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50+ Testicles in the way

  • 29-12-2013 11:18am
    #1
    SlowBlowin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭


    Hi there

    As I get older I am having an issue with squashing my balls together as I walk.

    I have always had larger than normal balls, and recently they always work themselves down between my legs as I am walking, and sooner or later I end up in pain and need to "re adjust".

    Anyone else have this issue, and can you recommend any unobtrusive undergarment to help control my wayward balls (jock strap etc).

    SB


Comments

  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Get married, your wife'll mind em for ya.


  • #3
    SlowBlowin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭SlowBlowin


    I am married, but she just thinks its funny..

    I quite genuinely would like a solution.

    SB


  • #4
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Mod

    Just a reminder for all to please keep this civil and helpful. As always, no specific medical advice to be sought or given.


  • #5
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Would snug boxers not have the support for them? At least stop them hanging


  • #6
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    I wonder if a Jock strap would help to keep 'em in place.


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  • #7
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    I think you nailed it in the OP, you need some kind of supportive underwear. Off the top of my head I'd say your best bet might be to have a friendly chat with a personal trainer who could advise you where to get some and information about sizing etc


  • #8
    SlowBlowin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭SlowBlowin


    I was thinking of a jock strap type, but I am worried about how it will look. Anyone else use one effectively ?

    At the moment I wear tighter boxer style pants but the boys always head south.

    SB


  • #9
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I assume you mean a jock strap without the protective cup which could work. Appearance wouldn't be noticeable outside clothes.
    Perhaps compression shorts too but they're more for sport then everyday


  • #10
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    In the nicest way possible - are you getting a little portly? When I was a teenager I was pretty big and had constant issue with my upper thighs rubbing together. Throw some balls in there and it often became uncomfortable. I know the boys tend to head south as we get older, but if you're getting a little rotund, that could also create a fight for space down there.


  • #11
    SlowBlowin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭SlowBlowin


    I have a small beer gut, but I am not too portly. My jeans are 36 inch waist and my thighs are smaller than then used to be in "pre-friction" times. I think the issue is the 2 inches of testicle altitude thats been lost.

    SB


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