How do you try to raise your profile ?

MRnotlob606

when meeting new people or trying to impress employers/women how do you make it look like your a sophisticated person ? do you talk about achievements or do you dress in a rousing fashion ?

Teyla Emmagan

Am self confident enough that I don't make myself out to be anything other than I already am. Which is only fantastic.

Captain Farrell

Just be myself. Acts don't impress anyone who is worth impressing.

kneemos

Slam my BMW car keys on the counter.

DeadHand

Such gimicry is beneath one such as I.

I am a man of obvious refinement.

Mint Aero

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

how do you make it look like your a sophisticated person ?

Try not to pick my nose and or fart.

The_B_Man

I dont talk to people so I have no need to raise my profile!!

Professey Chin

Touch my legs behind my head

jimmycrackcorm

I bare my buttocks like a baboon

Dravokivich

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

how do you make it look like your a sophisticated person ?

It's never something I think about. I talk casually with people. If I want to "raise my profile," I prefer to make people included in what I'm discussing. Although, a few people I know would suggest I don't do that too often, I can be quite a dismissive git appearently :P

kneemos

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

Touch my legs behind my head

Ugh scrote.

Birneybau

kneemos wrote: »

Slam my BMW car keys on the counter.

I thanked that as I hope you are joking. If not...

keithsfleet

Route through the wad of 500's looking for my politzer prize and accidently Flash the pictures of me taking on 5 Eskimos attempting to club a seal.

If that fails I'll usually end up in Coppers...

Birneybau

keithsfleet wrote: »

Route through the wad of 500's looking for my politzer prize and accidently Flash the pictures of me taking on 5 Eskimos attempting to club a seal.

If that fails I'll usually end up in Coppers...

Everyone knows the politzer is the poor mans Pulitzer.

kneemos

Birneybau wrote: »

I thanked that as I hope you are joking. If not...

I'm pointing at you baby.

Rabelais

Dressing well, and in a manner becoming of the social context in which you find yourself, will always create a good impression.

Unfortunately it is something that many Irish men really struggle with, many of whom look like they've dressed in the dark with clothes rooted out of a skip behind a charity shop.

A pair of cheap boot cut jeans, dirty runners and a Metallica tshirt might do the trick if you work in Gamestop, but it doesn't take much effort to dress well.

ahnowbrowncow

Rabelais wrote: »

Dressing well, and in a manner becoming of the social context in which you find yourself, will always create a good impression.

Unfortunately it is something that many Irish men really struggle with, many of whom look like they've dressed in the dark with clothes rooted out of a skip behind a charity shop.

A pair of cheap boot cut jeans, dirty runners and a Metallica tshirt might do the trick if you work in Gamestop, but it doesn't take much effort to dress well.

Lazy generalization. I'd say it's more a reflection of you if they're the only men you know.

Legs.Eleven

Stuff my bra with bog roll.

OldNotWIse

I dont like people so I dont bother my hole trying to impress. Having said that, I manage to be immensely popular anyway. It's weird :P










...then remembers the daily routine of getting out of bed early to shower, do makeup. hair etc and the general not wearing of trousers or flat shoes Monday to Friday :P

MRnotlob606

I stuff my skundies with rocks

caustic 1

Have a notion that as you get older you couldn't give a flying fluck what anyone thinks... maybe that's just me.

cantdecide

kneemos wrote: »

Slam my BMW car keys on the counter.

Porsche:cool:











One day I hope to get the car to go with the keys:o

Czarcasm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I dont like people so I dont bother my hole trying to impress. Having said that, I manage to be immensely popular anyway. It's weird :P

We could be twins, but I don't like you either! :eek:



"Feelings mutual" says you! :pac:

cantdecide

Honestly, I won't do the little dance even if it means I somehow gain from it. I'm the same cantdecide for all seasons. I'd rather be dismissed for the right reasons than accepted for the wrong ones.

old hippy

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

when meeting new people or trying to impress employers/women how do you make it look like your a sophisticated person ? do you talk about achievements or do you dress in a rousing fashion ?

Do you look upon women as some kind of opportunity?

Seriously; be yourself - shallowness doesn't impress.

cantdecide

old hippy wrote: »

Seriously; be yourself - shallowness doesn't impress.

Unfortunately, it very very often does

old hippy

cantdecide wrote: »

Unfortunately, it very very often does

Ach, only with other shallow people. I wouldn't want anything to with them, in any case

fortwilliam

*Lord Flasheart opens the door..

Lord Flasheart: Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why.

Lieutenant George: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?

Lord Flasheart: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!

Lord Flasheart: Woof Woof!

MonstaMash

stefan idiot jones

I just talk about myself in my beautiful Welsh accent and they're putty in my hands.

When do I start?

truebluesac

kneemos wrote: »

Slam my BMW car keys on the counter.

But you drive a ford focus ;-)

camel jockey

I fart loudly, creates a great first impression. Not entirely sure why I'm single, but have always assumed it was for other reasons.

caustic 1

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I just talk about myself in my beautiful Welsh accent and they're putty in my hands.

When do I start?

Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnn.....Next you'll be saying you can sing.:rolleyes:

Gannicus

camel jockey wrote: »

I fart loudly, creates a great first impression. Not entirely sure why I'm single, but have always assumed it was for other reasons.

You a guy or a girl? Because women who are in control of their gatrointestinal expulsions are the ultimate aphrodesiac

camel jockey

Big Steve wrote: »

You a guy or a girl? Because women who are in control of their gatrointestinal expulsions are the ultimate aphrodesiac

Male. :eek:

Daqster

I keep many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

stefan idiot jones

caustic 1 wrote: »

Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnn.....Next you'll be saying you can sing.:rolleyes:

We sing when we speak, don't you know.

kowloon

I show off my large collection of Magic: The Gathering cards. Nothing gets the bitches wetter.

vitani

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I just talk about myself in my beautiful Welsh accent and they're putty in my hands.

Well, hello there...

Spring Onion

I go against consensus. I openly disagree with people (after researching my argument). Boards give me good practice.

Spring Onion

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

Lazy generalization. I'd say it's more a reflection of you if they're the only men you know.

No he is dead right!

seenitall

"Raise my profile", really??

What are we, on The Apprentice or something? :pac:

Real Life

I let my beard do the talking

old hippy

Real Life wrote: »

I let my beard do the talking

Is she a good conversationalist?

Frosty McSnowballs

I'm a pretty big wheel down at the Internet factory and I have tremendous taste in pants.

Hammar

I tell them my username on boards....

MRnotlob606

Daqster wrote: »

I keep many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

oh the women must be weak at their knees.;)

caustic 1

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

oh the women must be weak at their knees.;)

Wee toe kinda twitched, just a bit.