Jargon jargon jargon

ardinn

I start a new job tomorrow in a hotel, I have been running my own businesses for the last number of years and am pretty much out of touch with the buzz phrases of management and admin.

Anyone care to jog my memory on some of your favourites??

Fr_Dougal

The Four Seasons.

ardinn

no.

wazky

"Go clean the shite off the walls of the jacks" was a frequent buzzword I heard during my time in a hotel.

Fr_Dougal

ardinn wrote: »

no

It's one of my favourites.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

"You don't need lube, you don't need lube, YOU DON'T NEED LUBE!!!" :mad:

That's all my boss ever says to me.

aidan_walsh

Synergy.

kneemos

Hotel managers don't have time for jargon.
Try the public service,banking or ad agencies.

southcentralts

Always keep a nice big smile on your face when telling customers to Fu*k off.

Standard Toaster

"Which end does it shïte out off?"

wretcheddomain

Autocracy Rules

Ihatecuddles

Don't take tips on how to deal with complaints from Ricky Jervais!!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/342304876d/there-s-been-a-rape-up-there

The Davestator

Just say stuff like Q1 and Q3 and you'll fit right in

For bonus points start each conversation with 'going forward'