Dream Jobs that only exist in your dreams and the dreams of like minded others

urabell

I want to be a doctor, I have the brains, the work ethic and the striking good looks required, but I don't want to spend 80 hours of my week lancing boils off oul lad's arses.

So in reality I want to be a doctor but only for glamorous men and women ages 18-40. I want to deal with sport injuries and injuries accrued from trying to keep up with the latest fashion.

Life is unfair

My name is URL

I still haven't come to terms with the fact that I'll never be a fire engine

Wacker The Attacker

Spy.

I've finally found the perfect job for my whiskey dick

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/12/13/james-bond-would-be-impotent-alcoholic-medical-journal-claims/

DrumSteve

I want to be a T Rex

Wacker The Attacker

Kelly Brooke's fannypad

Fox_In_Socks

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Kelly Brooke's fannypad

What happens when she hits the menopause? Redundancy.

I'd like to be a tectonic plate. Or a saucer.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

something to do with japanese womens underwear

i wouldn't be too fussy

The Diabolical Monocle

Shadowy figure on the edges of politics/industry/govt intelligence/drugs.

Id be the man behind the curtain, manipulating the powerful as though they were mere pawns.

As it stands I cannot at this time afford a curtain, but I do have an incomplete old chess board. Its a beginning.

The Diabolical Monocle

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

something to do with japanese womens underwear

i wouldn't be too fussy

Any experience in retail ??


Rule 34.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqol5Qvq_E

bnt

urabell wrote: »

I want to be a doctor, I have the brains, the work ethic and the striking good looks required, but I don't want to spend 80 hours of my week lancing boils off oul lad's arses.

Then you don't really want to be a doctor with all that implies: you want the benefits of the job without the responsibilities.

When I was younger I wanted to be a rock star. I was in a band (bass & vocals), but I had to work for a living, and that took all my energy and didn't leave me much money for equipment or a car to carry it. Looking back, I thank my lucky stars I escaped, since while the life of a rock star might be great on stage, it's the spaces in-between the gigs that make it a crappy job. Look at how many of them joined the 27 Club, for example, mostly due to substance abuse.

These days, I think I'd like to be a security guard working night shift in an office building. Lots of peace and quiet, time for all the books I want to read.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Grass scissor cutter. The hours are bad, the pay is terrible and you and your whole family will be murdered if you take a sick day but I just love a perfectly cut patch of grass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZAp7gWWANI

Call Me Jimmy

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

I'd like to be a tectonic plate. Or a saucer.

Helluva shout!

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