Bad Lyrics

Muise...

Another thread made me think of my favourite bad lyric:

"I was standing. You were there." (Never Tear Us Apart, INXS),

which is such a pointless half-a-haiku it always makes me laugh. It's on a par with "I'm serious as cancer" (Rhythm is a Dancer), and all of Macarthur Park, especially the "striped pair of pants."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8

Does anyone have more doggerel/bad rhyme/cringey sentiment for giggles?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." P.Diddy

Standard Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m9n5Uv0bp0

ah
if you tempt with your charms
ah
you can hold me in your arms
ah
but if you force yourself on me
ah
things are gonna get nasty

(baby baby baby baby)

no way no way
man-ah man-ah (x3)

not today
don't get fresh with me

karaokeman

Can't beat Ne-Yo rhyming kodak with kodak.

rawn

You're better than chocolate
You're right in the pocket
You were tailor-made for me
I wanna have your baby
Gotta have you like crazy
And iron your shirts

Geri Halliwell - Half Of Me

Duff

I'm trying to find the words
To describe this girl
Without being disrespectful...
Damn she's a sexy bit*h

Tasden

karaokeman wrote: »

Can't beat Ne-Yo rhyming kodak with kodak.

Unless you're pitbull

coolhull

So come on, the members of my nation,
Its your time to be,
There's no chance unless you take one
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah

cantdecide

Nelly Fuertado- On the Radio

"Than to sit up here exposing myself trying to break through"

Could've chosen a better way of wording that...

Menas

Are we human....or are we dancers?

Daqster

"Bitches suck my dick cause I look like JK Rowling." - Lil B.

karaokeman

Tasden wrote: »

Unless you're pitbull

My bad, thought it was Ne-Yo but your right it is Pitbull.

DainBramage

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x10]

Kylo Ren

"Had a phone in jail, that's a cell phone" - Lil Wayne.

Considering rap is so heavily based on lyricism it's especially hilarious. Weezy has some real gems regarding bad lyrics.

Chucken

"I am," I said
To no one there,
And no one heard at all,
Not even the chair.

B.A._Baracus

Nothing quite beats Kayne West:

"I wanna fuck you hard on the sink. After that, give you something to drink"


Yup. He is mental :pac:

MJ23

I'm blue da ba di bada ba.

Shane-KornSpace

Anything by Justin Bieber.
Example:
"baby baby baby baby oohhhh baby baby baby baby" etc.

coolhull

Bo be bop alulah, a lam bam boo
Tutti Frutti, oh Ruthie

Little Richard

tim3000

Who run the world? Girls! [x4]
Who run this motha? Girls! [x4]
Who run the world? Girls! [x4]

Beyonce Knowles.

Pen.Island

In before "I'm as serious as cancer..etc etc" thankswhore answer.

Oh wait, no. OP said it. Yawn.

Archeron

tim3000 wrote: »

Who run the world? Girls! [x4]
Who run this motha? Girls! [x4]
Who run the world? Girls! [x4]

Beyonce Knowles.

I'm a survivor
Yes a survivor
I'm a survivor
Oh survivor

Repeat 15 million times.

Muise...

Pen.Island wrote: »

In before "I'm as serious as cancer..etc etc" thankswhore answer.

I put that in the OP. Well done anyway.

keano_afc

Paddy Casey.

"anyone can be a star.
just get in your car. you can go and be a star"

Its kindergarten stuff.

Pen.Island

Anyways who cares about lyrics as long as the song is good.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Sun child, you're a Sunchild awoken by the spirit of the day.
Will I grow wild
Speaking so mild
Forgot about the engine in the rain.

The Vines "Sunchild"

Ray von

Des'ree - Life

Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

glass_onion

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!

Muise...

Pen.Island wrote: »

Anyways who cares about lyrics as long as the song is good.

I dunno - people who care about words and making sense and stuff. Nice edit, btw.

Pen.Island

Muise... wrote: »

I dunno - people who care about words and making sense and stuff. Nice edit, btw.

Yeah I read the title and posted, then read the OP.

Muise...

Pen.Island wrote: »

Yeah I read the title and posted, then read the OP.

good man yourself.

Standard Toaster

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...**** you

The End - The Doors

Pen.Island

Muise... wrote: »

good man yourself.

Yeah.

I'm watching Derren Brown now.

DrumSteve

That lady Gaga song Venus has the crappest lyrics ive ever heard.


Rocket #9 take off to the planet (To the planet)
Venus
Aphrodite lady seashell bikini (Garden panty)
Venus
Let's blast off to a new dimension (In your bedroom)
Venus
Aphrodite lady seashell bikini (Get with me)
Venus

Evelyn Cusack

I've got a bike you can ride it if you like, it's got a basket a bell and rings and things to make it look good, I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it

Chareth Cutestory

Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey. Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky"

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre...

stefan idiot jones

She said I was good looking,
and I looked a bit like George Michael.
But she didn't want a fcuking she was on her menstrual cycle.


The Macc Lads - Gods Gift To Women.

Utter Class.

Muise...

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

She said I was good looking,
and I looked a bit like George Michael.
But she didn't want a fcuking she was on her menstrual cycle.


The Macc Lads - Gods Gift To Women.

Utter Class.

that's too good to qualify.

Wattle

Evelyn Cusack wrote: »

I've got a bike you can ride it if you like, it's got a basket a bell and rings and things to make it look good, I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it

I've got a mouse and he lives in a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.

PointLe55

Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window-pain

IvaBigWun

"I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo"

Really lads?



Really?!