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The Lighter Side

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  • #2
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: "A man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: "That's also a man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst says: "You are obsessed with sex." The patient says: "What do you mean I am obsessed? You are the one with all the dirty pictures.''


  • #3
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    A psychiatrist to patient: "Don't worry. You're not deluded. You only think you are."


  • #4
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Did you hear the one about the statistician?






    Probably.


  • #5
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Pavlov walks into a bar. The barman rings the bell for last orders. Pavlov immediately demands food.


  • #6
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Q: How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis, sorry ladder... don't know why I keep making that slip ...


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  • #7
    Pokiedots
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭Pokiedots


    How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Just one, so long as the light bulb *wants* to change.


    A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed.
    As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happened to be passing by, rushed up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!


    If you arrive early for an appointment, you're anxious. If you arrive late for an appointment, you're anti-social. If you arrive exactly on time for an appointment, you're obsessive-compulsive.


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