about it but he just dismisses us.
He made a smart remark to my wife about teaching her to drive as she complained to him about finding it difficult to reverse in or out of our drive due to his parking,later that day he drove into somebody and got slapped with a nice insurance bill.Hasn't stopped him for parking in the same place though:mad:

It's as if he is just gagging for his car to be keyed.

rawn

I started a similar thread a while back

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=86350345

This was my post from it

What is the best example of "karma" in action that you have seen? For me, it was a few months ago. I was at a festival, on the last day, and got talking to a friend of the friend of the people we were camping with. On the second day, she had lost her camera. It was a really good expensive Nikon camera as well and she was devastated. She checked Lost & Found and turns out somebody had just handed it in! She was delighted, this was a small festival, if she had lost it at Oxegen or something it would have been pocketed in a heartbeat. Anyways, she was absolutely delighted and kept saying how lovely it was that an honest person had found it, and as she was saying this, she found an iPhone 5 on the ground. And she pocketed it. Everyone kept saying to her that she should really hand it in, after being so happy that someone handed in her camera but she refused, and kept it.

That night, as she was sleeping, someone shat in her tent.

On her furry handbag.

That she went looking for in her dark tent looking for her torch.

Karma!