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Darwin Dating

  • 11-01-2014 5:59pm
    #1
    Chris The Hacker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 149 ✭✭


    Online dating for beautiful people only!

    http://www.darwindating.com/content?page=rules

    Do you suffer from any of the following on the list?

    In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:
    • Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
    • Sweat patches
    • Nerdy glasses
    • Pocket protectors
    • Weird pubic hair
    • Mullets
    • Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
    • Fat rolls
    • Acne
    • Out of proportion noses
    • Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
    • Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
    • Hair in the wrong places on women
    • Too much hair in the wrong places on men
    • Pasty skin
    • Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
    • Disproportionately Large ears
    • Lack of personal hygiene
    • Out of date fashions
    • Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
    • Large hips (men)
    • Small jaws (men)
    • Teeth that aren't straight
    • Teeth that aren't white
    • Uncared for fingernails
    • Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
    • Facial hair (women)
    • Long back hair (men)
    • Anyone with a middle part
    • Ear and/or nose hair
    • Crooked or webbed toes
    • Webbed fingers or toes
    • Bent essential anatomy (men)
    • Oversized essential anatomy (women)
    • Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
    • Mid-digital hair
    • Ski jump noses
    • Wobbly upper arms
    • Hairy feet
    • Large gaps between teeth
    • Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow


Comments

  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    In other words a clone.


  • #3
    Doylers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Doylers


    So when you apply they actually review you aswell to make sure your not ugly haha


  • #4
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Bent essential anatomy (men)
    Oversized essential anatomy (women)

    What does this mean? Maybe I'm just stupid but I can't figure this out....


  • #5
    shanered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    No Irish need apply!


  • #6
    shanered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    catallus wrote: »
    Bent essential anatomy (men)
    Oversized essential anatomy (women)

    What does this mean? Maybe I'm just stupid but I can't figure this out....

    IM guessing big boobies and the want a Willy that's big enough to have a bend in it!


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  • #7
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    catallus wrote: »
    Bent essential anatomy (men)
    Oversized essential anatomy (women)

    What does this mean? Maybe I'm just stupid but I can't figure this out....

    Bent willy and huge fanny.


  • #8
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    this is like that beautiful people only dating thing all over again.... which i got into....

    just like i'd be perfect for this....


  • #9
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Jasus I'm well fooked for that so I am.


  • #10
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    shanered wrote: »
    IM guessing big boobies and the want a Willy that's big enough to have a bend in it!

    Ya but isn't it supposed to be a list of what prospective partners are not supposed to have?
    artanevilla wrote: »
    Bent willy and huge fanny.

    Now i is real confused.


  • #11
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    Poor Darwin, so few understood you...


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  • #12
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    catallus wrote: »
    Ya but isn't it supposed to be a list of what prospective partners are not supposed to have?



    Now i is real confused.

    Its things you shouldn't have- such as a bent willy or huge fanny.

    But maybe you should stay away if you get confused so easily :pac:


  • #13
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    A woman being on this or that other ****ing travesty, Elite Singles, would turn me instantly off her.


  • #14
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Chris The Hacker wrote: »
    Small jaws (men)

    Could probably drop a few yokes to get around this.


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Damn it I was so close, if it wasn't for those fishnet stockings :(


  • #16
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I have 4 :D


  • #17
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    artanevilla wrote: »
    Bent willy and huge fanny.

    "The worst superhero duo of all time!"


  • #18
    Polka_Dot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 551 ✭✭✭Polka_Dot


    Charles Darwin's true legacy right there.


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