A question for bald men

kjl

If you could choose between being bald, or losing 2 inches from your lad, which would you choose?

wazky

If only I had 2 inches to lose!

Vicar in a tutu

Just put the 2 inches on your head

Carawaystick

kjl wrote: »

If you could choose between being bald, or losing 2 inches from your lad, which would you choose?

From the circumference or the diameter?

manonboard

I doubt any guy would choose a smaller willy.

I'm balding, but I shave it off and I love it that way.

Would I choose hair if I could? Yes.
Is it in any way bothering me? Nope. I wash head to toe using a bar of soap and chicks always seem to touch my head to either feel the fresh stubble or the smooth baldy feel.

It's ALOT less time consuming and if you grow a short tidy bear + moustache combo, It takes very little effort for a good look.

Agonist

kjl wrote: »

If you could choose between being bald, or losing 2 inches from your lad, which would you choose?

Well, I'm a woman and I'd recommend losing the inches. You could have the sex appeal of our well groomed taoiseach and you'd be guaranteed to be less of a disappointment in the end.

Anyway, like fat woman, small men put in a lot more effort in the sack so it's win win.

biko

Shouldn't you be asking men that are not bald already?*




*maybe it's a trick question.

kjl

biko wrote: »

Shouldn't you be asking men that are not bald already?*




*maybe it's a trick question.

No trick, you lose the inches, you get your hair back and will never lose it again

PizzamanIRL

I don't want a 1 inch willy! So I'd keep the baldness.

Mint Aero

Bald men have more testosterone, bald men are better in bed. Red heads are sex gods. Balding gingers.....

LETHAL LADY

Slapheadedness runs in my family and my extended family. Lots of children born to them too, make of that what you will.

mosstin

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Slapheadedness runs in my family and my extended family. Lots of children born to them too, make of that what you will.

You're all Mormons?

The Backwards Man

I love being bald.

Daqster

kjl wrote: »

If you could choose between being bald, or losing 2 inches from your lad, which would you choose?

Would hate to be bald and my son is tall enough, so I'll go with my lad losing two inches.


I don't have a son. I totally lied for comedic effect. Will santa still come to me?

robertxxx

I could afford to lob two inches off my 10 inch lump of beef!

dmc17

Sure, if you go for the bald look your lad will look 2 inches longer anyway so its win win

Gentleman Octopus

Agonist wrote: »

Well, I'm a woman and I'd recommend losing the inches. You could have the sex appeal of our well groomed taoiseach and you'd be guaranteed to be less of a disappointment in the end.

Anyway, like fat woman, small men put in a lot more effort in the sack so it's win win.

While the sexiness of the taoiseach can't be denied, is baldness really that unattractive? Way to dent my confidence random internet person

Ah no I wouldn't take the hair back over the inches. As much as I prefer how I looked with hair, technically life is easier being bald; no barber, less time spent washing/grooming and so on. Also the girlfriend doesn't to mind and if she's happy then I'm happy.

Agonist

Gentleman Octopus wrote: »

While the sexiness of the taoiseach can't be denied, is baldness really that unattractive? Way to dent my confidence random internet person

No, baldness is grand. I'd be sorry for a guy going thin in his college years. They're usually really into clothes and hair and he might feel different and excluded.
After say 25 it's all good. As well as looking tidy a shaved head looks clean. And I am one of the many women who go wild for the feel of stubble under my hand. Also, there are actually no nice haircuts for the older man. They're either twee or give a mammy's boy impression or worst, are extra luxuriant with an eighties vibe.
My advice,
Bald: shave it off
Not bald: shave it short

uch

You don't lose Mickey, you do with Hair, unfortunately, deal with it!

batman88

I'm going bald at 25 and currently saving for the Wayne Rooney when it gets much worse.

ardle1

How could you even compare those two?? oh btw baldy any day......................
Happy Christmas to All....

I'd be fine with losing 2 inches off my foreskin.

Galwayguy35

Nah, as a fella who is going light on top I'd prefer to keep the ould middle leg the length it is.

ardinn

Can i go bald and gain 2???

Spoonman75

I'd lose 2 inches no problem. I get more use out of my appendix these days.:o

camel jockey

Mint Aero wrote: »

Bald men have more testosterone, bald men are better in bed. Red heads are sex gods. Balding gingers.....

They are also ginger louses, so it balances out, I suppose. They also have to cry themselves to sleep.

Red headed ladies are another story completely however.

mad muffin

Luckily I don't have to choose he says...

As he pats his 14 inch trouser snake with one hand whilst brushing his long flowing locks with the other. :P:pac:

El Horseboxo

I've a solid head of hair but keep it cut close to the scalp. Great for ease of maintenance. But if I want it longer I still have that choice. Don't think I'd like it if I didn't.

UCDVet

I feel like baldness has been cured. It's not even very expensive as far as medical procedures go.....you can go from being bald to having a full head of your own actual hair that grows exactly like would have.

roosterman71

Mint Aero wrote: »

Bald men have more testosterone, bald men are better in bed. Red heads are sex gods. Balding gingers.....

100% agree

PS. I'm not giving up 2 inches for a bit of hair

laugh

Even with a gigantic phallus I don''t think any man could realistically live with looking down at it 2 inches, 50mm, |<

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>| <- that much shorter. It's the good bit too

GreeBo

Same as above, been bald since college, sure I'd like to have a choice about it, but that's life. Saved thousands on haircuts over the years and ease of maintenance is a winner for me.

I also have a tremendous penis.

SharpshooterTom

Out of all the issues regarding penis size, going bald, height, I think the most important one is definitely height, having a small dick and being bald still isn't so bad if you're 6ft+.

We've all seen the polls, I'm 5'7.5-5'8 and I know I'm in the danger region with regards to being short/too short. With regards to penis size and hair, I'm doing ok in those regions, more than ok perhaps, but I would happily trade a couple of inches off my cock for a couple more inches in height, just to be absolutely safe.

Strange conversation to be having on christmas morning. :pac:

TheMilkyPirate

I can pay a few thousand and get my hair growing on my head again if I want, I can't on the other hand pay a couple of thousand and get a few inches added onto my cock.

Spoonman75

UCDVet wrote: »

I feel like baldness has been cured. It's not even very expensive as far as medical procedures go.....you can go from being bald to having a full head of your own actual hair that grows exactly like would have.

That's not quiet true, unfortunately. I went to the Ailesbury clinic for a consultation and the woman took one look at me and said "Sorry, you'll be wasting your money." The hair on the sides of my head are too fine to replace what's missing on my crown. Not everyone is suitable for hair follicle replacement.:(

SharpshooterTom

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Completely disagree, I'm shorter than you but I'd much rather my inches remain on the John Thomas.

Well statistically being short inhibits your choice with women, greatly if you fall much under 5'8. Penis size less so given that most women prefer average anyway.

Doctor Jimbob wrote:

If you took a couple of inches off your cock and added it to your height, would that make you a dick head?

Sounds like you've got your christmas cracker jokes prepared well.

Galwayguy35

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

Out of all the issues regarding penis size, going bald, height, I think the most important one is definitely height, having a small dick and being bald still isn't so bad if you're 6ft+.

We've all seen the polls, I'm 5'7.5-5'8 and I know I'm in the danger region with regards to being short/too short. With regards to penis size and hair, I'm doing ok in those regions, more than ok perhaps, but I would happily trade a couple of inches off my cock for a couple more inches in height, just to be absolutely safe.

Strange conversation to be having on christmas morning. :pac:

Wouldn't agree, I'm 5'7" tall but prefer being this height than being 6ft and with a needle dick.

There was a programme on the tele a while ago about men who had practically nothing down there and it made their lives a misery.

SharpshooterTom

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

There was a programme on the tele a while ago about men who had practically nothing down there and it made their lives a misery.

Yeah but thats the thing they were psychologically hurting themselves unnecessarily but I'm pretty sure from reading most dating sites/forums, most women aren't so fussed about penis size as the guys are, but are much more serious about height. 5'8 was the most common height in a poll stated one of those sites for the minimum height their bloke must be. As somebody who specifically lies around 5'7.5-5'7.75 I wouldn't mind being a couple of inches taller just to be on the safe side, and I would have that at the expense of a lot of other things tbh.

You hear a lot of women on those dating sites dreaming of men above 6ft, they don't always dream of a man above 8 inches.

SharpshooterTom

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

That wasn't intended as a dig. Lighten up :pac:

It wasn't taken as a dig, I was trying to come up with something witty to reply with, didn't come off too well. :pac:

Corvo

Can I trade my two balls in instead?

Blitzen15

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

And most guys when asked would tell you they dream of a petite blonde with a very specific figure, but that generally completely changes when you're in the real world meeting people.

Yea because they usually settle for what they can get.

Blitzen15

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

That's a very cynical way of looking at things.

It's a realistic way of looking at things.

Blitzen15

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

No, actually, it isn't. It's how some people look at things. You're applying your own thought process to humanity as a whole. The very fact I'm di2sagreeing with you should make it fairly obvious that it's a nonsensical way to view the world.

No thats denial. You are in cognitive dissonance.

UCDVet

Spoonman75 wrote: »

That's not quiet true, unfortunately. I went to the Ailesbury clinic for a consultation and the woman took one look at me and said "Sorry, you'll be wasting your money." The hair on the sides of my head are too fine to replace what's missing on my crown. Not everyone is suitable for hair follicle replacement.:(

My apologies - I had no idea. Crap, now I've got one more thing to worry about.

Blitzen15

UCDVet wrote: »

My apologies - I had no idea. Crap, now I've got one more thing to worry about.

Massage the muscles around the side of your ahead and loosen the top of your scalp. 10 minutes a day and you will probably see results in 3-5 months. You will stop balding and regrow hair.

MRnotlob606

TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT FROM MY SAUSAGE MARTY

5live

Juysus.

Dont think of it as going bald.

Think of it as growing a forehead.

hatchets mcgovern

Mint Aero wrote: »

Bald men have more testosterone, bald men are better in bed. Red heads are sex gods. Balding gingers.....

Too bad you are too ugly to try out those skills..

Cee-Jay-Cee

OP why did you ask the question of bald men and not those with small penii?