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Do you condition your beard?

mitosis · 2013-12-28 19:08:49

When you shower, if you have one, do you put conditioner on your beard? I do. Or put crushed cheese and onion crisps in your egg sandwich? I don't, but know one who does.

28-12-2013 7:08pm

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mitosis

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When you shower, if you have one, do you put conditioner on your beard?

I do.

Or put crushed cheese and onion crisps in your egg sandwich?

I don't, but know one who does.

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#2 28-12-2013 7:10pm

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What unrelated questions O_o

Although I suppose the sandwich could get in the beard.

Anyway, yes and no

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#3 28-12-2013 7:11pm

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Directions unclear, beard stuck in crisp sandwich.

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#4 28-12-2013 7:13pm

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Just use some soap. Maybe try the hats & facial hair forum?
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1103

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#5 28-12-2013 7:13pm

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I rarely eat sandwiches in the shower

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#6 28-12-2013 7:15pm

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I use wash&go

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#7 28-12-2013 7:15pm

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Yes and yes, but I'd also put strawberry jam in the sandwich

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#8 28-12-2013 7:16pm

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Crushed cheese is a new one on me

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#9 28-12-2013 7:17pm

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I got some beard tonic for Christmas. Smells very manly.

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#10 28-12-2013 7:17pm

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OP, do you pronounce it as 'sandwich', 'sangwich', 'samwich' or other?

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#11 28-12-2013 7:17pm

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Lenor.

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#12 28-12-2013 7:21pm

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Yes I condition my beard :-(

I would love a crisp and beetroot sandwich

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#13 28-12-2013 7:22pm

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i Put cock inmy pijams

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#14 28-12-2013 7:22pm

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oldyouth wrote: »

Crushed cheese is a new one on me

Think he meant crushed crisps. Cheese & onion flavour.

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#15 28-12-2013 7:24pm

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HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Think he meant crushed crisps. Cheese & onion flavour.

It's certainly what was posted

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#16 28-12-2013 7:24pm

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Tried for a week, but my beard is so wiry that it made no difference. I use anti dandruff shampoo for it though

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#17 28-12-2013 7:25pm

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Zascar wrote: »

I got some beard tonic for Christmas. Smells very manly.

Tell me more - don't leave me hanging

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#18 28-12-2013 7:26pm

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I suppose what I was aiming - too subtly, it would appear - at in my OP was, do you do anything trivial that might be out of the ordinary?

Example: I would also slice granny smith apples into a cheddar sandwich

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#19 28-12-2013 7:27pm

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Unfortunately, the beard went last week due to reaching the vagrant stage prior to the arrival of the new trimmer.

As for sambo's, I had a Bombay Pantry chicken curry & stuffing combo for dinner.

Culinary jazz at its best.

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#20 28-12-2013 7:30pm

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Pantene Classic. As for sandwich; find honey + beard makes for some sticky stroking... :eek:

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#21 28-12-2013 8:33pm

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Yes i condition my beard then put in beard oil and moustache wax

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#22 28-12-2013 8:34pm

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No I shave myself as I am not a student nor am I homeless.

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#23 28-12-2013 9:26pm

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Can I just say, I love beards. Well done lads. Keep the food out if it though:-)

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#24 29-12-2013 1:51pm

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mitosis wrote: »

It's certainly what was posted

Head cold + whiskey + Nurofen = stupid post

Apologies

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#25 29-12-2013 1:55pm

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When I wash my hair, I put a bit of shampoo into the beard as well.

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#26 29-12-2013 3:24pm

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You shouldn't use conditioner made for head hair on your beard. If you insist on conditioning it, get some made for beards. Regular beard oil is much better, though.

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#27 29-12-2013 3:49pm

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Bipolar Joe wrote: »

You shouldn't use conditioner made for head hair on your beard. If you insist on conditioning it, get some made for beards. Regular beard oil is much better, though.

what beard oil do you use? i get mine from the bearded bastard. 20 dollars for a bottle, its pretty expensive. but these are the things you have to do if you want a great beard

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#28 29-12-2013 3:51pm

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mitosis wrote: »

When you shower, if you have one, do you put conditioner on your beard?

I do.

Or put crushed cheese and onion crisps in your egg sandwich?

I don't, but know one who does.

I put crushed crisps in my beard and conditioner in my sandwich.

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#29 29-12-2013 4:19pm

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Real Life wrote: »

what beard oil do you use? i get mine from the bearded bastard. 20 dollars for a bottle, its pretty expensive. but these are the things you have to do if you want a great beard

"Raven" by Wild Man. Smells like a pine forest!

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