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Are you a fruit fondler?

  • 13-12-2013 11:00pm
    #1
    ahtfulal84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 ✭


    I don't like hard pears so like to give them a bit of an old feel before I decide if they meet my standards.

    Do you mess around with your fruit before buying or how do you go at it?


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  • #2
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    ahtfulal84 wrote: »
    I don't like hard pears so like to give them a bit of an old feel before I decide if they meet my standards.

    Do you mess around with your fruit before buying or how do you go at it?

    Why do you always have creepy thread titles?


  • #3
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I suck grapes and put them back.

    I also pick my nose and rub my fingers on the take away coffe cup lids.


  • #4
    ahtfulal84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 ✭ahtfulal84


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Why do you always have creepy thread titles?

    I think they are sexy


  • #5
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Yes I am, but I draw the line with cucumbers that just looks weird.


  • #6
    Dan Chipowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Dan Chipowski


    I find a good way to measure a banana for size is to hold it tight against my crotch.


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  • #7
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Within Raisin, yes.


  • #8
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    ugh
    who likes soft pears, horrible messy fruit abortions


  • #9
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    ahtfulal84 wrote: »
    I think they are sexy

    No, they're creepy.
    What do you do in the shower?
    When does a girl become a woman?
    How often do you ride and for how long?
    Where do you keep your underwear?
    Do you have an unhealthy relationship with your box?


  • #10
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Senor Jingle Balls wrote: »
    I also pick my nose and rub my fingers on the take away coffe cup lids.

    Been trying to give up coffee for months now.

    I think I just kicked my habit, and cheers for that dude. :D


  • #11
    Hello_MrFox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭Hello_MrFox


    I fondle my fruit every night


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  • #12
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Are nuts fruit?


  • #13
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    Within Raisin, yes.
    Orange you funny.


  • #14
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I feel oranges only. They can't be real soft. They have to have a certain firmness to them to get the money out of my wallet.


  • #15
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Assholes, you can tell everything you need to know about fruit from its colour :mad: yer just disgusting weirdos.


  • #16
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Assholes, you can tell everything you need to know about fruit from its colour :mad: yer just disgusting weirdos.

    Oranges tell you they are orange.


  • #17
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    I sniff fruit to tell if it's ripe. Are we not supposed to do that?


  • #18
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Worst thread ever.


  • #19
    liliq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭liliq


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Worst thread ever.

    You'd rather it was a veg fondling thread, I'm guessing from your username? :)


  • #20
    Kaiser D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭Kaiser D


    Fruit, no. But I'd be partial to a good squeeze of the bread. To see if its fresh, like.


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