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Women pulls Gun from her lady place

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ulick mcgee 1


    Grenade launcher??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The last bloke she was with only ever dropped the hand.

    Reckon he dodged a bullet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Yeah sure everyone knows she's mad for glock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The boyfriend knew something smelt fishy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Did the gun have a muff-ler?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    That's 1 way to keep your piece lubed up ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Walking around with that up there she must have had nipples like bullets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    What if it went off unexpectedly?! :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Canard wrote: »
    What if it went off unexpectedly?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    The boyfriends fingers would be blown clean off...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,808 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Did she play yer 'wan in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake who whipped a gun out of there?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Canard wrote: »
    What if it went off unexpectedly?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Depending on the time of the month, it might jam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Sorry too burst some bubbles but did anyone actually read the article ,

    " probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun placed in her vagina, with which she began to have "inner course," [sic] according to the affidavit.

    While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, "Who is crazy, you or me?" before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend's head”

    Now she was either cleaning the gun or she was masturbating with the gun ,

    She certainly wasn't cleaning the chamber while it was inside her vagina


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How small was the gun or how big was her vagina??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    How small was the gun
    peepee gun maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Something smells fishy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Gatling wrote: »
    Sorry too burst some bubbles but did anyone actually read the article ,

    " probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun placed in her vagina, with which she began to have "inner course," [sic] according to the affidavit.

    While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, "Who is crazy, you or me?" before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend's head”

    Now she was either cleaning the gun or she was masturbating with the gun ,

    She certainly wasn't cleaning the chamber while it was inside her vagina

    Cleaning her chamber with a gun?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    brummytom wrote: »
    The last bloke she was with only ever dropped the hand.

    Reckon he dodged a bullet.

    He could have had his head blown off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Or his helmet


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A literal interpretation of the term 'packing heat'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Or his tongue


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    That's not a gun, it's a pisstol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    WikiHow wrote: »
    peepee gun maybe?
    Daqster wrote: »
    That's not a gun, it's a pisstol.

    Um...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Muise... wrote: »


    Yes, and is that not a "lady place"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Daqster wrote: »
    Yes, and is that not a "lady place"?

    No, it's a place on a lady. A blasting place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    What calibre of woman hides a gun there??


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