Minging takeaways.

Jimmy Garlic

What is your worst experience? Mine was finding what looked like a long pube baked into the bottom of a pepperoni pizza. I have also been given undercooked battered sausages a few times, absolutely vile.

SureYWouldntYa

Dominos

Jawgap

We put sawdust in the batter one evening.......

.......oh, you mean minging takeaways you've bought from?

cantdecide

For a second I thought you were plugging a new Chinese restaurant.

At one stage I remember not being able to decide if my pork was actually pork, chicken or .... misc.

username123

Mold on the southern fried chicken.

Jen Pigs Fly

Chicken so rubbery I'm gagging even thinking about it now.

The bad thing is, we sent it back ... 30 mins later new take away came and the chicken was the exact same.

So being very drunk and had waited over an hour for food I cut my losses and just threw out the chicken, and mixed the sauce in with boiled rice ... Can't say it was good, but anything is satisfactory when you're drunk at 4am

electrobanana

I had a kabab sober the other night for the first time :eek:

Sky King

My local (Assfingers Take Away) has a bad rep.

I got what very closely resembled a pube in my fried rice. Stopped eating there a few months later.,

spurious

I always wondered how pubes get in food. Is it a rummage in the jocks before service, or a general waving of the bits above the dishes?

Aestivalis

Found a pube-like hair half stuck into me battered sausage. It was probably only an eyebrow, nose hair, or from beard/head but whatever.

Picked it out and ate the sausage anyway because I'm a hungry bástard.

Satriale

Pubic hair in an Indian. baaawk.

Littlelulu13

A chicken burger that was so rotten (literally) that the chicken was dried out and a bluey/purple colour.

B.A._Baracus

Only 2 things come to mind:


- Finding an extremly long hair in my trio once. My own fault for ordering as this Chinese Takeaway had a very bad rep for being dirty.

& cant help but mention ...

- I worked in a Mcdonalds Drive thru just over ten years ago and got some chicken nuggets for my break one day. Inside one was a wish bone. I just took a bite and was like "what the bloody hell?!" - the lads who I worked with were jokingly saying "you should sue mcdonalds!" :pac: But you can't help but wonder what if some kid was giving it.

Mammanabammana

Sky King wrote: »

I got what very closely resembled a pube in my fried rice. Stopped eating there a few months later.,

Yeah I can see how eating food with pubes in it would get pretty gross after doing it for a few months. I'd probably have never eaten there again after the first time but to each their own.

Jimmy Garlic

I have a theory that pubes are deliberately sprinkled onto food in a lot of cases. It is what you can't see that is more worrying.