Just split up with my gf of 6 years

jimpump

its depressing but it had to be done. women are bleedin nutz

Daqster

She was a little young in fairness man.

jimpump

Daqster wrote: »

She was a little young in fairness man.

how so?

Daqster

jimpump wrote: »

how so?

Just kidding with ya, a play on words.

Sorry about the breakup man though, tough time of the year for it for sure.

Hopefully you'll pull a Christmas cracker or three.

Spook_ie

Did you buy her the pressie yet, if not close escape

theblaqueguy

Don't worry about it

Theres plenty more fish in the sea!

jimpump

Spook_ie wrote: »

Did you buy her the pressie yet, if not close escape

THE BITCH OWES ME 400 EURO THOUGH

iguy

jimpump wrote: »

THE BITCH OWES ME 400 EURO THOUGH

make sure you get your refund!!!:-)

ahnowbrowncow

jimpump wrote: »

THE BITCH OWES ME 400 EURO THOUGH

Why or how did it end?

If it ended on bad terms I'd SCC that "bitch"

Daqster

Now I really wish she was six, so she could reply:

Well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

Or at least, that's what I remember girls saying in retort to such things, as I was busy playing with my Fanta YoYo* in the playground back in the day.

*not a euphemism.

jimpump

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

Why or how did it end?

If it ended on bad terms I'd SCC that "bitch"

she thinks I was cheating with a brazzer but I wasnt

wonderboysam

Had my heart broken this week when I told one of my best friends for the past 8 years that I had feelings for her over lunch #yolo #betteroffgettingthemdrunkandlobbingthegob

jimpump

Daqster wrote: »

Now I really wish she was six, so she could reply:



Or at least, that's what I remember girls saying in retort, as I was busy playing with my YoYo* in the playground back in the day.

*not a euphemism.

youre so funny.....lee evans eat your heart out

AngryHippie

Thread title

can be mis-read. Sorry to hear it. If she is a total headcase, you're probably better off.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Are ye one of those couples who will be back together in no time at all?

Ihatecuddles

6 years is a long time, sorry to hear it.

theblaqueguy

jimpump wrote: »

she thinks I was cheating with a brazzer but I wasnt

That what happens when you get caught looking up escorts-ireland.com

jimpump

AngryHippie wrote: »

Thread title

can be mis-read. Sorry to hear it. If she is a total headcase, you're probably better off.

youre right. ill still miss the crazy bitch tho

jimpump

theblaqueguy wrote: »

That what happens when you get caught looking up escorts.ie

you can look but you cant touch....and I defo didn't touch

dobman88

jimpump wrote: »

youre right. ill still miss the crazy bitch tho

Yeah but you hate culchies so you're better off :pac:

jimpump

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Are ye one of those couples who will be back together in no time at all?

hell ****in no. its as over as bosco

jimpump

dobman88 wrote: »

Yeah but you hate culchies so you're better off :pac:

culchie bishes give good head though

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Sucks kid. Horrible time of the year to have your heart broken.

jimpump

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Sucks kid. Horrible time of the year to have your heart broken.

my heart aint broken, that's what drink and weed are for. **** the redneck slag

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

You really sound like a charming individual.

jimpump

LexieOnRale wrote: »

You really sound like a charming individual.

hey, whatever fits......

fatknacker

She's a bitch and a redneck slag because she thought you were cheating on her? Ok.
Sounds like she dodged a bullet.

jimpump

fatknacker wrote: »

She's a bitch and a redneck slag because she thought you were cheating on her? Ok.
Sounds like she dodged a bullet.

what age are you pal?

jimpump

fatknacker wrote: »

She's a bitch and a redneck slag because she thought you were cheating on her? Ok.
Sounds like she dodged a bullet.

btw she smashed my xbox, ripped up my passport, cracked my 42 inch tele and broke my picture with me and leo messi.

white knights piss me effin off

jimpump

oh, and I never cheated on her once you muppet

Any break up hurts and I'm sorry that you've broken up with someone dear to you.

Its a part of life my friend.....one of the many challenging questions life asks of us. I don't have all the answers but I can tell you this... You wont find your answer by crawling inside a whiskey bottle.

Keep the chin up. Things happen for a reason.

jimpump

TheTorment wrote: »

Any break up hurts and I'm sorry that you've broken up with someone dear to you.

Its a part of life my friend.....one of the many challenging questions life asks of us. I don't have all the answers but I can tell you this... You wont find your answer by crawling inside a whiskey bottle.

Keep the chin up. Things happen for a reason.

thanks bud,

I know whisky aint the solution but damn, it makes me forget about the dirt bag

stefan idiot jones

jimpump wrote: »

btw she smashed my xbox, ripped up my passport, cracked my 42 inch tele and broke my picture with me and leo messi.

white knights piss me effin off

Are you mentally retarded, drunk, wasted or a mixture of the three?
You have been posting such insulting drivel for the last couple of hours that I think you are a tad unhinged.

Go to bed, please.

I may have felt sorry for you until I read your post about raping your neighbour.

Stay out of this forum, your scumbag type posts aren't welcome.