5 yrs old and no parental control?

AskMyChocolate · 01-01-2014 7:02pm #1

To start with Iwould like to wish all AHer's a happy new year.

But back to the essence of the thread. I was watching "For your eyes only" and something was wrong. I realised that it was the fact that I wasn't picking at a tin of Roses and getting slapped.

So I went down to the Market and bought a tin of Roses. I watched "Quantum of Solace" while eating the complete tin.

There was noboy there to stop me.

I was as sick as a 5 yr old on Hallowe'en.

So AHers, if you had a 5 yr old's mind and a 40 yr old's wallet what would you do?

Choco

Btw, I even eat all the coffee-creme fckuers that nobody likes

Professey Chin · 01-01-2014 7:03pm

Id definitely own a full Lego city.

Fcuk it I want a lego city anyway

Mr. Incognito · 01-01-2014 7:04pm

Make a hollywood "blockbuster"

Seems like they are all budgeted about 200 million and written by/ for 5 years olds

The Backwards Man · 01-01-2014 7:06pm

I'd dig a tunnel through the earth with my toy digger.

01-01-2014 7:06pm

Sounds like home alone 2

KKkitty · 01-01-2014 7:06pm

I'd have a big, massive dolls house and play for hours with it.

RobbingBandit · 01-01-2014 7:06pm

Mail order Russian wet nurse, 21 year old with big rack.

P_1 · 01-01-2014 7:06pm

In fairness given your username you should be concerned that you only managed the one tin :P

Just kidding btw, hope ye had a good crimbo

Stingerbar · 01-01-2014 7:07pm

Buying a box of After Eights and eating the entire thing myself from time to time

kneemos · 01-01-2014 7:07pm

How do they measure the time of birth for the first baby of the new year?Is it when the head comes out or the feet?

Mint Aero · 01-01-2014 7:07pm

I'd love to eat a tin of chocolate too but i'd get very fat.

gugleguy · 01-01-2014 7:07pm

Remember only play with 'LEGO' brand Lego. And this sharing. Remember it's "MINE". :P

Menas · 01-01-2014 7:20pm

I would have the whole house kitted out with a skealetric kit....upstairs and down.

gugleguy · 01-01-2014 7:27pm

And don't forget the Model Railway - MUST be 'Hornby' brand, don't forget to have Model Stations for each room.

AskMyChocolate · 01-01-2014 7:41pm

P_1 wrote: »

In fairness given your username you should be concerned that you only managed the one tin :P

Just kidding btw, hope ye had a good crimbo

Excellent Chrimbo mate. I cooked turkey & ham. Had my neighbour over. She arrived ****-faced and then proceeded to thank me profusely for providing such a lovely meal, while, all the time calling me by her ex-boyfriend's name!!

Hysterical!

I'll be dining out on it for weeks! :pac:

Wacker The Attacker · 01-01-2014 7:52pm

I'd buy a six foot block of ice.

I'd drill a hole in it in line with my mickey

I'd then thrust my fully erect penis repeatedly into said hole in order to determine the exact length of time it would take for me to lose my hard on.

I expect to win the nobel prize for medicine for my services to humanity.

I'd also buy a packet of ciggies to see if it is safe for a female to take a drag of a smoke with her arsehole during intercourse.

Nino Brown · 01-01-2014 7:53pm

I'd probably flush the wallet down the toilet, to see if it flushed.

Wacker The Attacker · 01-01-2014 7:56pm

Nino Brown wrote: »

I'd probably flush the wallet down the toilet, to see if it flushed.

Its better if you flush the jacks and start taking a piss at the same time.

You can have a race

Professey Chin · 01-01-2014 7:57pm

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd buy a six foot block of ice.

I'd drill a hole in it in line with my mickey

I'd then thrust my fully erect penis repeatedly into said hole in order to determine the exact length of time it would take for me to lose my hard on.

I expect to win the nobel prize for medicine for my services to humanity.

I'd also buy a packet of ciggies to see if it is safe for a female to take a drag of a smoke with her arsehole during intercourse.

Your 5 year old mind is terrifying.....