The Ulster fry

Jimmy Garlic

One of the best videos on Youtube hands down.

Is your mouth watering?

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Good lord I have no idea how people face that first thing

SV

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

One of the best videos on Youtube hands down.

Is your mouth watering?

That heavy breathing..disgusting. Managed 10 seconds

Annasopra

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

One of the best videos on Youtube hands down.

You must have only seen 2 or 3 videos on youtube.

Duckworth_Luas

If it's a fry why do the sausages look boiled?

Was he also chewing on the mic while filming this?

Cienciano

Sausages aren't cooked right at all. And ketchup mixed in with egg yolk? Bleah

Elessar

Did I just watch a man eat a plate of sh*te?

Markcheese

Beans ?? On a traditional fry ...???
I know the tomatoes more a garnish than anything else ...

For Forks Sake

The Ulster fry is scutter. However the Ulstermans appetite for grease is insatiable. Richest people in NI are the lads operating chip vans on the side of roads or shopping centre carparks at 8 a.m

Sir Osis of Liver.

Fcuk that ,gimmie the full Irish any day.

Cienciano

For Forks Sake wrote: »

The Ulster fry is scutter.

I disagree. It's a fry with a soda farl. A soda farl improves everything

Kintarō Hattori

It always has to be a full Irish ....... the Ulster has no pudding!

wilkie2006

SV wrote: »

That heavy breathing..disgusting. Managed 10 seconds

Heavy breathing = eating one of those manky yokes every day.

getzls

Markcheese wrote: »

Beans ?? On a traditional fry ...???
I know the tomatoes more a garnish than anything else ...

Beans? Not an Ulster Fry if it has beans,

Was there any mushrooms?

A fry is not a fry without mushies.

Karl Stein

Cienciano wrote: »

I disagree. It's a fry with a soda farl. A soda farl improves everything

Yep, and potato bread. If there's no potato bread it doesn't qualify as an Ulster fry.

camel jockey

I was wondering how many posts if would take to start arguing over the authenticity of the ingredients e.g. beans.

Madam

No beans or tomatoes in an Ulster fry - those are an English invention;)

spank_inferno

I think they can all agree the Ulster flag should be a plate of fried offal on a white background.

Mint Aero

Lads, toasted rye bread drissled with a teaspoon of olive oil. You're welcome.

tayto lover

I'm going to cook a fry now after watching that. Starving.

awec

Is that french bread toasted on the right hand side? It has no place on that plate! Where is the potato bread?

No drink either? Can't be eating a fry without either a pot of tea or a pint of milk. Especially when there are soda farls involved.

Karl Stein

I don't think people should get too hung up on the 'beans-and-mushrooms' question as they're more like optional condiments rather then staple constituents when it comes to the Ulster fry.

Karl Stein

Mint Aero wrote: »

Lads, toasted rye bread drissled with a teaspoon of olive oil. You're welcome.

Get out of here you breakfast hipster.

awec

Carlos Roca wrote: »

I don't think people should get too hung up on the 'beans-and-mushrooms' question as they're more like optional condiments rather then staple constituents when it comes to the Ulster fry.

Indeed, I hate mushrooms but the beans are required for me to add a bit of moisture.

Each fork-full should be dipped into the egg, then have some beans added and then dipped in HP sauce.

Rabelais

Fupping beans. Little evil pellets of hate in a pool of radioactive orange gloop.

Karl Stein

awec wrote: »

Indeed, I hate mushrooms but the beans are required for me to add a bit of moisture.

Don't like mushrooms either (it's a texture thing, yuck). I'll have some beans if they're available because it's nice to mop up the bean juice with a bit of soda bread.

Yum.

Foxhound38

Rank - where's the pudding?

awec

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Rank - where's the pudding?

Ulster says no to pudding.

Karl Stein

awec wrote: »

Ulster says no to pudding.

Lol

cantdecide

New year's resolution: knock AH in the head

Daqster

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Rank - where's the pudding?

Pudding?!? Ulster says NO!


Edit: Damn you awec, you wee shite you.

Highflyer13

He must be having one of those every morning. He sounds close to a heart attack judging by his breathing.

signostic

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

One of the best videos on Youtube hands down.

Is your mouth watering?

I will never want to go to Ulster ever...

tayto lover

Tomatoes really enhance a fry-up.

Mint Aero

Carlos Roca wrote: »

Get out of here you breakfast hipster.

Nooooooo, NOOOOOOOOO Listen to me....are you listening? It's soooooo gooooood and it tastes sooooooo rustic. I'm here to help you's people stuck in the 70's with greasy fry ups

Cliky

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

One of the best videos on Youtube hands down.

Is your mouth watering?

You're odd if you enjoy this vid. Likely you enjoy receiving heavy breathing calls from perverts

Sunnyisland

My breakfast joke...
A guy walks into a doctor’s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, ‘Doc, what’s wrong with me?’ The doctor replies,





‘You’re not eating properly.’

le la rat

No way should a rasher be left untouched for 55 seconds

Karl Stein

Mint Aero wrote: »

I'm here to help you's people stuck in the 70's with greasy fry ups

Fry-ups are going nowhere - they were around long before the 70's and they'll be around long after you and I.

awec

tayto lover wrote: »

Tomatoes really enhance a fry-up.

Nah, I don't eat the tomato at all.

I reckon it was added to make people feel better about themselves. The token fruit.